Author Topic: Surrey Sarah - Beyond Compare! (Read 5296 times)

thepatrician · « **on:** July 19, 2019, 11:46:33 am »

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£80 Half an hour

Funny and Filthy

The most fun punt - indeed sex - I've ever had.

If God forbid, she retires she should - no, must - set up a school for whores.

The simplest things that even the really good ones I've seen before could learn from:

Dress like a tart
Start on your knees
Talk hilarious filth throughout in a husky voice that drips sex
Keep your heels on
Take a punter's anal virginity
Suck him off while perched on the bed so he can see your big tanned arse in the mirror
Encourage him to spank you
Fuck like a train
Ask him to cum on your tongue..
..While you kneel in front of him looking up at him
And afterwards put the full kit back on (why the fuck don't others do this??)

Thank God I live a good distance away or I'd direct debit my entire disposable income to her.

stefanow · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2019, 12:13:17 pm »

Love your review!!!

Thought about visiting her since my first punting days... even rang her and remember the great sexy voice. Need to make it happen... thanks.

JonasG · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2019, 04:43:11 pm »

It's a shame she's so annoying with her booking process.

I like to do off the cuff bookings usually, usually in 2 hrs time from my contact, and she kept giving me the third degree. "Where do you live?" "How are you getting here?"' "Are you sure you'll get here on time?"

I wouldn't be booking you if I didn't think I could make it!

The first time I rang her she was like "You sound young, what's your Date of Birth?" 😂

She's so paranoid.

Too bad cos she sounds great.

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2019, 04:57:37 pm »

She is good she can take a real anal pounding

AxC · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2019, 09:16:53 pm »

Parking and driving around there are a pain in the arse and you can easily be delayed. But even then I was so sure I could find the place myself and yet STILL walked across the grass she told me not to walk across!

king tarzan · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2019, 11:59:08 am »

£150 p/h for a crusty way past sell by date

Stiltskin · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2019, 12:08:41 pm »

Quote from: thepatrician on July 19, 2019, 11:46:33 am

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And afterwards put the full kit back on (why the fuck don't others do this??)

Maybe the others are planning on having a shower afterwards?

JonasG · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2019, 02:59:30 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 20, 2019, 11:59:08 am

£150 p/h for a crusty way past sell by date

If you've got a thing for the older woman she sounds great tbf.

king tarzan · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2019, 03:04:40 pm »

Quote from: JonasG on July 20, 2019, 02:59:30 pm

If you've got a thing for the older woman she sounds great tbf.

I prefer young beautiful fresh women in there early 20's to mid 20's
Tight bodied.. firm.. fresh smooth silky skin yummy yum yum😋😋😋👅👅👅 deliciano 😋😋😋👅👅👅

JonasG · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2019, 03:20:00 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 20, 2019, 03:04:40 pm

I prefer young beautiful fresh women in there early 20's to mid 20's
Tight bodied.. firm.. fresh smooth silky skin yummy yum yum😋😋😋👅👅👅 deliciano 😋😋😋👅👅👅

I started wanking to older women when I was like 13 lol.

Always had a thing for them ha.

VladtheImpaleHer · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2019, 03:39:40 pm »

She tried to talk dirty too much during our session which I found annoying rather than a turn on!

JonasG · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2019, 04:45:34 pm »

Quote from: VladtheImpaleher on July 20, 2019, 03:39:40 pm

She tried to talk dirty too much during our session which I found annoying rather than a turn on!

Ha yeah. 1st time I rang her just to book she was like "I bet you're a dirty bastard" lol.

I'm just booking, it's a bit unnecessary and put on.

timsussex · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2019, 11:36:46 pm »

not so sure that she is "Beyond Compare"

more probably she is beyond most peoples age range !

AxC · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:33:16 am »

She's in much better condition than half the coked up Romanian skanks around Surbiton.

I know what I'd rather put it in.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2019, 12:50:07 pm »

Quote from: AxC on July 21, 2019, 10:33:16 am

She's in much better condition than half the coked up Romanian skanks around Surbiton.

I know what I'd rather put it in.

How many coked up Romanian skanks around Surbiton have you actually seen?

AxC · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2019, 02:04:33 pm »

Enough.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2019, 02:38:00 pm »

Quote from: AxC on July 21, 2019, 02:04:33 pm

Enough.

I'm surprised. I didn't think they were your type. Each to their own and all that.

TallnHung · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2019, 08:15:11 am »

I always enjoyed her.
Filthy MILF, what's not to like

advent2016 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2019, 06:57:09 pm »

I've never had a problem booking her and I've seen her regularly for a long time I txt her and suggest a time, she responds with postcode and yes/no. I drive to the nearby location. Phone, she gives me the precise location, simple. She must get her share of timewasters.

JonasG · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:20:13 am »

Quote from: advent2016 on July 22, 2019, 06:57:09 pm

I've never had a problem booking her and I've seen her regularly for a long time I txt her and suggest a time, she responds with postcode and yes/no. I drive to the nearby location. Phone, she gives me the precise location, simple. She must get her share of timewasters.

Yeah basically.

All the pisstakers have made her utterly paranoid, which means legit new punters have to jump through hoops to see her.

I have zero feedback on my AW profile cos I always book by text or phone and I couldn't care less about my AW presence, so this spooks her.