First review so go easy on me.
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I called in the afternoon. No response. Sent her a text message. Got a text back 25 minutes later asking when I wanted to visit her. I told her in an hours time. She asked if I was black. I said no. Then she sent me her postcode. I was planning on seeing her for 30mins for £60.
Location:
Carla works in a flat off the Kilburn High Road with 2 other working girls. It's not particularly nice and I didn't like walking up to it. When she gives you the post code she tells you to text her when you're near a betting shop. If tube-ing the flat is a 10 minute walk south of Kilburn Station.
Carla's room was simple and well-kept. There's a mirror in the corner opposite the bed and the bedside table has a stack of multi-pack wet-wipes, lube, tissues and condoms.
Looks:
I'm not convinced Carla is the WG in the photo.
It says on her profile that she's from Colombia.
I greeted her in Spanish. She didn't reply. When I continued to speak to her in Spanish she just looked confused. She told me her mother was Colombian but she never met her and she grew up with her father in Hungary. She said she'd been in London for 3 days and her English was, as you'd imagine, quite poor.
This could very well be a bait and switch. The thing is, the girl I saw was definitely around 19 years of age and had the same olive color skin. Her hair was also dark. Her face did look different in the pictures though.
Services:
Carla greeted me at the door in a two piece bikini. She led me to her bedroom and started eating a twix bar. She offered me some. I declined. We confirmed the 30 mins and I handed over the £60. She gave me a towel and showed me the bathroom where I showered up. When I came back to the bedroom she was finishing her twix. I was hoping she'd go and brush her teeth at this point. I asked her if she kisses. She said no, and reached over to her pack of condoms. She was about to open one for OW. I asked her if she could do OWO. She said that would be £20 extra. I said £10. She said £20. I said I'd made a mistake and I should leave, but she could read my poker face, and I have to admit, by this point, I just wanted to get things going. I tried to get her down to £15 but she wasn't budging. She then said OWO isn't included in 30mins. So I gave her £40 more (£100) for the hour. She went and had a drink of water. Then she got a handful of wet-wipes and scrubbed me down. Then she proceeded with OWO. It wasn't great. No real suction. Zero tongue action. It was a very bad technique. I suggested we 69. Her pussy was nice. It was tight, pink and completely shaved. She said to not put any fingers in her though and move my tongue slowly. She stopped sucking me the moment I had my tongue in her snatch. I wasn't going limp by any means, but I wanted us both to be revved up. She put a condom on me and we went for doggy. I asked how many times I'm allowed to cum in the hour. She held up two fingers and I could sense she just wanted me to finish. So I pounded away until I came in the bag. I was looking forward to round 2. I asked her if she could give me a massage. Her massage technique was awkward. She faced the wall while I lay down and massaged me with one hand. She clearly couldn't be bothered. I was so disappointed. Especially after paying for the hour. There was no effort in anything she did. It was worst punt I've ever had.
I left after 24 minutes. I could sense she felt guilty for being so crap with me because when I was leaving she kept asking me if I was ok. I just smiled and walked out. Never again.
Conclusion:
I don't know if I caught Carla on a bad day but I certainly won't be going back.
