Author Topic: NICOLLE LONG - SEXY GIRL BUT WITH A BS MOUTH!  (Read 1255 times)


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Offline greenlanman

Nicolle long - outcall - RB. If she sorted it out it could have easily been positive. But that’s her own fault.

About four weeks ago I put out an RB. For 3hours @£300 (was a bit skint) Nicolle was the first to bid the asking price.

Requirements were all the usual Dirty GFE, OWO, DFK, RO, CIM, SWALLOW, potentially Anal.

She was polite & seemed nice. Until she arrived  -emphasis of this to follow.

She happily sent a face pic (which was later posted on her profile).

Granted pics were accurate. Facially much better in person. Age a bit older probably than the advertised age I’d say around 30, so nothing major. Had several visual tattoos on body and hands but this wasn’t hidden or concealed prior to the meet plus I don’t mind them on women.

Turns up approx 10min late but this was due to bus which she had communicated early on.

So upon arrival as stated a minor delay. even though it was good with comms or so I thought. Many people nowadays believe they can overcome this. Not so! Went downhill fast from this point on.

Comes inside and paperwork sorted. Pour her a glass of wine (at her request) guzzling it down like its Apple Juice.
Asks for a second glass whilst proceeded to tell me her life story so by now half an hour in and no closer to nakedness she gives me what I now know to be a sick fucked up sob story.  Mark 1.

The conversation was subject for families and children. She told me that her parents and young toddler son had all been killed in a car crash (I forget how long before).
Once she had drunk the whole bottle, then asks for a shower- despite coming straight from home I couldn’t exactly refuse (can’t be too clean) so this endurance takes us just over the first hour, subtle but noticeable time wasting tactic. Mark 2.

Bearing in mind there’s only three to begin with.

Now to one or two of the few positives about this unpredictable, unprofessional meet. She was a very good kisser and that’s a paramount factor for me, plenty of tongue and knew how to use it.

She had a good curvy body about a 12 but no real fat but equally not gym fit. Cracking pair of tits, soft to the touch but still impressive and she likes them played with! She was very sweet tasting and responsive so I spent a good while there as I enjoy it she was clean and liked what she received, lost track of how many times she climaxed. She says your tongue is ridiculous, as in good haha. I asked her out of interest she replies sshh not counting.

By now I’d lost interest & wasn’t being subtle about it, but she was oblivious to it. On to round two, and some toothy oral action from her which is was at best, ok, good deep action slurping and spitting but the teeth let her down this time unfortunately or that would have been a major plus her profile says she loves to suck, but ain’t too hot not her forte like she claims, well not so on this occasion. Says she does CIM but didn’t get the opportunity so who knows, says she also likes facials but again didn’t get that far. I had another lick but not as long this time still she got off.

On with next dom and fuck her from behind, a good solid fucking, she was tight I’ll give her that which made her very wet and climaxes once or twice. Nice arse too, body was a hit all in all, very spankable bum which she encouraged.
Made sure she had a good pounding so I could get my second one done and out even though I hit it hard she asked for harder!

A quick break and she’s hunting for more booze! Cheeky mare. Find her in the fridge with half a bottle of white in her hand and pours the contents into a glass, big gulp and empties the bottle. I let that lie because the wine was old anyway and meant to throw it away weeks ago. MARK 3
We fucked a couple more times in the time left but could help that it felt rushed, and the last two she tried to say she was done and had enough. Told her she wasted time already so she owes me plus time left so that’s what she’s here for.

Sex was pretty good. Body was good and tidy and exceptionally clean. So that much yeah I had a fairly good time.

She’s happy now the “booking” is over to stay longer past time. And in all stayed for almost 4.5hours.

Not all fun and games I can assure you. Given she was completely pissed now  and falling all over the place laughing and making a nuisance of herself and a mess.

Suffice to say she had missed her last bus home so I said (as she was well and truly inebriated) I would get her an Uber home which was about 45min Drive. She said she could go to a friends ten mins away, which only reduced my outlay.

So she did this and then once back on her own proceeded to spin more yarns about there being a car crash (another one) and whilst people attend to this helping others all distracted, so she says she got mugged for her fee, how the fuck it happened as she was constantly texting so didn’t believe a word of it, who the fuck knows who cares.

Shortly before posting this Iv since found out the “tale of woe” she spun about the loss of parents and son to be a complete and utter load of bullshit. She’s clearly messed up psychologically.

Also had the audacity to text and ask if I could pay her up front and she would do me a good deal. Her idea of a deal was being paid upfront and discounting her rates. So I humoured it (had no intention of doing anything) and asked how much and what would I get for my money.
She replied £1,000 & I’ll do you 4 X 4hours, usually £400 each, so worthwhile saving if it ever happened. Said she needed the money for rent or she was gonna be evicted. That didn’t happen as she’s still active now.

Would I see again, for the sex and service, yeah suppose I would. If she could reign in the bullshit and timewasting is be happy to see what else she delivers. Recommend probably just be weary she likes a drink and tells a yarn or three. But because of the three marks I give this a neutral. Think it was evened out over the course of the time spent.

Have tried to see her since but think because I rejected the idea of paying her upfront she fucked me about at the last minute with stories why she can’t come. So gave up in the end.

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So how much did she drink  :lol:

Offline Global_Punter

@greenlanman Danke, seems like a bit of time wasting tactics - at least she wasn't in a hurry to go home, you got 1.5 hrs extra.

I've had similar, where an SP commits to a longer session but then tries to yap yap some of it away  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Enjoy the hobby  :hi:

Offline Stealthmode

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A Neutral is pushing it. Reads a Negative to me.

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@greenlanman Danke, seems like a bit of time wasting tactics - at least she wasn't in a hurry to go home, you got 1.5 hrs extra.

I've had similar, where an SP commits to a longer session but then tries to yap yap some of it away  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Enjoy the hobby :hi:

This sounds like Carry On Punting

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And worse still the OP has not totally ruled out a repeat visit  :dash:

Sometimes we can be our own worst enemy  :P

A nicely written review nonetheless...
« Last Edit: July 17, 2019, 09:40:13 pm by peter purves »
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Offline greenlanman

Well @Peter Purves, I’m doing what I thought everyone was on here and being honest. At the end of the day she was a nightmare...but must not shy away that the girl could deliver and the bod was smoking. IMO the rest dragged it down and I did consider posting a Neg but thought play fair.

Not sure entirely what her intake was but all least 1.5 ltr wine 3/4 shots tequila and jäger.

Good fuck, sexy body, good skills else where against the piss taking and bullshit reckon it’s a fair shout.

Silly fucking girl she could have had so much more...xxx

Offline oversexed

thanks for the review, OP.

typical outcall time-wasting techniques
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Cheers for the review, greenlanman. She was on my radar if she ever offered incall.
Now I quite enjoy a bit of chit chat on a punt but to talk about depressing topics like family death at the beginning of a 3hr booking is at best grossly unprofessional and at worst malicious and spiteful. It sounds like she was conniving the whole way though to elicit sympathy in order to rinse you of more cash.
At least you got some reasonable service from her; the alcoholics are often shit in the sack. Better luck next time.

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Great review, you should save yourself the despair and probably never see her again though.

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Cheers for the review, greenlanman. She was on my radar if she ever offered incall.
Now I quite enjoy a bit of chit chat on a punt but to talk about depressing topics like family death at the beginning of a 3hr booking is at best grossly unprofessional and at worst malicious and spiteful. It sounds like she was conniving the whole way though to elicit sympathy in order to rinse you of more cash.
At least you got some reasonable service from her; the alcoholics are often shit in the sack. Better luck next time.

Did you mean more of the Last of the Summer Wine??  :P

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Not sure entirely what her intake was but all least 1.5 ltr wine 3/4 shots tequila and jäger.

« Last Edit: July 19, 2019, 12:31:51 am by peter purves »
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Offline Heph

A useful review - I'm sure many of us have been there, so tea and sympathy to you.


...lost track of how many times she climaxed.

Bring your fitbit next time. We'll want to know the exact number.

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Offline snid

I remember this girl as Nicolle Rose and other names. She had a few reviews there 2-3 years ago with similar behaviour
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1199972
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I remember this girl as Nicolle Rose and other names. She had a few reviews there 2-3 years ago with similar behaviour
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1199972

Cheers mate!!

OP....
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Offline Man with no name

Shes renowned for it, complete and utter con/scam artist.

She's had a shed load of profiles on AW, as soon as it all goes pete tong, and she gets sussed, she closes down the profile and then sets up a new one with a different name and starts again.

She'll set up a new profile sooner rather than later as it would appear Nicolle Long is no more!!??

Wonder what name it will be next................?????

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