External Link/Members OnlyBooked a 1 hour b2b for £80 via text and given flat post code.
It's a block of flats with parking on site and like a previous review a funky lift which was probably best part of this punt to be honest and that's telling you how bad it was.
Sat in car 20 minutes while the landlord was inspecting a leak from flat above. She informed me of this 2 minutes prior to booming time after I'd sent my "I'm here" text for door number.
Waited it out and went up eventually. Flat stunk of food and I was guided to the back bedroom. Double bed and not much else in there.
Plenty of voices in the flat while I sorted money and got undressed.
The bird was in her 30's maybe. Touching 40 potentially. Easily a size 20 and mahoosive tits. Not whats on advert and frankly very disappointing.
Offered FS of course turned that shit down straight away.
Massage started with her in some kind of all in one piece holding in her rolls
She sat on edge of bed and I swear to god it tilted of the floor. She one hand rubbed my back and legs and gave a frankly shit massage.
Rolled over. Started to play with the little fella and applied oil and kissed my nipples but nowt happening.
About 25 minutes in I said it's not gonna happen love. To be honest I was expecting summit different. She didn't get my meaning.... Or she did and played dumb.
I got up and got ready. She just stood there and said better next time she's just had food so no energy. I don't even fucking know what that means but I nodded and walked. 80 notes lighter but happy to be back in the rickety old lift.
Started driving messaged Genesis and was on a massage table in 20 minutes and in a safe place again.
Avoid lads.
