NEGATIVE - Based on this review I have just been here for a massage and it is most definitely a NEGATIVE!!!
Comms - really good, messaged and told to come straight away. Walked in and was greeted by a really beautiful young lady, mid 20's and shown into a room. Paid the fee (45 for 1hr) and told to get undressed and lay on the table.
To my surprise, the receptionist that had shown me in came in to do the massage. Her name is Fiona, about 5'2 and petite, small breasts. I was very impressed.
What followed was a very poor massage, lots of oil, literally dripping in it, which was just rubbed lightly over my body, no effort (I like a nice firm massage). This went on for about 20 minutes, back, bum and legs. No swipes at all.
Then I was told to turn over. As soon as I turned over I was offered extras. 20 for HE and 60 for B2B. I offered 40 for B2B and we agreed on 50. I also asked if full touching was allowed, which she agreed.
Well, off came the clothes, everything apart from the knickers. Not impressed with this, I asked for these to come off as well and she said she does not remove them. Talk about dulling the mood.
She then completely doused mini me in oil and then started what followed a very poor handjob. She climbed on to my chest and told me touching only above the waist. Then she climbed off and stood at the side but clamped her legs shut. With the mood completely gone and no chance of me finishing, after about 15 minutes she got dressed and washed her hands.
She offered me a shower which was declined and said that is it.
I got up off the table and questioned that we still have 15 minutes left, she had given me a piss poor massage, failed with the HE and the B2B was literally just her sat on my chest with her knickers on. I have had a number of really great thai massages and said this came nowhere near a proper massage.
Her response - chinese massage is different and about offering relaxation and not about any sexual act. She offered for me to sit on a chair to finish the HE but she had killed the mood. I begrudgingly paid the 50 that I had agreed and left, 45 minutes after arriving.
I was offered a free 30 minute massage if I returned but will not be taking her up on this offer.
I will definitely not be returning.
