Surrey Sarah - Surbiton

[Errik]

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Was looking forward to seeing this lady. Called her to set up a time. She asked me all kinds of personal questions. Should have just stopped her there but decided to play along with some fake answers. We agreed on a time.

Got to the street she asked me to go to and called her. She asked where I was and I told her the street name. She said what are you doing there, I told you to meet me at some other street. I pointed out (politely) this was the street she texted me. She then got very upset and said that I should leave. Didnt feel like arguing and left. Really strange encounter and a waste of time.

[bhudda]

my guess is she saw you in the street and pretended you should have gone to a different one cos there was something about you she didn't like - just a guess.

If others who have seen her went to the same street and were successful it may help clarify.   

[JonasG]

She's very odd.

[dubhcarr]

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Was looking forward to seeing this lady. Called her to set up a time. She asked me all kinds of personal questions. Should have just stopped her there but decided to play along with some fake answers. We agreed on a time.

Got to the street she asked me to go to and called her. She asked where I was and I told her the street name. She said what are you doing there, I told you to meet me at some other street. I pointed out (politely) this was the street she texted me. She then got very upset and said that I should leave. Didnt feel like arguing and left. Really strange encounter and a waste of time.

when I met her she was a nightmare with the directions as I stated in my review. Im sure she has a problem with left and right and being spatially aware. I carried on but it was not a great punt.

[Errik]

I guess it's possible she didn't like the look of me. I was dressed in standard office clothes so don't think it was my attire. I wasn't speaking loudly on the phone so I don't think it was a lack of discretion either. Who knows

[JonasG]

when I met her she was a nightmare with the directions as I stated in my review. Im sure she has a problem with left and right and being spatially aware. I carried on but it was not a great punt.

Yeah when you talk to her by phone or text she doesn't seem all there.

[bhudda]

I guess it's possible she didn't like the look of me. I was dressed in standard office clothes so don't think it was my attire. I wasn't speaking loudly on the phone so I don't think it was a lack of discretion either. Who knows

From what others are saying it seems more likely she is just bonkers

[Waterhouse]

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Was looking forward to seeing this lady. Called her to set up a time. She asked me all kinds of personal questions. Should have just stopped her there but decided to play along with some fake answers. We agreed on a time.

Got to the street she asked me to go to and called her. She asked where I was and I told her the street name. She said what are you doing there, I told you to meet me at some other street. I pointed out (politely) this was the street she texted me. She then got very upset and said that I should leave. Didnt feel like arguing and left. Really strange encounter and a waste of time.

OP... IMO you dodged a bullet here, so be thankful it was just the wasted journey time and not the cash also.

I suspect if the booking had gone ahead you'd have been met by a chubby*, unpredictable and scatty woman in her fifties who looks a lot older then her AW pics - the ones that aren't photos of her shoe collection that is.
 
* size 14 at 5'6 isn't particularly svelte, and that's assumimng she's not actually closer to a size 16 (AW profile artistic license etc.)

Maybe I'm being unfair, but that's my opinion TBH. 
 

[DevilD]

She's very odd.

It's a VERY odd profile, penned probably under the influence of something or other....

[JonasG]

It's a hard call with her tbh. The reviews don't lie, she's clearly a great fuck.

But booking her from my POV has been strange and her behaviour in this review is shocking.

But once you get to see her, it seems like a top punt.

[Darkness]

I've met her a few times, and she's a fit lady and a fabulous all-hole fuck so it's worth persevering IMO.

In my experience she affects a bit of a 'school ma'am' attitude in early meetings - I also was directed to a particular street corner the first time but as it was raining I moved before calling her and stood under a bus stop.  I also got 'told off' but actually it came across to me as someone teasing rather than chastising for real.  Likewise she once called me out for counting my money out as I walked up the stairs to her flat, even though no one was there to see (except her, clearly!).  I reckon it's just part of her character she adopts for this, as those who've met her will know she doesn't hold back on being absolutely filthy in her suggestions about what you might do to her.

[James999]

I reckon it's just part of her character she adopts

What the character of a pissed confused old woman 

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I've met her a few times, and she's a fit lady and a fabulous all-hole fuck so it's worth persevering IMO.

In my experience she affects a bit of a 'school ma'am' attitude in early meetings - I also was directed to a particular street corner the first time but as it was raining I moved before calling her and stood under a bus stop.  I also got 'told off' but actually it came across to me as someone teasing rather than chastising for real.  Likewise she once called me out for counting my money out as I walked up the stairs to her flat, even though no one was there to see (except her, clearly!).  I reckon it's just part of her character she adopts for this, as those who've met her will know she doesn't hold back on being absolutely filthy in her suggestions about what you might do to her.

Agree with the above in the fact that she adopts a different dizzy persona when working and isn't half as daft as she seems. I have seen her once (and reviewed)  a couple of years ago, early in my punting career. She even replied to my review when I mentioned the directions and where to approach the building from her instructions.
Haven't seen her again but I would consider it if I fancied a dirty milf experience.

[JonasG]

Why some WGs insist on you calling them and then you having to decipher where to go is so unnecessary.

Clear and concise directions by text is all that's needed.

If Sarah is so paranoid about being discreet, why is she speaking to punters on the phone while they're in the street trying to work out where to go?

[DrConners]

She's very odd.

As is this ridiculous photoshopped picture - If it talks like a mental old lady - Looks like a mental old lady ..........................

 

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[contentguy]

As is this ridiculous photoshopped picture - If it talks like a mental old lady - Looks like a mental old lady ..........................

 

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I’d rather consort with a box of frogs

Guy

[thetinman007]

She is odd. Talks a lot of rubbish. She's no oil painting. Body is good tho and service is even better!

[Yellowman1]

If you can actually get into her flat the service is pretty decent to be fair. She acts the dirty old slut well but it is obviously an act and can be off putting. She can take hard anal like a pro though and doesn’t mind switching between holes. The parts you are allowed to see of her body are pretty decent for an old girl

[TallnHung]

She is bonkers.
But also a cracking fuck IMHO.  YMMV though.