Whore Kirie 34K - the bottom of my cum bucket list - Leics.

[Dirty Old Man]

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Yes, I know... What was I thinking?

After reading the reviews on Sexy Bling, I have to admit my dark shame in going to see Kirie.

I will not give an excuse of being intoxicated to have done this, but simple curiosity. I love big boobs... What can I say?

A couple of weeks ago I saw her profile pop up on Adultwork and decided it was finally time to see those boobs I had jerked over those many moons ago on a porn vid. I sent a text and got a reply to confirm the time and place...pretty standard protocol.

I arrived on the road of the postcode given. Was told it was campervan in an industrial area in LE3. I saw a luxury motor home parked up across from the Macro in LE3 and assumed it was the one. Parked across the road and waited. Sent a text to check location and was told me to wait 10 minutes. 20 minutes passed...nothing. I decided to do a bit of recon and crossed the road all casual-like and knocked on the door of the motor home. No answer. Knocked again. Still nothing.

[At this point I should have got back in my car and driven off at high speed, but I felt I invested in the time and effort to see those boobs...and I needed to unload a week's worth of essence]

I opened the door and called to her... Empty. I went in. At that moment my phone beeped at me with a text message, telling me she had pulled up. I think I shit my pants. It slowly dawned on me that this was not the luxury motor home that she mentioned in her profile. I had just illegally entered someone else's vehicle with the intention of seeing a big pair of boobs. I quickly got the hell out and jumped back in my car.

I drove up the road and saw a broken down piece of crap (that nobody would ever call "luxury") parked up. I saw a pensioner behind the wheel and had to do a double-take before pulling up. There was another car parked behind it, which was no doubt Kirie's bodyguard.

With my heart still doing backflips, I decided to continue the punt and went in this vehicle. What I saw was beyond any of my senses could describe. The sight. The stench.

Kirie was sitting on a chair and had this dead-behind-the-eyes look, like an extra from The Walking Dead. She had her boobs out, like a cow waiting to be milked. She had some cuts on them that had healed and her face was plastered with make up. It stank of cum, sweat and damp.

I had to go through with this because she was on my bucket list... So I did....

I wanked off over her boobs and managed to get a trickshot in one of her eyes. She swore under the breath and the white cloth, that divided the driver to us, started to get pulled back. At this point I quickly threw 30 pounds on the bed and pulled my trousers back up and got the hell out of there. I rushed back to my car and jumped in. I sped off whilst still trying to buckle up my belt, looking in the rear mirror.

Only one thought passed through my mind... Am I too old for this sh*t?

Well, at least I got that experience ticked off my list.

[Dirty Old Man]

 

[johnparty1]

It's incredible to me that anyone would want to fuck this skank. I guess the appeal to some is exactly that. Cos she's a skank.

[Dirty Old Man]

I know. I told her not to touch me and let me cum on her boobs. Thankfully there was no physical contact... Except for her eye.

[Punterperson1971]

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Yes, I know... What was I thinking?

After reading the reviews on Sexy Bling, I have to admit my dark shame in going to see Kirie.

I will not give an excuse of being intoxicated to have done this, but simple curiosity. I love big boobs... What can I say?

A couple of weeks ago I saw her profile pop up on Adultwork and decided it was finally time to see those boobs I had jerked over those many moons ago on a porn vid. I sent a text and got a reply to confirm the time and place...pretty standard protocol.

I arrived on the road of the postcode given. Was told it was campervan in an industrial area in LE3. I saw a luxury motor home parked up across from the Macro in LE3 and assumed it was the one. Parked across the road and waited. Sent a text to check location and was told me to wait 10 minutes. 20 minutes passed...nothing. I decided to do a bit of recon and crossed the road all casual-like and knocked on the door of the motor home. No answer. Knocked again. Still nothing.

[At this point I should have got back in my car and driven off at high speed, but I felt I invested in the time and effort to see those boobs...and I needed to unload a week's worth of essence]

I opened the door and called to her... Empty. I went in. At that moment my phone beeped at me with a text message, telling me she had pulled up. I think I shit my pants. It slowly dawned on me that this was not the luxury motor home that she mentioned in her profile. I had just illegally entered someone else's vehicle with the intention of seeing a big pair of boobs. I quickly got the hell out and jumped back in my car.

I drove up the road and saw a broken down piece of crap (that nobody would ever call "luxury") parked up. I saw a pensioner behind the wheel and had to do a double-take before pulling up. There was another car parked behind it, which was no doubt Kirie's bodyguard.

With my heart still doing backflips, I decided to continue the punt and went in this vehicle. What I saw was beyond any of my senses could describe. The sight. The stench.

Kirie was sitting on a chair and had this dead-behind-the-eyes look, like an extra from The Walking Dead. She had her boobs out, like a cow waiting to be milked. She had some cuts on them that had healed and her face was plastered with make up. It stank of cum, sweat and damp.

I had to go through with this because she was on my bucket list... So I did....

I wanked off over her boobs and managed to get a trickshot in one of her eyes. She swore under the breath and the white cloth, that divided the driver to us, started to get pulled back. At this point I quickly threw 30 pounds on the bed and pulled my trousers back up and got the hell out of there. I rushed back to my car and jumped in. I sped off whilst still trying to buckle up my belt, looking in the rear mirror.

Only one thought passed through my mind... Am I too old for this sh*t?

Well, at least I got that experience ticked off my list.

Fuck me I’d hate to see the rest of your BUCKET list if that’s on it,you must be out of your mind to go near that thing!!.

[Steely Dan]

Not sure where all the reviews have gone - she has been on the UKP shit list since 2013

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12767

[GingerNuts]

I know. I told her not to touch me and let me cum on her boobs. Thankfully there was no physical contact... Except for her eye.

Probably a goog thing.

Likes: bareback and unprotected sex.

[Samnaj]

I can't believe someone would spend even a penny to see her. Her profile picture and online videos are enough to make me puke!

[fredhiggins]

I'm pissing myself laughing at your escapades. 

[CoolTiger]

Kiri is the most famous of all Barebackers on this forum, to such an extent that Admin has usually banned/deleted threads about her, which ultimately are all about bb'ing her.

[Dirty Old Man]

Dear Readers,
I do understand that she is a disgusting creature and I must be unhinged to even consider wasting my money, but I promised myself long time ago that I would finish every entry on my diverse cum bucket list. There are various vanilla experiences and some darkly depraved ones...this falls into the latter category.

[Punterperson1971]

Dear Readers,
I do understand that she is a disgusting creature and I must be unhinged to even consider wasting my money, but I promised myself long time ago that I would finish every entry on my diverse cum bucket list. There are various vanilla experiences and some darkly depraved ones...this falls into the latter category.

But her...?? Even HP wouldn’t have been crazy or stupid enjoy see her.

[Dirty Old Man]

I'll be honest, I've done some depraved sh*t on my cum bucket list throughout the years...i've had fun with Sophie Anderson and a frozen banana..I've met with Donna Marie armed with a corn on the cob... I've met Manga (another GGG) in a bukkake in a nightclub in Frankfurt airport... I even had a chance to eat sushi off Ava Devine with wasabi on her nipples. I had some highlights and very very very lowlights. This was definitely a lowlight and I'm down to a couple more things before I give up punting.

[Cocknose]

I would love a go on manga she's fucking hot and fucking filthy

[Genesis42777]

Spot on Review D.O.M. 

Geeze that made me chuckle alot "thank you" D.O.M. i was just thinking,how on earth you would of explained yourself, if the owners of the Luxury camper had come back to find you inside ??

what a fab story and thanks for sharing it with us all..

Regards G

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Spot on Review D.O.M. 

Geeze that made me chuckle alot "thank you" D.O.M. i was just thinking,how on earth you would of explained yourself, if the owners of the Luxury camper had come back to find you inside ??

what a fab story and thanks for sharing it with us all..

Regards G

 

I really don't know how anyone would have reacted... I was in a punting haze. If you have read some of my other reviews here you can clearly see that odd things happen to me. I guess that adds to the excitement of a punt.

I think today I'm going to have an easy safe Rom punt and check out Giulia (thanks Ash!!) or tonsil hockey session with Miss Middleton in Leicester.

[Charliehutton]

Well, DoM, if there are any more darkly depraved experiences for you to experience, I can't wait to read about them. That review is a gem.

[HailWood]

DoM I have to take my hat off to you 

Hilarious read. You are a far braver man than I. I applaud your levels of depravity.

[CoolTiger]

That "luxurious" camper van has been featured on Ch 5 on some sex programme they were making.

Also some corrupt copper(?) was then following up punters' vehicles which were parked up and tried to blackmail them. He was caught out. I can't recall the exact details but they are on the main page  (unless it was in the off-topic section in which case deleted a long time ago).

[Punterperson1971]

That "luxurious" camper van has been featured on Ch 5 on some sex programme they were making.

Also some corrupt copper(?) was then following up punters' vehicles which were parked up and tried to blackmail them. He was caught out. I can't recall the exact details but they are on the main page  (unless it was in the off-topic section in which case deleted a long time ago).

It was a murder investigation and she got caught up as he had visited her,something like that anyway.

[CoolTiger]

It was a murder investigation and she got caught up as he had visited her,something like that anyway.

Cheers PP. Now found the link.


"BB KIRIE in Ch4 24 Hours in Police Custody Programme"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=182950.0

[CheeseBoard]

Cheers PP. Now found the link.


"BB KIRIE in Ch4 24 Hours in Police Custody Programme"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=182950.0

Was that the dodgy copper black mailing people that visited her?

[CoolTiger]

Was that the dodgy copper black mailing people that visited her?

Yes, but without her knowledge, as she was not involved with the bent copper or the blackmail.

[CheeseBoard]

Yes, but without her knowledge, as she was not involved with the bent copper or the blackmail.

Ah yes that was it.  Great episode and series

[Maverick1138]

Great review!
I think we need to read more of your escapades here 

[snapontool]

Great read it made me smile, that's quite an achievement for a grumpy old man nowadays !!

[getsbettereverytime]

Great read it made me smile, that's quite an achievement for a grumpy old man nowadays !!

Me too that’s a brilliant report very funny especially the wrong camper van, the nice one!

[jsnsummer]

I'd nip down the clap clinic mate........I think just being in the same van as her will give you half-a-dozen STD's!!!

You sir are an idiot! I bloody funny idiot...

[Dick Cheese]

Ha Ha top work 

[winkywanky]

Jaysus.

I was kind of hoping DoM would say he'd pulled his trousers down in the first campervan in anticipation, only to be confronted by the owners returning with shopping bags from Macro. The look on their faces would've been priceless! 

[Corky]

Dear Readers,
I do understand that she is a disgusting creature and I must be unhinged to even consider wasting my money, but I promised myself long time ago that I would finish every entry on my diverse cum bucket list. There are various vanilla experiences and some darkly depraved ones...this falls into the latter category.

Seems like you're getting flamed a bit on this thread.

There shouldn't be any need to explain or excuse yourself.

You've posted information that should act as a warning to others which is the function of this forum.

My only advice would be to try to separate fantasy and reality in your mind when organising meets - this obviously didn't turn out like your "fantasy" thought it would and had your logical self considered what the "reality" would be - then perhaps you wouldn't have pursued this meet.

As for the guys on here who are flaming other guys, remember that this is a forum for men and ask yourself who's motherfucking side are you on.

There are plenty of feminists about who do a good job to shame men. So as a guy, if you find yourself shaming other men who are in particular trying to help men, then ask yourself who the fuck are you trying to impress and have you been feminized.

[Punterperson1971]

We could start a new post on the worst bucket list you’ve done.

[bozzyman]

Perhaps DOM could have a go on SexvBling.

[scutty brown]

Seems like you're getting flamed a bit on this thread.

There shouldn't be any need to explain or excuse yourself.

You've posted information that should act as a warning to others which is the function of this forum.

My only advice would be to try to separate fantasy and reality in your mind when organising meets - this obviously didn't turn out like your "fantasy" thought it would and had your logical self considered what the "reality" would be - then perhaps you wouldn't have pursued this meet.

As for the guys on here who are flaming other guys, remember that this is a forum for men and ask yourself who's motherfucking side are you on.

There are plenty of feminists about who do a good job to shame men. So as a guy, if you find yourself shaming other men who are in particular trying to help men, then ask yourself who the fuck are you trying to impress and have you been feminized.

Nothing to do with sides: in seeing that slob the OP acted like an idiot - and deserves to be called an idiot and treated like an idiot.

[Corky]

Nothing to do with sides: in seeing that slob the OP acted like an idiot - and deserves to be called an idiot and treated like an idiot.

OK Judge and Jury

Point is Scutty he's made a mistake, owned up to it so that others can hopefully learn from it. Saying that he deserves to be called and treated like an idiot is just purely ignorant - it's not like he's commited some kind of henious crime.

Only thing it will achieve is discouraging people to post if they're going to get shot down when they post up a negative experience.

[_Bender_]

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Yes, I know... What was I thinking?

After reading the reviews on Sexy Bling, I have to admit my dark shame in going to see Kirie.

I will not give an excuse of being intoxicated to have done this, but simple curiosity. I love big boobs... What can I say?

A couple of weeks ago I saw her profile pop up on Adultwork and decided it was finally time to see those boobs I had jerked over those many moons ago on a porn vid. I sent a text and got a reply to confirm the time and place...pretty standard protocol.

I arrived on the road of the postcode given. Was told it was campervan in an industrial area in LE3. I saw a luxury motor home parked up across from the Macro in LE3 and assumed it was the one. Parked across the road and waited. Sent a text to check location and was told me to wait 10 minutes. 20 minutes passed...nothing. I decided to do a bit of recon and crossed the road all casual-like and knocked on the door of the motor home. No answer. Knocked again. Still nothing.

[At this point I should have got back in my car and driven off at high speed, but I felt I invested in the time and effort to see those boobs...and I needed to unload a week's worth of essence]

I opened the door and called to her... Empty. I went in. At that moment my phone beeped at me with a text message, telling me she had pulled up. I think I shit my pants. It slowly dawned on me that this was not the luxury motor home that she mentioned in her profile. I had just illegally entered someone else's vehicle with the intention of seeing a big pair of boobs. I quickly got the hell out and jumped back in my car.

I drove up the road and saw a broken down piece of crap (that nobody would ever call "luxury") parked up. I saw a pensioner behind the wheel and had to do a double-take before pulling up. There was another car parked behind it, which was no doubt Kirie's bodyguard.

With my heart still doing backflips, I decided to continue the punt and went in this vehicle. What I saw was beyond any of my senses could describe. The sight. The stench.

Kirie was sitting on a chair and had this dead-behind-the-eyes look, like an extra from The Walking Dead. She had her boobs out, like a cow waiting to be milked. She had some cuts on them that had healed and her face was plastered with make up. It stank of cum, sweat and damp.

I had to go through with this because she was on my bucket list... So I did....

I wanked off over her boobs and managed to get a trickshot in one of her eyes. She swore under the breath and the white cloth, that divided the driver to us, started to get pulled back. At this point I quickly threw 30 pounds on the bed and pulled my trousers back up and got the hell out of there. I rushed back to my car and jumped in. I sped off whilst still trying to buckle up my belt, looking in the rear mirror.

Only one thought passed through my mind... Am I too old for this sh*t?

Well, at least I got that experience ticked off my list.

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[scutty brown]

OK Judge and Jury

Point is Scutty he's made a mistake, owned up to it so that others can hopefully learn from it. Saying that he deserves to be called and treated like an idiot is just purely ignorant - it's not like he's commited some kind of henious crime.

Only thing it will achieve is discouraging people to post if they're going to get shot down when they post up a negative experience.

Except he didn't "make a mistake", he deliberately chose to do something he knew the rest of us would find rancorous and subsequently tried to excuse it as a mistake.
Kyrie's activities are well known, there's nothing to learnt from his visit. OP expected to be praised for his public spirited exploratory bravery, instead he's just outed himself as a stupid risk taker who potentially could have become an infectious vector.
In general barebackers, or users of barebackers are given the disdain they deserve on this forum. The OP deserves the same disgust - even if (as he seems to claim) he declined sex with her

[Punterperson1971]

Except he didn't "make a mistake", he deliberately chose to do something he knew the rest of us would find rancorous and subsequently tried to excuse it as a mistake.
Kyrie's activities are well known, there's nothing to learnt from his visit. OP expected to be praised for his public spirited exploratory bravery, instead he's just outed himself as a stupid risk taker who potentially could have become an infectious vector.
In general barebackers, or users of barebackers are given the disdain they deserve on this forum. The OP deserves the same disgust - even if (as he seems to claim) he declined sex with her

Well said scutty she’s well known everywhere and no body in their right mind(apart from bug chasers) will go near her anyway.

[Mansfieldman]

I too have had the pleasure of KIRIE around 2 years ago, and the camper van was horrendous back then!!
Surely she can afford a new one??
Anyway she wanted me to film her whilst she sucked me off, I just asked to wank over tits.
She must have all sorts of deadly diseases by now...
such a shame as the Tits are wonderful but the rest is absolutely horrendous

[Punterperson1971]

I too have had the pleasure of KIRIE around 2 years ago, and the camper van was horrendous back then!!
Surely she can afford a new one??
Anyway she wanted me to film her whilst she sucked me off, I just asked to wank over tits.
She must have all sorts of deadly diseases by now...
such a shame as the Tits are wonderful but the rest is absolutely horrendous

And did you have owo?? I wouldn’t touch her with every cock in the world let alone mine.

And the guy who gave her a positive in 2017 seemed a little odd anyway and he’s still active on here even though he’s only done 1 review.

HERE’S HIS REVIEW

Service == 15 minute £30 cum & go
Location = Camper van in Solihull.( 21st Sept 17 )

Kirie's infamy & camper van venue was the big attraction for me.

Contact initially through AW then text , messages were responded to clearly & in good time.

I had no intention of BB'ing her & went for the knee trembling thrill of being 'naughty' as an old punter , that sort of excitement is a bit lacking with normal punts these days.

I thoroughly enjoyed her ( clearly fake ) boobs & a BJ + CIM
plus she allowed me to take a picture of us together...One for the grandkids there.

I found Kirie herself to be a lovely girl , I personally find her physically & facially very attractive in person & the session , though short , 'hit the spot'.
There was a male driver in the camper van behind a screen
who was quiet , I only knew he was there as I watched the van drive up from my recce position.
The Van itself was only just big enough for a double bed but it was clean , tidy ,warm & comfortable. No spunky or pissy smells .
The post punt Euphoria is tremendous.
I would score this 100% successful
I would see her again. I can't think of a negative point.

I should point out that I find a great many women on
the Worst Escort Picture Challenge genuinely very attractive so read my review with that in mind.

Sorry if I'm rambling on , I don't normally do reviews as I've become aware over the years that my tastes are odd & therefore probably of no use to the normal crowd here , however as it's 'HER' I felt I should put up my honest opinion in case it's of any use.

Right , I'd better get a helmet on & jump into a foxhole.

[Dre2019]

"I had to go through with it cause it was on my bucket list"  Grow up mate, You sound like a kid off American Pie lol

The dead look behind the eyes and the smell of cum, sweat and damp should of been enough for you to walk.

[Cantfindaname]

You should go on Graham Norton’s show in the big red chair with a tale like that. I’m sure he’d let you walk. Bloody hilarious !!     

[rnrn636]

Not for me . I think she looks grotesque. 

But nice review mate, I enjoyed reading it. Made me chuckle

[Picti]

Combining a bucket list with a death wish, impressive!

Considering who and what she is, I hope that entering the wrong camper van wasn't a metaphor for where your cock went.

Funny read, but let's be careful out there. 

[winkywanky]

Bucketlist as in bucket to throw up in.

[Chorley]

I think I just puked up.

[hendrix]

I've done some stupid things in punting, especially before UKP, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading that OP

[Cm738]

She's up in sunny Scunny today, don't think i'll be partaking!!

On another note, used to see her "campervan" regularly neara famous dogging spot near Donny!!

[winkywanky]

She's Putting The Cunt Into Scunthorpe.