Price: £35 hr (offer) + £20
Place: Cathays
Punt: I was over in Cathays (a student area in Cardiff) looking at a few investment properties when I spotted this place near the student union. Everything had run ahead of time, so had a bit of time to kill and figured i'd take a punt with a walk up as i hadn't heard much about it.
Plenty of parking nearby (but mostly residential) - I was already parked around the corner, but I don't think you'd have much trouble. One thing of note though is that it's quite a busy student area, with a busy road a few pubs and and lots of people walking by (especially students). It's also got a big purple sign on it that might as well say "HAPPY ENDINGS HERE" on it - so it's not the most discrete place in the world
Two ladies at the desk, one was an absolute stunner while the other was a older and a little more...'homely'. No prizes for guessing which one said they would be looking after me
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Inside the room there was a massage table and the usual pan-pipes playing. Clean and fresh, but small and the walls seemed quite thin. As usual I was left alone for 2 minutes while i did face down, cheeks out.
The massage was actually pretty good. I like a firm massage and it was definitely that, with a focus all over. It was one of those very full on ones where they stand on you and stretch you like your surname is Armstrong. Overall really good, but definitely not an erotic experience.
There was also a lot of chat during the massage, really friendly, but i'm not hugely into small talk when i'm there to relax. I pretty much got a life story with lots of laughing. Again, really pleasant if that's your thing.
Then - the end, i had a "special stomach massage" which i can only describe as feeling and looking like that bit in the 5th Element where that blue lass has that gold thing inside her. I'm not sure what it was meant to do (and who knows it may have helped me in the long run), but i was about 30% certain i was going to sh*t myself.
After my appendectomy I was offered the happy ending, which i nearly declined, but decided to go for. Solid HJ if a little by the numbers with the usual 'ooing and aaing' and compliments etc - but definitely did the trick without a problem.
Paid up and left with a smile.
Overall i'd give it a neutral. Really good massage that would sort you right out, but not a particularly sexy experience - but i could well have drawn the short straw. I wouldn't be in a hurry to go back when there are other providers like Ban, Nut and Nicole about - but if i was in a pinch I wouldn't be put off from visiting again - certainly not bad
