Simmy kaur massage smethwick

[BrumTallGuy]

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Interesting challenge for someone. I hate smethwick and the street view is dodgy af.
But if you are a fan of indian women maybe worth a try.

[bestpunt]

I wanted to try her but I thin she doesn't do HE

[GingerNuts]

I wanted to try her but I thin she doesn't do HE

What makes you think that?

[bestpunt]

I'm pretty sure I rang her once to get info and she made it clear no extras..this is going a few months back

Then again once in the room it all changes

[Neromatrix]

If anyone does toftt please review

[dog999]

What makes you think that?

No it should read 'what makes you THIN that?'.

[oldmanking]

I'm pretty sure I rang her once to get info and she made it clear no extras..this is going a few months back

Then again once in the room it all changes

schoolboy error to even ask for extras over the phone.... you could be old bill or council. 

[Beamer]

I'm pretty sure I rang her once to get info and she made it clear no extras..this is going a few months back

Stupid thing to do.........!

[dog999]

Stupid thing to do.........!

Ye, stupid BOY..........!.

[bestpunt]

Why do you guys jump the gun and making assumptions....no wonder members are not contributing enough....ye now rattle on about my input
I didn't ask for extras but wanted to know the prices as they were not listed on the ad
While telling me the prices she mentioned that I don't do anything like he strictly professional

[Beamer]

Of course she raised the topic....???.... what BLX  !
Why would she do that if she is a legit operator?

Just look at the number of reviews posted each day........
Also, suggest you read the new rules........ No. 1 and 27

[bestpunt]

I clearly remember asking her for an hour price
She said it's not listed as my ad is new

I don't want to debate anymore on this as I was planning on starting a thread which I mentioned in my review earlier

Now I'm thinking I'll get slated for that

[bestpunt]

If anyone feels that my membership deserves revoking then I'll be fine with that I won't lose sleep over it.you need to take it easy fellas

[GingerNuts]

I clearly remember asking her for an hour price
She said it's not listed as my ad is new

I don't want to debate anymore on this as I was planning on starting a thread which I mentioned in my review earlier

Now I'm thinking I'll get slated for that

I can see how she might put it out there if she is legit and has a lot of men turning up wanting extras. Probably better to disappoint before than during the massage.

It's taken a while but you posted your first review this morning. Hopefully you'll continue to contribute.

[Tantric_mat]

I’ve come across quite a few massage providers who are quite explicit upfront that they don’t offer anything more than legit massage.

[Fanny]

schoolboy error to even ask for extras over the phone.... you could be old bill or council. 

So you never enquire of the masseurs if she does extras.

[oldmanking]

I’ve come across quite a few massage providers who are quite explicit upfront that they don’t offer anything more than legit massage.

is that 'come across' or 'cum across'..?  makes one hell of a difference.... 

[bestpunt]

So you never enquire of the masseurs if she does extras.

Not over the phone you fool

[Fanny]

I was attempting to be supportive of you on this one BestPunt and fully agree with your comment above that members should not be discouraged from giving their view.

 Suggest you rethink your strategy......might save you some travelling time. Isn’t it better to be told to ‘fuck off’ over the phone rather than told to fuck off after an hours travel and parkup.
I have never had any problem asking over the phone about extras when I am unsure what is on offer......of course you carefully pick your prospective masseuse. I wouldn’t for instance phone the spa at the Hotel Du Vin and ask about extras but a tempting looking ad on Vivastreet might not be so bad.

I wouldn’t class me as a ‘fool’ but just someone that does it different from you......isn’t it all about sharing experiences good or bad 👍

[BrumTallGuy]

As the OP I see the value of all the posts above. As this one hasn't been reviewed i just put it up as a challenge. If someone is unreviewed I myself wouldnt ask and have it be a surprise at least.
I wouldnt ask a provider who is known either tbh.
As a newbie i am using ukp for good reviews for my first punts for fbsm. But i would love to toftt eventually but as money is tight i rely on the good reviews of the more experienced guys.

[Fanny]

Yea, I get that....what you are after at this point in time is a dead cert good un.

This is just the sort of Ad I would phone up on and make an enquiry......I’m not one that likes a surprise if the surprise is a big ‘no no’.

[bonham]

The best question to ask is what massages you do as thers so many different ones. Some will tell you or Send you the list and have sensual in there which is a good start

[bestpunt]

I fully understand where you guys are coming from..I for example if I like the look of a lady on vivastreet then I'll just book an appointment and go for a massage and see what happens during the meet, everyone is different in how they approach an advert.

[bonham]

I agree wich is what I would do has you still get a masssge anyway. But for the ones that like sertenty ask what maasages thay do or leave it till is reveawd

[GingerNuts]

This is just the sort of Ad I would phone up on and make an enquiry......I’m not one that likes a surprise if the surprise is a big ‘no no’.

It's your choice to approach it like that but chances are a fair proportion who say no on the phone, because they've no idea who you are, will say yes during a booking.

[bestpunt]

  understood lads

[Drbox2013]

I’ve come across her ad too, but haven’t tried it yet. Haven’t been able to find reviews even on google etc

[shed]

I’ve come across her ad too, but haven’t tried it yet. Haven’t been able to find reviews even on google etc

That's the problem when punters like yourself don't do reviews   

[Drbox2013]

That's the problem when punters like yourself don't do reviews   

Not been yet, just like reading the reviews. Can do a review of a review if you want?

[GingerNuts]

Not been yet, just like reading the reviews. Can do a review of a review if you want?

This site isn't around just so you can read reviews others have made an effort to post.

You have to contribute.

[Beamer]

Not been yet, just like reading the reviews. Can do a review of a review if you want?

You joined a year ago and 9 of your 11 posts since you joined have been questions. 
Not only are you a leech, you have contributed SFA. 

[Drbox2013]

You joined a year ago and 9 of your 11 posts since you joined have been questions. 
Not only are you a leech, you have contributed SFA.

Lmfao, you went back and read all my posts. Ffs

Also, looks like you didn’t do well in GCSE English, last sentence could be worded much better...

[shed]

Lmfao, you went back and read all my posts. Ffs

Also, looks like you didn’t do well in GCSE English, last sentence could be worded much better...

I'll just get the popcorn. 

[GingerNuts]

Lmfao, you went back and read all my posts. Ffs

There aren't many to read and they have little content.

Also, looks like you didn’t do well in GCSE English, last sentence could be worded much better...

Pot, kettle, black.

[Beamer]

There aren't many to read and they have little content.

Pot, kettle, black.

He seems quite limited.
You might have to explain how the forum functions to benefit all.

[GingerNuts]

He seems quite limited.
You might have to explain how the forum functions to benefit all.

If he hasn't got the message by now I think there's no hope.

[Drbox2013]

He seems quite limited.
You might have to explain how the forum functions to benefit all.

Obviously you didn’t read post 26. What should I review, your mum?

[Drbox2013]

If he hasn't got the message by now I think there's no hope.

Looks like you can’t read either...

[GingerNuts]

Looks like you can’t read either...

My bad. For some reason I see your username and read it as leecher.

[Indigo]

I recently saw an ad on Vivastreet for a "young Indian" (think the name is Lena) that did mobile massages in the West Midlands - she tells me she also does In calls from her home which is in Smethwick so I wonder if this is connected. I'm in the early stages of trying to sort soemthing out so will review if anything comes of it but can't post the link right now.

Simmy Kaur's ad seems legit as she mentions the non sexual bit higher up the ad. In my expereince (which will not be the same as everybodies) the "non sexual" bit is normally added on almost as an afterthought at the end of an ad by the ones who will deliver HE. Anyway, the beauty of this game is you never know which is part of the fun. The legendary massage provider in Worcester (daren't mention her name as it seems to drive an extradordiary level of debate) had a very straight looking business ad but still offfers extras (not that I've ever been but its a good example of you never know what's on offer).

[andyitc]

She does offer  HE although is reluctant to do so especially if you are Asian as she does not want to get a reputation throughout her community. That is all that she offers however. Touching of any kind is not permitted and she is not a beauty. I went to see her some time back as have always had a hankering for young beautiful Indian women but she is none of these. She is in her fifties and is overweight. she looks as if at some point in the past she was more overweight as she has skin hanging from her arms (bingo wings). I should have done a review I guess but this was one of those occasions where it was soon forgotten until I came across this post here and it reminded me. The location is in a very rundown industrial area, although inside it is remarkably clean and well decorated.I would not go back, because very little was on offer and I did not find her at all attractive. That being said, she was able to offer a perfectly decent happy ending and if you close your eyes and forget who you are with it is fine. This was the usual £20 in addition to the standard 40 for a massage. The massage  itself was nothing special. She has obviously had training but I have had plenty of Thai massages where you leave feeling like you have had a good workout. I should also point out that she has a lovely personality, friendly and with a good sense of humour but she just does not tick  my boxes

[bonham]

She does offer  HE although is reluctant to do so especially if you are Asian as she does not want to get a reputation throughout her community. That is all that she offers however. Touching of any kind is not permitted and she is not a beauty. I went to see her some time back as have always had a hankering for young beautiful Indian women but she is none of these. She is in her fifties and is overweight. she looks as if at some point in the past she was more overweight as she has skin hanging from her arms (bingo wings). I should have done a review I guess but this was one of those occasions where it was soon forgotten until I came across this post here and it reminded me. The location is in a very rundown industrial area, although inside it is remarkably clean and well decorated.I would not go back, because very little was on offer and I did not find her at all attractive. That being said, she was able to offer a perfectly decent happy ending and if you close your eyes and forget who you are with it is fine. This was the usual £20 in addition to the standard 40 for a massage. The massage  itself was nothing special. She has obviously had training but I have had plenty of Thai massages where you leave feeling like you have had a good workout. I should also point out that she has a lovely personality, friendly and with a good sense of humour but she just does not tick  my boxes

Thanks for the review Andy she was first on my list to toft when safe. Has I keep seeing her ad. After a visit to lode lane when all clear but I seem very put off after reading that

[Mrfloor87]

I’m looking to book when things get back to normal better.
Just a question did you ask or HE or did she offer?
I’m going to be going anyway even if it’s just for a hr massage but HE is always good to finish
Thanks

[andyitc]

I asked by text before I went there so no room for misunserstandings

[RaajValdez]

Hi. Has anyone seen Simmy since the summer? Want to go but want to see if she does offer HE when inside the venue.

[Dark Vader]

She does offer  HE although is reluctant to do so especially if you are Asian as she does not want to get a reputation throughout her community. That is all that she offers however. Touching of any kind is not permitted and she is not a beauty. I went to see her some time back as have always had a hankering for young beautiful Indian women but she is none of these. She is in her fifties and is overweight. she looks as if at some point in the past she was more overweight as she has skin hanging from her arms (bingo wings). I should have done a review I guess but this was one of those occasions where it was soon forgotten until I came across this post here and it reminded me. The location is in a very rundown industrial area, although inside it is remarkably clean and well decorated.I would not go back, because very little was on offer and I did not find her at all attractive. That being said, she was able to offer a perfectly decent happy ending and if you close your eyes and forget who you are with it is fine. This was the usual £20 in addition to the standard 40 for a massage. The massage  itself was nothing special. She has obviously had training but I have had plenty of Thai massages where you leave feeling like you have had a good workout. I should also point out that she has a lovely personality, friendly and with a good sense of humour but she just does not tick  my boxes

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As a newbie here since the doors were opened in Jan I didn't want to add to the avalanche of historical reviews but comment if a girl I had been with came up in discussions, however I will review punts from here on in (since joining). This account is the most accurate of what you will expect to find. If you hadn't read this forum and had spoken to her on the phone the way she sounds you would turn up expecting to find a nice young Indian dolly bird. While laying on my back starkers I was hard the whole time and nothing as much as a swipe. At the end she did ask whether that was alright? I was going to say a hj would have been nice but I just got up and left very very disappointed.
This was my first massage experience, I later found Coton Lane and Balance, Recommended.

[andyitc]

I don't find there is any benefit in being shy about these things. Just ask if she offers any extras. what is the worst that could happen?

[bestpunt]

Yes I have and she's legit now totally used to do full service years ago