Amys massage Chester-Le-Street

[Nnickie]

Was in Durham city fancied a massage Googled for a place found serenity so sent a text for a massage for 10.30 am the place opened at 10.00 no reply so had a look at the place had its shutters down didn’t it so is the place closed down 
Next text was to bliss busy all morning Sheng busy too so Amys was last choice Yes was the answer so got in at 11.30 for one hour massage £40
Walked into the shop was met by a rather young Chinese girl wearing a short skirt tight fitting top fit body not a bad looker either
Told to strip noticed no towels so on the bed naked
She came in to the room and commented  uuu yes nice so yes good start
Told I wanted medium pressure massage
The massage was good I was satisfied with it no ball swipes or any indication of what I was hoping for
Must have been about 45 minutes into the massage when she started to play between my upper thighs and gently rubbing my balls
She asked do I want a happy ending for extra £20 I said yes ok so turned over a little bit play then asked me if I wanted body to body for total £100 my cock was in charge now so I said go on then
What a body really fit very young looking little tight fanny small tits mind but large nipples
She got on top rubbing her self on my cock she was nibbling my ear she appeared to be turned on I started to rub her clit it was very wet but she gently took my hand away and put it on her tits while she simulated having sex every so often moving forward for me to suck her tits looking at this fit young woman squirming around on me is well fantastic I’m bursting by now so she moves to one side and slowly finishes me off coming all over her tits
Cleans me up and herself then proceeds to massage my front she’s still naked can’t help but rub her tight smooth thighs as she does so
I’ve had b to b before but this was the best
130a Front St, Chester Le Street, DH3 3AY

[Goldfinch]

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[billabong]

How discreet is this shop mate ?

[Weatherman21]

Not discrete at all.

[Nnickie]

Just walk straight in if you think about it the only people that knows what’s going on in there are the users

[Weatherman21]

Just walk straight in if you think about it the only people that knows what’s going on in there are the users

After my experience at Oriental Massage in North Shields. The more discreet the better.

[waynekerr600]

After my experience at Oriental Massage in North Shields. The more discreet the better.

Had a read of your review. Couldn't see any issue with the location what happened if it's ok to ask?

[Weatherman21]

Read it again. Especially the bit when I was leaving.   

[Nnickie]

Lol just read the review well like I said he knew what goes on in that place I would have shouted back well you know don’t ya

[waynekerr600]

Read it again. Especially the bit when I was leaving.   

Cheers. My limited word count got me again !

[Weatherman21]

Cheers. My limited word count got me again !

No bother mate.  Amy’s in bang in the middle of the high street.

[waynekerr600]

No bother mate.  Amy’s in bang in the middle of the high street.

I'm always conscious going in and out of any of these places. The ones in Newcastle seem incredibly obvious.

[bbanks]

I'm always conscious going in and out of any of these places. The ones in Newcastle seem incredibly obvious.

Sunglasses, a brisk walking pace and staring at my phone pretending to text as I’m leaving/entering is my ‘go to’ technique   

[northface]

Sunglasses, a brisk walking pace and staring at my phone pretending to text as I’m leaving/entering is my ‘go to’ technique   

Dont pretend to text. Do a review instead.

[bbanks]

Dont pretend to text. Do a review instead.

If I had anything interesting or noteworthy to add then I would consider! I can sum up all of my massages with the same sentence: ‘had a massage, paid extra £20 for a wank, left with a smile on my face same as everyone else’ 

[daviemac]

If I had anything interesting or noteworthy to add then I would consider! I can sum up all of my massages with the same sentence: ‘had a massage, paid extra £20 for a wank, left with a smile on my face same as everyone else’ 

I suspect your time here will be limited with an attitude like that considering the revised site ethos the new Admin have included in the rules.

[Kev3773]

If I had anything interesting or noteworthy to add then I would consider! I can sum up all of my massages with the same sentence: ‘had a massage, paid extra £20 for a wank, left with a smile on my face same as everyone else’ 

If everyone had your attitude there would be no massage reviews.
So you're saying all yours have been the same, no good or bad masseurs, no good or bad hand jobs, just all the same

[billabong]

If I had anything interesting or noteworthy to add then I would consider! I can sum up all of my massages with the same sentence: ‘had a massage, paid extra £20 for a wank, left with a smile on my face same as everyone else’ 

You've posted 52 times with nowt noteworthy or interesting to say so why not make 53 an uninteresting review.

[bbanks]

I’d say some have been better than others but nothing to report that goes contrary to the info already available on the forum. Jessica in Felling built like a brick shit house but her size helps to give a really firm massage. Sheng very polite and definitely the best I’ve experienced. Seen an Asian lass a while ago in Gateshead (ground floor flat on Sunderland road opposite the newer Miller homes) cute face with braces on her teeth but very light massage compared to some. Again, all enjoyable and all ended with a smile on my face. I might as well start rating my own wanks if I try and describe the nuances between them. Surely quality over quantity is what counts with reviews?

[daviemac]

I’d say some have been better than others but nothing to report that goes contrary to the info already available on the forum. Jessica in Felling built like a brick shit house but her size helps to give a really firm massage. Sheng very polite and definitely the best I’ve experienced. Seen an Asian lass a while ago in Gateshead (ground floor flat on Sunderland road opposite the newer Miller homes) cute face with braces on her teeth but very light massage compared to some. Again, all enjoyable and all ended with a smile on my face. I might as well start rating my own wanks if I try and describe the nuances between them. Surely quality over quantity is what counts with reviews?

You have neither. But you need to read the rules again and take notice of the 'discretion' part this time.

[Kev3773]

I’d say some have been better than others but nothing to report that goes contrary to the info already available on the forum. Jessica in Felling built like a brick shit house but her size helps to give a really firm massage. Sheng very polite and definitely the best I’ve experienced. Seen an Asian lass a while ago in Gateshead (ground floor flat on Sunderland road opposite the newer Miller homes) cute face with braces on her teeth but very light massage compared to some. Again, all enjoyable and all ended with a smile on my face. I might as well start rating my own wanks if I try and describe the nuances between them. Surely quality over quantity is what counts with reviews?

Still not helping  yourself, all reviews  are welcome and useful as they help build up a picture of consistency, or not as the case may be. Your comments  will be lost amongst this thread.

[bbanks]

You have neither. But you need to read the rules again and take notice of the 'discretion' part this time.

Yes I will check the new rules out. But can you HONESTLY say that if you lived in the North East and checked out this forum for info about a massage with HE, there wouldn’t already be enough info?

[Kev3773]

Yes I will check the new rules out. But can you HONESTLY say that if you lived in the North East and checked out this forum for info about a massage with HE, there wouldn’t already be enough info?

I can HONESTLY say there isn't enough info, they change staff often so need to be updated regularly.

[bbanks]

Still not helping  yourself, all reviews  are welcome and useful as they help build up a picture of consistency, or not as the case may be. Your comments  will be lost amongst this thread.

Maybe not helping myself but  my point still stands and you’ve just more or less made my point for me. If my comments are lost in a thread then so will my review be when I totally and utterly concur with everyone else that -for example- lady X gives a good HE, etc

[bbanks]

I can HONESTLY say there isn't enough info, they change staff often so need to be updated regularly.

I’ve only ever visited ‘sole traders’ as far as I’m aware. Never been to a shop/parlour with multiple girls working. If I had, then that would warrant a review as my experience of a particular place may vary depending on the girl. But in my case, I’ve seen the same girls as everyone else 

[daviemac]

Yes I will check the new rules out. But can you HONESTLY say that if you lived in the North East and checked out this forum for info about a massage with HE, there wouldn’t already be enough info?

What I have or haven't done is totally irrelevant, it's what the new owners want that counts now.'No intention of contributing' is an accepted banning reason now. Believe it or not I'm trying to help you but you make it very difficult.

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This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favoritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

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Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.

Just so there's no misunderstanding. Your choice.

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[Kev3773]

Maybe not helping myself but  my point still stands and you’ve just more or less made my point for me. If my comments are lost in a thread then so will my review be when I totally and utterly concur with everyone else that -for example- lady X gives a good HE, etc

No, you are wrong, you clearly don't  understand how the site works, a post in the middle of a thread will be easily missed, whereas a review will show up in a count of any particular provider.

[roboeggman]

Yes I will check the new rules out. But can you HONESTLY say that if you lived in the North East and checked out this forum for info about a massage with HE, there wouldn’t already be enough info?

Why should all the info be provided by other people and you add nothing? Quantity and quality are important when deciding who to see. Would you rather see a lass with 1 positive or 10+ positives?

[daviemac]

Maybe not helping myself but  my point still stands and you’ve just more or less made my point for me. If my comments are lost in a thread then so will my review be when I totally and utterly concur with everyone else that -for example- lady X gives a good HE, etc

I fancy a massage so I do a search and read everything on that page, there's no comments from you, try it.  Search - Amys Massage Chester le Street

[Kev3773]

I’ve only ever visited ‘sole traders’ as far as I’m aware. Never been to a shop/parlour with multiple girls working. If I had, then that would warrant a review as my experience of a particular place may vary depending on the girl. But in my case, I’ve seen the same girls as everyone else 

So you don't see escorts, only visit the same indi massage girls, don't contribute
Your reasons for being on here are ?

[bbanks]

So you don't see escorts, only visit the same indi massage girls, don't contribute
Your reasons for being on here are ?

Funny that you should point that out. One of my first questions to the forum was to try and find out if a girl was still working (who I’d seen before) and I’m pretty sure you were one of the people -as well as the admin- who were accusing me of being the pimp or the ex husband or whatever?

If you want honest and open discussion then maybe try not to create such a hostile environment? And I’m not the only one I’ve seen this happen to. Some people seem to ask genuine questions and then they’re berated for not having any reviews when some people have THOUSANDS of posts and less than 20 reviews?

[daviemac]

Funny that you should point that out. One of my first questions to the forum was to try and find out if a girl was still working (who I’d seen before) and I’m pretty sure you were one of the people -as well as the admin- who were accusing me of being the pimp or the ex husband or whatever?

If you want honest and open discussion then maybe try not to create such a hostile environment? And I’m not the only one I’ve seen this happen to. Some people seem to ask genuine questions and then they’re berated for not having any reviews when some people have THOUSANDS of posts and less than 20 reviews?

Would that be a dig at me by any chance. Report it to Admin if you think it's wrong. A lot of my posts now are dealing with idiots and numpties who can't listen to advice.

[bbanks]

Would that be a dig at me by any chance. Report it to Admin if you think it's wrong. A lot of my posts now are dealing with idiots and numpties who can't listen to advice.

I’m not here to throw digs. Just to make my point that when you harangue members for reviews you alienate other members, posters and ‘lurkers’. For example, the query I mentioned regarding a girl I’d seen in the past would have led to a review had A I known who she was and B I wasn’t accused of being a pimp etc. What can I do to write a review on her now, I don’t know her name, I know roughly where she was working from, I don’t know if I received a better or worse service than any other punter etc

[Kev3773]

Funny that you should point that out. One of my first questions to the forum was to try and find out if a girl was still working (who I’d seen before) and I’m pretty sure you were one of the people -as well as the admin- who were accusing me of being the pimp or the ex husband or whatever?

If you want honest and open discussion then maybe try not to create such a hostile environment? And I’m not the only one I’ve seen this happen to. Some people seem to ask genuine questions and then they’re berated for not having any reviews when some people have THOUSANDS of posts and less than 20 reviews?

If you're  going to accuse me of something at least get your facts right, I never said anything of the sort.
As for your take on the post count and ONLY 20 reviews or so, at least they are abiding by the ethos of the site and posting reviews unlike yourself 

[bbanks]

If you're  going to accuse me of something at least get your facts right, I never said anything of the sort.
As for your take on the post count and ONLY 20 reviews or so, at least they are abiding by the ethos of the site and posting reviews unlike yourself 

If you desperately want a review that I’ll do one but in my opinion it will be pointless. I could copy and paste any review for Sheng for example and it would mirror my experiences. Seems ridiculous to dilute the forum with identical reviews but whatever, I have gained insight from this forum so if I’m being honest maybe I should do a couple of reviews. But I still maintain that unless something OUT OF THE ORDINARY happens or I have a really negative experience I’m just selling coal to the Geordies

[daviemac]

Right bbanks I'm rapidly losing patience with you, I've had a look at your first post and you got nothing but help, from me in particular. Just to remind you. -

 

Hi peeps. Been lurking for a while but recently decided to dip my toe in the water with a massage (and maybe more) following a divorce. I like the look of Tina in Hebburn (seems about my age) but can’t find any reviews or face pics, and I’d be mortified if I turn up and don’t find her attractive.
Link:
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You do realise she an escort not a masseuse don't you? If you want a proper massage see one of the well reviewed ones who do it professionally. As far as finding her attractive's concerned, it's called 'punting' for a reason.   

Hi Daviemac, thanks for the reply . I do realise she’s an escort and not a masseuse but she’s the closest geographically to where I live, and the ex now owns the car, so travel is a bit of an issue.
Thanks

There's loads that work in and around Hebburn if you have a look, both agency and independents.   

The rest of the thread continues in the same vein, so not to put too finer point on it fuck right off with your accusations. How many reviews I have has nothing to do with anything.

[Kev3773]

If you desperately want a review that I’ll do one but in my opinion it will be pointless. I could copy and paste any review for Sheng for example and it would mirror my experiences. Seems ridiculous to dilute the forum with identical reviews but whatever, I have gained insight from this forum so if I’m being honest maybe I should do a couple of reviews. But I still maintain that unless something OUT OF THE ORDINARY happens or I have a really negative experience I’m just selling coal to the Geordies

I certainly don't desperately want a review from you, just to cover your arse. You made false accusations against  me but fail to mention that in your replies, you are a waste of space now as you were in your other guise 

[daviemac]

If you desperately want a review that I’ll do one but in my opinion it will be pointless. I could copy and paste any review for Sheng for example and it would mirror my experiences. Seems ridiculous to dilute the forum with identical reviews but whatever, I have gained insight from this forum so if I’m being honest maybe I should do a couple of reviews. But I still maintain that unless something OUT OF THE ORDINARY happens or I have a really negative experience I’m just selling coal to the Geordies

Instant ban.

[bbanks]

Instant ban.

It is clear what I meant by that statement and I didn’t say I WOULD copy another review. This is the second time today you’ve been mysteriously pedantic about my posts (latex glove condom-gate). I concede that I will now contribute reviews however mundane I deem them to be. But as an Admin you should be rising above behaviour like this surely? Not jumping into threads (two today in my case-might be a new record but I doubt it) to nit pick at peoples comments. For every member that gets hazed like this I bet there’s 10+ potential ‘reviewers’ thinking ‘fuck this I’m keeping my mouth shut’. Run the forum how you want. Just my two pennies

[Kev3773]

It is clear what I meant by that statement and I didn’t say I WOULD copy another review. This is the second time today you’ve been mysteriously pedantic about my posts (latex glove condom-gate). I concede that I will now contribute reviews however mundane I deem them to be. But as an Admin you should be rising above behaviour like this surely? Not jumping into threads (two today in my case-might be a new record but I doubt it) to nit pick at peoples comments. For every member that gets hazed like this I bet there’s 10+ potential ‘reviewers’ thinking ‘fuck this I’m keeping my mouth shut’. Run the forum how you want. Just my two pennies

Your two pennies are worth fuck all when you can't even respond  to the false accusations you make 
As for the 10 potential reviewers, all they need to do is make one and they will be seen as a useful contributor.

[bbanks]

Your two pennies are worth fuck all when you can't even respond  to the false accusations you make 

Fair enough I hold my hand up in this case. I have just went back and checked the original thread and it seems you weren’t directly accusing me. I just remembered a load of suspicion pointed my way and a picture of bloody Jude Law. I don’t mind admitting I was wrong 

[daviemac]

It is clear what I meant by that statement and I didn’t say I WOULD copy another review. This is the second time today you’ve been mysteriously pedantic about my posts (latex glove condom-gate). I concede that I will now contribute reviews however mundane I deem them to be. But as an Admin you should be rising above behaviour like this surely? Not jumping into threads (two today in my case-might be a new record but I doubt it) to nit pick at peoples comments. For every member that gets hazed like this I bet there’s 10+ potential ‘reviewers’ thinking ‘fuck this I’m keeping my mouth shut’. Run the forum how you want. Just my two pennies

Think back I asked you a vert simple question which you eventually answered, though why you didn't just answer it in the first place I have no idea, though I suspect you were trying to be a smart arse. Now despite all the help I've tried to give you here you are throwing accusations around again. Have a look back through this and the other thread and you will see just how wrong you are. You even try to make something out of me pointing out that if you copy and paste a review it's an instant ban.

You are wrong on so many points but you can't see it. It's becoming more obvious you aren't going to follow the new site ethos and post a genuine review.

[bbanks]

Think back I asked you a vert simple question which you eventually answered, though why you didn't just answer it in the first place I have no idea, though I suspect you were trying to be a smart arse. Now despite all the help I've tried to give you here you are throwing accusations around again. Have a look back through this and the other thread and you will see just how wrong you are. You even try to make something out of me pointing out that if you copy and paste a review it's an instant ban.

You are wrong on so many points but you can't see it. It's becoming more obvious you aren't going to follow the new site ethos and post a genuine review.

Daviemac, if there’s one thing I’ve accepted after these petty little arguments with strangers who live inside the phone in my pocket, it’s that I WILL start posting reviews. I just thought nobody would be interested in them.

[datwabbit]

How discreet is this shop mate ?

It's not discreet. It's on the main street. I'm in the street often but while it's lit up and you can see into reception I've only ever seen one guy walk out (middle aged and overweight). I guess you'll get seen but not remembered.

[Kev3773]

It's not discreet. It's on the main street. I'm in the street often but while it's lit up and you can see into reception I've only ever seen one guy walk out (middle aged and overweight). I guess you'll get seen but not remembered.

But you remembered me 

[billabong]

It's not discreet. It's on the main street. I'm in the street often but while it's lit up and you can see into reception I've only ever seen one guy walk out (middle aged and overweight). I guess you'll get seen but not remembered.

It's just the initial entering. Walking out im fine with for some reason. But I worry the doors locked, other punters in waiting area and that I might recognise someone pre a punt. Post punt I think fuck it me balls are empty now.

[maxxblue]

It's just the initial entering. Walking out im fine with for some reason. But I worry the doors locked, other punters in waiting area and that I might recognise someone pre a punt. Post punt I think fuck it me balls are empty now.

I think you missed the humour in Alfie's last post, BB. 

[billabong]

I think you missed the humour in Alfie's last post, BB. 

My response had nothing to do with Alfies post nor was I replying to it? But I got the joke.

[maxxblue]

My response had nothing to do with Alfies post nor was I replying to it? But I got the joke.

 

[Tiger63]

Something else worth noting about Amys, is she has CCTV on the reception area.
Some are ok with this but some may not be happy