Author Topic: Larda Siam Sauna - Horton Heath  (Read 2655 times)

Offline ReginaldPerrin

Larda Siam Sauna - Horton Heath
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I had an afternoon spare so decided on a punt. I rang around for an available Romulan but nothing worked out so the fallback plan was Siam Sauna. There was a girl there I had not seen called Larda. ABC-123 has reviewed her and she seemed ‘interesting’  and there was a photo now so I though worth a £50 punt.
Rang ahead and asked for Larda. Ok and booked an hour ahead.

Location, Horton heath. Most people know where it is, little industrial unit behind the petrol station.

On arrival I was asked to wait in the presidential suit. I didn’t get the feeling she was with another client just not ready.
After 10 minutes mamasan comes back and asks me to move to another room saying larda will be with me shortly.

Larda: well when she walked in my jaw dropped just like Abc 123 said she is a Pretty Thai lady wearing a sexy low cut jean dress. She did a lot of talking and seemed to be away with the fairies. Her body was nice though. She had a Jean dress thing on and was tiny. You just wanted to cuddle and protect her.

The punt: there was a lot of joking and banter, she was fiddling with the candles and she asked me to take her home. She stripped off. Next out came the massage oil. She lathered up my cock and then gave me a 5 min cock massage with her pussy. Nice. Once I was aroused she kept going on about the size of my dick and it being a nice size. It was a bit odd as I would class myself as reasonable but not that big. She leant over me to get a condom which I took as a good opportunity to grab her ass I was expecting a OW BJ but she seemed genuinely excited about the size of my cock.
On with the rubber and again I was expecting a blowjob but she just said me on top and sat straight on my dick. She wanted to ride it and grind into it. The Johnny was a bit thick and could not feel much so quickly opted for mish. She threw her legs up over my shoulders and she kept saying stick it all the way in and really hard. I gave her a good hard pounding and she kept asking for more inside her. More, more deeper, deeper she kept saying. In the end I was ramming it home as deep as I could and she seemed to love it. After I shot my load we still had some time left so we cuddled and again she asked me to take her home. She was very attentive cleaning me up and I really had a good time I felt she really enjoyed it. (probably bollocks)

She is pretty hot but a bit weird. I won’t complain though I felt good all the way through and for £50 sheets you can’t go wrong.

I would see her again so I will keep an eye on the girls to see when she is back.

Looks: Pretty, small, around 40 yo strange shape tits but still nice. Slight sign of baby tum but still fit. I probably would have taken her home. Lol. But after a few days the rambling talk would mean she would have to go!

Offline MaxHamburg

Thanks for the review.  :hi: Despite it being close to home, and little to tickle my fancy in this area, I pretty much gave up on Siam Sauna probably three years ago after a couple of lacklustre £100 encounters. And I never feel completely comfortable parking there and going through the door. At least the website seems a little more up to date these days.

Offline abc--123

Hi, glad my review helped you out. Although she was weird I would visit her again, the main reason being that when she leaned over me to grab the condom with her ass in the air I had a good feel and gave her asshole a bit of a rub which she had no problem with, if I ever see her again I'll see if I can get her to take it in the ass cos damn she has a nice ass. Would be worth putting up with her crazy for that.

After reading your review I realised I hadn't been back to siam since my visit with Larda so I had a quick look on the site and I must say this weeks 2 ladies are very disappointing.

Offline Myfun1

Thanks for this review, may pay a visit! How old was you say Larda is

Online Doormatt

The OP wrote about 40 years old in the review. The website says 23  :lol:
I phoned lest week to find out about Cindy and whilst getting her description mamasan also described Emma as a size 8 !! Clearly a 14/16.
Why does she lie all the time ?
Some guys don't want a young girl but an experienced woman, some don't want skinny but something built for comfort not speed. I wish she'd understand this and be more truthful. Better for customer and the girls.
Just for the record I prefer young and slim , each to their own !  :drinks:

Offline Myfun1

The OP wrote about 40 years old in the review. The website says 23  :lol:
I phoned lest week to find out about Cindy and whilst getting her description mamasan also described Emma as a size 8 !! Clearly a 14/16.
Why does she lie all the time ?
Some guys don't want a young girl but an experienced woman, some don't want skinny but something built for comfort not speed. I wish she'd understand this and be more truthful. Better for customer and the girls.
Just for the record I prefer young and slim , each to their own !  :drinks:

Thanks for this and apologies I must have overlooked the op when he said the age. I too prefer young and slim so may give this lady a miss.