Chinese massage Washington

[waynekerr600]

Bit of an unusual one this...

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Texted for info. Asked if she would do happy ending without massage. She agreed to £20 which I guess must be her HE price.

Sat nav took me to an estate in Washington near Makro. Quite a few young kids milling about. Parked a fair distance away.

Tracked down house first as I'm shit with directions. Texted my arrival and told door was open and to come straight in. She must have spotted me coming as she opened the door as I arrived.

Typical Chinese lady. Petite and long dark hair. A bit older than I would have hoped- maybe late 40s or early fifties. Went into room with a proper massage table and got undressed. Communication was a bit hit and miss.

She started on HE which was quite oily and teasing. She didn't mind touching although she kept her knickers on. She had nice legs and arse for her age.

A little suck of her toes while she did the HE (two fingers up the bum version) and the inevitable happened. She continued a bit too long afterwards which was a little uncomfortable.

A different experience. I might pop back one day is I was short of time and just fancied a wank.

Whilst in the house I wasn't sure if she had been burning some aromatic oils or was a smoker. There was definitely something although I don't seem to have carried any of the shells away with me.

[judgerock]

see this lady quite a lot goes the whole way and she loves anal sex

[Kev3773]

see this lady quite a lot goes the whole way and she loves anal sex

A review would be good for fellow members 

[FLYING BLUE]

A review would be good for fellow members 

Don't hold your breath - member for almost 4 years already

[datwabbit]

Don't hold your breath - member for almost 4 years already

He's done one now. Must admit she'd never appeared on my radar until Wayne reviewed. I know one was mentioned who was seen as doing bad massages. No idea why someone would be a member for years, see someone often and not share. However, we now have a FS review too.

[maxxblue]

I somehow missed this review, Waynekerr - but sounds like the same lady I saw. 

[bbanks]

She sounds good. Wonder if she does massage and owo for a decent price?

[waynekerr600]

She sounds good. Wonder if she does massage and owo for a decent price?

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On other reviews I thought she seemed pricey. I must have hit very lucky.

[bbanks]

Is this the lass that uses a blue latex glove as a condom?

[bbanks]

Hang on, I think I’ve got my wires crossed unless she works from more than one location or people have mistaken her for another Chinese lass (I wont make the joke about them looking alike). Seems she sometimes works from a little flat near the galleries as well as a property near Makro? This info is just what I’ve found using the search function for Chinese massage in Washy

[daviemac]

Is this the lass that uses a blue latex glove as a condom?

How can you use a glove as a condom,    

[bbanks]

How can you use a glove as a condom,   

Read the reviews I think there’s more than one person who mentions it. Think someone said she used some sort of plastic bag as well?

[daviemac]

Read the reviews I think there’s more than one person who mentions it. Think someone said she used some sort of plastic bag as well?

I'm asking you, you made a statement that she uses a glove as a condom therefore you should be able to explain it.  Which finger do you put your cock in.   

Do you actually know what a condom is.   

[bbanks]

I'm asking you, you made a statement that she uses a glove as a condom therefore you should be able to explain it.  Which finger do you put your cock in.   

Do you actually know what a condom is.   

‘USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION’ would be the typical reply you’d give to someone asking for info that can be easily found. But since you’re above such things...check out maxxblue comment on bobuk’s review of her and the negative review of her by itsjustme where he mentions the plastic bag. And no I don’t know what a condom is? Care to enlighten me since you’re so clever and witty?

[Tiger63]

Hang on, I think I’ve got my wires crossed unless she works from more than one location or people have mistaken her for another Chinese lass (I wont make the joke about them looking alike). Seems she sometimes works from a little flat near the galleries as well as a property near Makro? This info is just what I’ve found using the search function for Chinese massage in Washy

There was a Chinese lady doing massages in a flat just up the road from The Galleries . Iam guessing about 6/7 years ago. Her advert was in the ad mag.
Went there a few times. everything was on offer for about half of what you would pay the other SPs in the area .

[daviemac]

‘USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION’ would be the typical reply you’d give to someone asking for info that can be easily found. But since you’re above such things...check out maxxblue comment on bobuk’s review of her and the negative review of her by itsjustme where he mentions the plastic bag. And no I don’t know what a condom is? Care to enlighten me since you’re so clever and witty?

Can I ask why you are being so obnoxious, I asked a simple question in relation to your statement about using a glove as a condom, you appear to be in possession of the facts regarding this, would a simple answer not have been easier.   

I have looked and I can find no reference to a glove being used as a condom, I did find reference to a glove and plastic being used to cover a cock while performing sex acts other than the designed use of a condom.

BTW I did use the search function and found nothing, hence my asking you.

As you seem to want to make an issue out of this perhaps you can explain what part of "How can you use a glove as a condom,    " caused you so much offence.   

[bbanks]

Fair enough, I’m sure most people would know what I meant with regards to using the glove and the plastic bag as a form of protection so I assumed you were being a pedant when asking how a glove could be used as a condom.

[daveev]

How can you use a glove as a condom,   
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He might have been a survivor of chernobyl who knows 

[daviemac]

Fair enough, I’m sure most people would know what I meant with regards to using the glove and the plastic bag as a form of protection so I assumed you were being a pedant when asking how a glove could be used as a condom.

From Robuk's review, -

I asked her if she did full service and she replied she would, but for another £60. (£40 plus £60 in total) On with the condom to give her a good fucking mish style.

Therefore nothing pedantic about my question. A simple "she uses them when giving a wank" reply would've avoided all this.

[Michael48]

"Seems she sometimes works from a little flat near the galleries as well as a property near Makro?"

I haven't been but I think location (sure village name was either on advert at one point or given in a review) is around 20 minutes walk from both Makro and The Galleries (distance from school in village) could be closer to one and further from the other depending on exact location within village.

[bbanks]

From Robuk's review, -
Therefore nothing pedantic about my question. A simple "she uses them when giving a wank" reply would've avoided all this.

That’s not what I was talking about, she doesn’t use it for a wank:

Maxxblue comment; Exactly the same happened to me - I wonder if it is deliberate?

My visit was a bit surreal though - when we agreed a BJ she produced a surgical glove to cover my knob before proceeding. 

[daviemac]

That’s not what I was talking about, she doesn’t use it for a wank:

Maxxblue comment; Exactly the same happened to me - I wonder if it is deliberate?

My visit was a bit surreal though - when we agreed a BJ she produced a surgical glove to cover my knob before proceeding. 

That's all you had to say at the start.   

[bbanks]

That's all you had to say at the start.   

Everything I mentioned was found in about 30 seconds using the search function and scrolling through a couple of reviews and I am by no means an expert when it comes to computers and online forums etc. I’m surprised you couldn’t find anything...especially considering I told you who commented and on which specific review.

[Sar-Major]

How can you use a glove as a condom,   

Depends how small ya "Pecker" is or if you live too fekin close to "Sellafield"................... 

 

[daviemac]

Everything I mentioned was found in about 30 seconds using the search function and scrolling through a couple of reviews and I am by no means an expert when it comes to computers and online forums etc. I’m surprised you couldn’t find anything...especially considering I told you who commented and on which specific review.

A lot more to do than just that, mainly dealing with idiots. I asked you a very simple question you eventually gave the simple answer, though along the way you tried to be a smart arse and drag it out, for what reason I can only guess at. Makes me think the term simple is very apt in this case.