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Contacted Rosie by txt for same day booking, and she got back to me within the hour, then I confirmed services... Arrived at Flat in City Centre a few mins early, not far from Argyle Street train station, and texted for buzzer then headed up to door...
Rosie answered, she has long blonde(dyed probably) hair, size 6 and age 22 probably accurate... She was wearing nice black lingerie and I thought she was quite good looking... Unfortunately this is where any good part of the booking ends!...
By time I've got in and paid her straight away its about 2 mins after booking time... Offered a glass of water and asked for a shower which she was fine with... She disappears out the room while I get undressed and head into the shower... I try for about 2-odd minutes to get the shower on but can't so call her in and she tries but it still doesn't work... She then flicks a switch just outside the bathroom door and it comes on... I'm in and out in about 2 mins approx...
Onto the bed for some kissing, she stops me and says not to push her neck back, which I wasn't, it was the way she had propped herself up that was probably making it uncomfortable for her... She then stripped off at my request, she has small tits that are ok... OWO next while I fingered her, she then stops me and gets the lube out and applies it to herself... I continue with a bit of fingering then move onto 69, getting a not so nice mouth of lube... OWO was fine with a bit of spitting...
On with the condom, which she struggled to get on between using her mouth and hands, so I helped out... Into Mish, then I suggest knees up to her chest: nope, legs on my shoulders: nope, doggy: nope, prone bone: nope... Turns out I'm too big for her... I'm not trying to boast by any means here but it's the crux of the review (well with her "reasoning anyway) Some WGs maybe can't do certain positions which I understand, but I'm not here for a whole booking of "basic" Mish...
I then ask if CG is ok, she says probably not but tries RCG and CG grudgingly... She hops off and I ask to go back to basic mish, to which she tells me "I'm starting to get pissed off now" (well join the club) Am I not allowed to suggest positions in a paid for booking... She says she'll give me hand relief, to which I inform her its a 30 minute booking... She tells me there's 20 minutes gone and I spent 10 in the shower... I told her I was 5 minutes in the shower, and that was even including the 2-odd minutes trying to get the thing on, through no fault of my own...
Her attitude stinks by now, and she then decides to try to lecture me on how I should warn girls her age before booking that I'm above average (and probably book women in their forties
) , then tells me I should only expect 3 positions in a 30 minute booking, Really! Well that's a new one to even me...I tell her I'm willing to leave it, and call it a 15 minute booking (which technically it was), she tells me I'm getting no money back... Trying to salvage something I agree to HR, she whacks lube on my cock, but I've lost my hardon, and all interest in the booking so call it a day...
I have a shower, she then proceeds to still try lecture me, while I get dressed, although her attitude has improved and she's a bit friendlier, probably because the bookings over... My demeanour never changed throughout the booking, I remained polite as I always am, right to the moment I left, even though I was far from chuffed...
She probably didn't realise I'd actually seen her twice before, in passing, when I seen her duo/ex duo partner a few months ago, which I referenced at the time
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=242342.msg2478860#msg2478860The same excuses were rolled out by her aswell, so appears they are 2 cheeks of the same arse... I've never had to basically ask for money back in a booking, and in my 4-odd years of punting this is the worst booking I've had to date...
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