Sorry to hear you didn't get the punt you were looking for Mick, always disapoointing. It's a shame, your account of her has put doubts in my mind, but the great reviews from the other thread still have me thinking about seeing her.
Far be it for me to leap to the defence of a whore I haven't seen. Sophie may be another Eastern European, communist, Vladimir Putin loving skank for all I know.
But are you actually stupid enough to believe the delusional shit written by the OP? Especially since this is only his second post?
Why the
fuck would anyone offer to take a whore he has never seen before to Selfridges, buy her an outfit, take her for dinner to The Ivy (one of the most expensive restaurants in the world where it takes weeks, even months, to get seats unless you are a celebrity and a piece of lettuce costs £50) then take her to The Four Seasons hotel and pay her £1500 on top?
It's utter, utter wanky bullshit!
The real scenario probably went like this:
1: OP wrote all his delusional, lying bollocks to Sophie, she saw through his garbage and realised he was a timewaster idiot, or...
2: OP went to see her for an hour at £80, and then tried to stay for longer for free, she got arsey and told him to fuck off, and then he decided to write this anus of a review.
Second scenario is more likely in my opinion.
Offering to take an £80 an hour prossie he has never seen before to Selfridges, the Ivy, The Four Seasons, and giving her £1500 for an overnight... what the fuck?
Insane loser. No wonder prossies complain about timewasting twats.