Author Topic: Elegant Show Girl - Bristol  (Read 2308 times)


21 review(s) for ElegantShowGirl (16 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Doombar

1 hour incall - £120 + £15 parking.

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Booking/Venue
Straight forward comms via text.  Hotel close to Temple Meads.  Parking around there is always very difficult, as she had clearly realised as she texted me advising that I park in the hotel car park. She said all her clients yesterday had done that and not paid the reception the £15 charge and they had got away with it.  Well, that was very bad advice as they have ANPR cameras and I guarantee if you don't pay you will get a £100 fine a few days later!!

The Girl
Others have reported mixed opinions about her face - on her profile it says "I am not ugly" and I would agree with that, but not pretty.  Her body is quite slim but not toned, fleshy arse, tattoos and small breasts with pierced nipples.  Age around 30.   Long wavy brown hair with blonde ends.  Some say she is a beach bum - but no evidence of any suntan/bikini line in early July.

Couldn't see anything "Elegant" or "Show Girl" about her.

Services
FK, OWO, Protected Sex and Anal, CIM.

The Meet
She did everything I asked for but the issue was her attitude which was like having sex with a blow up doll.  She hardly spoke, didn't greet me as I walked in (just stony faced), one word answers when I tried to make friendly conversation.  Kissing was FK at best and she seemed to have an issue with saliva - actually stopped kissing me at one point to remove some of my saliva that had got into her mouth.  She hated me using me saliva to lube my finger before fingering her pussy - said it was "disgusting" and men always use too much :unknown:.  Very poor eye contact, no sense of passion or trying to enjoy herself during sex despite my best efforts.

She also had an obsession with playing music on her phone to create background noise - to stop maids/guests hearing I think.  Thing is the music stopped every 2 mins when her phone locked and we had to stop what we were doing while she started it off again. Very off putting.  She should just pay £10 a month for a premium music service or put the radio on the TV.

She also has an issue with her legs which means that she can't do certain standing positions.  Several times we had to stop because she was in pain and wasn't saying anything ( :rolleyes:) but I noticed her grimacing with pain.  She could have just said no when I suggested a position that wasn't going to work for her!!  :unknown:

She did OWO and then we had sex and I had told her I wanted CIM at the end.  When I was ready to pop in her mouth I let her know and she said "you will have to wash first in the sink".  So off to the bathroom I went.  She had wipes at the bedside but didn't use them.  Again it destroyed the moment. :thumbsdown:

She perked up and got more chatty when I was leaving, but it was too late by then...

£120 for 1 hour for an English girl and no extras (incl. Anal) is good value for money.  But for a WG with her amount of experience her attitude and engagement weren't anywhere near good enough so she gets a Neutral.

Cheers  :drinks:
« Last Edit: July 24, 2019, 10:11:27 am by Doombar »

Offline rudolph hucker

Good advice, as usual from Doombar.
I was booked to see her this evening, think I'll look elsewhere.

Offline BillyPoison

Possibly over subscribed I reckon  :thumbsdown:

Offline winkywanky

Personally that sounds like a negative to me.

She was on my HL, now she's off it.

Thanks for the frankness of your review Doombar, better luck next time.

Offline winkywanky

I've just registered the bit about her legs being in pain. That's very unfortunate for her  :(. I suspect this may be a contributory factor in her attitude. Her name alludes to being a showgirl, perhaps old dancing injuries? Dancing is very tough on the body.

None of this of course should affect her rating at the end of the day.

Offline B4bcock

Thanks for a full and honest review.

Given the size of Bristol and the number of girls working there, I'm amazed how short my list of escorts worth seeing is.

Offline chrispuckey

What a shame, I had the pleasure back in 2017 in Plymouth and she was a really good punt.

Offline Whistling Dixie

Thank you OP for a very helpful and honest review
Neutral seems generous given her attitude

Offline HawkG

What a shame, I had the pleasure back in 2017 in Plymouth and she was a really good punt.

Back when she was famously and openly barebacking?

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Offline chrispuckey

Back when she was famously and openly barebacking?

And your point is ?

Offline planetrock1479

And your point is ?

I'm as stunned as that koala in your avatar.

Offline chrispuckey

I'm as stunned as that koala in your avatar.

Really! It is a well known fact on here that she used to offer BB but that is no reason for her being a good or bad punt and she was genuinely a good punt. So now that she has stopped BB then that is no reason for her to be a bad punt. Looking at this review it looks like she has gone completely the other way. Mr Rock I have to say I am stunned that you are stunned. If punters do BB with a WG then in my humble opinion they must need their head tested amongst other things. A good shag is a good shag regardless and a bad punt is just that a bad punt.

bristolqwerty

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How do you know she’s stopped?

Offline chrispuckey

How do you know she’s stopped?

Who knows but if she is making him wash his cock before he unloads then it's a pretty good indicator. It looks like from the outside looking in that she has had the hump, taken it out on the punter and realised at the end and tried to be friendly. He has done his research, looked at her figure, liked her like list and read her reviews yet ended up a few quid lighter and not with the service he was expecting. His post is about her not meeting his expectations not about does she offer bareback or not!

bristolqwerty

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I disagree, I’ve added to it. I think it’s important too.  Fella seems to think she’s stopped! How about her dogging and swinging parties? Don't these activities attract people who have multiple partners?
Shhhh let’s keep it quiet, that’s a clever idea  :hi:
« Last Edit: July 25, 2019, 08:49:36 am by bristolqwerty »

Offline chrispuckey

I disagree, I’ve added to it. I think it’s important too.  Fella seems to think she’s stopped! How about her dogging and swinging parties? Don't these activities attract people who have multiple partners?
Shhhh let’s keep it quiet, that’s a clever idea  :hi:

It's not about keeping it quiet the original post was about her giving a crap punt! WGs have multiple partners that's what they do be it at a party, throughout the day, week whatever. I have absolutely no idea if she still offers BB I can only go by my past experience with her and what she offers. If the original post was about her offering unprotected then I would agree with you 100% but it wasn't.