_SPECIAL_MASSAGE (Sara) - Milton Keynes

[CARLMARKS]

Should change her name to moaning minnie.

Booked an appointment for a massage. I asked for deep tissue massage. What I got was non stop moaning about how hot is is, how customers waste her time, how her profile is being used by other girls who neglect and abuse it. I even got the old I am not racist, but............ phrase thrown in.

The massage was very poor. Just rubbing and no pressure applied. Complete waste of money and time.

£50 for half an hour. Christ, a professional acupuncturist only charges £45.

Was rushed out the door as another customer was coming in 10 minutes.

The only positive was seeing her smeared lipstick all over he face. She had rubbed it with a wet wipe due to her face sweating. Did not bother to tell her.

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[DevilD]

Do Ukranians speak  Polish then?

[CARLMARKS]

According to her, she speaks French, Ukrainian and English. She also speaks a little Italian. Her mother lived there for 16 years apparently.

She is a size 18 and not size 14. I would say she is 50 and not 39 as stated on her profile.

The profile is being used by 3 different WG, so it is all mixed up. The private gallery is not of her and half of the reviews I should imagine are for someone else.

A complete shower.

[CARLMARKS]

She was also moaning about the smell in the flat and the noise from night club dwellers outside at the weekend.

[CARLMARKS]

She also speaks Russian. Cannot keep up

[Bumble1234]

I work very close by and I’d clocked this profile and texted her about a meet yesterday. I didn’t get a reply for ages and when I did it just said ‘was busy’. So I was going to retry for today until I read your review. So many thanks sir for saving me the bother. Location wise she was perfect for me to visit but not if she’s shambolic as you describe. Thank you for the review.👍

[CARLMARKS]

It depends what you are after. I was not after anything sexual or a relaxing massage. I went for a deep tissue massage as I have a few aches and pains due to work. I asked her at the start to be forceful and she agreed she would. She applied no pressure whatsoever and moaned the whole time.

Did not care about her appearance or age either, but just mentioned that she is lying.

Just got a snotty message from her saying thank you for negative feedback. She said if I was not happy, then I should have said something. That seldomly works, so it is best just to get out of there and count your losses.

[Bumble1234]

Crikey! I will save my pennies and buy you a pint to say thank you if our paths cross in cmk.

[Flair99]

Yes, a thank you from me too!

[Adzzzz]

Glad I checked on here before booking, saved me a few quid and some wasted time.

Definitely some profile swapping going on here

[CARLMARKS]

Why don't they just have different profiles?

[martyn321]

Why don't they just have different profiles?

So they can use the ratings left by others, a girl with 20 odd ratings is much more likely to be picked then one with 0.

[CARLMARKS]

So sly. She acted all angered by it, when she was clearly in on the scam.