Yuko - Asian 'Massage' - Kings Cross

[smiffy9999]

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Foxy little asian girl, with great bangers, up for shizzle.

I agreed £50 for 30 mins + HE before getting there. Nice, remote new apartment near Kings X. V discreet.
This was after texting her, but getting a response from a different number.
All on schedule.

Girl - shes hot, in a slutty asian way. Cheeky grin and likes to spank, groan ect. Dont think shes been here long as her english isnt great, but sufficient. I wasnt there for a chat.

Managed to agree that i could touch her breast, but the rest was lost in translation. No sex. Fine, handed over the £50. She darts off next door to drop the money off and returns and immediately starts undressing. Alllrright...

I say 'massage' as this was tenuous at best. A few tickles all over and then she starts thumping my back. Before i can do anything shes up stomping around on top of me and im starting to wonder how i will explain putting out my back.

So i stop that. Turn round and grab some of those natural beauties. No sucking im told, but she starts getting to work, licking my ball sack and then breathing on my shaft. Heaven.

Im now thinking blow job is on the cards and sure enough it is. £40.
Tried to haggle, think i would have made it if i hadnt cleared out my wallet before hand. Tried to convince her £30 was all i had but she demanded to see inside my wallet.. Fuck it. £40 it is.

Decent OWO, after some of that god awful cleansing wipe down.

Doesnt want me to CIM mouth so she finishes with HE.
Wouldnt let me near her pussy which remained covered throughout.

Good times. Out in 35 mins. Enjoy. 

[LLPunting]

90 for less than 30 mins BJ?   

No wonder things are so shit these days.

[smiffy9999]

Yes, well i didnt exactly set out for that. I did actually want a massage, but as that turned out to be shite i decided for head and my haggling didnt prevail.

Comments like that stop people wanting to review, btw.

[RAJEC]

Yes, well i didnt exactly set out for that. I did actually want a massage, but as that turned out to be shite i decided for head and my haggling didnt prevail.

Comments like that stop people wanting to review, btw.

He makes a fair point though.

£90 for a service that you overpaid for, and that reads nowhere near close to a positive 

[LLPunting]

Yes, well i didnt exactly set out for that. I did actually want a massage, but as that turned out to be shite i decided for head and my haggling didnt prevail.

Comments like that stop people wanting to review, btw.

So you wasted 50 on the massage (+HE) and thought spending more money with this hack was worthwhile.  You really aren't doing yourself any favours.

If a snowflake can't hack being called out on their own self-confessed failings at negotiation then their silence is golden.  This hobby doesn't indulge fools and their foolish behaviour only encourages the shitty practices of the pimps and hack SPs spoiling the reasonable fun for the rest of us.  Those weak-willed or neophyte punters who see this sort of calling out and make an effort to not do the same in future only benefit.  Whether they choose to be silent about their continued failings or share their new, more self-assured experiences again only benefits the rest of us.

The utility of this site is a victim of its own success.  Too many SPs are aware of it, many because fluffy/idiot users of this site tell them about it. 

[kasamaa]

Yes, well i didnt exactly set out for that. I did actually want a massage, but as that turned out to be shite i decided for head and my haggling didnt prevail.

Comments like that stop people wanting to review, btw.

Thanks for the review op. I disagree with you, comments like that should help you learn from it, not take your ball and go home. This is a forum and we are here to advise each other for the next time we punt. It may be blunt but its to the point.

[Kev40ish]

So you wasted 50 on the massage (+undelivered HE) and thought spending more money with this hack was worthwhile.  You really aren't doing yourself any favours.

If a snowflake can't hack being called out on their own self-confessed failings at negotiation then their silence is golden.  This hobby doesn't indulge fools and their foolish behaviour only encourages the shitty practices of the pimps and hack SPs spoiling the reasonable fun for the rest of us.  Those weak-willed or neophyte punters who see this sort of calling out and make an effort to not do the same in future only benefit.  Whether they choose to be silent about their continued failings or share their new, more self-assured experiences again only benefits the rest of us.

The utility of this site is a victim of its own success.  Too many SPs are aware of it, many because fluffy/idiot users of this site tell them about it.

To be fair to the op we have all been caught out at some stage. I do appreciate his honesty coming on here and posting it.

However since he had been a member since 2016 I would have thought he would have learnt something by now....

[LLPunting]

To be fair to the op we have all been caught out at some stage. I do appreciate his honesty coming on here and posting it.

However since he had been a member since 2016 I would have thought he would have learnt something by now....

You're right, his posting the info is appreciated, my apols OP for not remembering to say that.

Again you're right, a veteran should also have better prepared practices which have been recommended by the wise here multiple times, including:

NEVER have all your money in one wedge, split it into quantities you're prepared to pay in different pockets and other places.
NEVER let a girl see your wallet, let alone look in it.
IF the service is shit then LEAVE and hit up plan B/C/D or cork it and find someone else.

[Jonestown]

OP may be naive, but he was effectively mugged so how can this be a positive - should be a negative &  avoid at all costs.

[BillGoldberg]

yep
an easy negative
overpriced, money grabber, lack of finesse, lack of sensuality, borderline scammer

Learn from this OP !

For an extra £60 and a little bit of research on here you couldve received a far superior 60 minutes of full service with a sexy oriental agency girl who really knows what she's doing and will service you with skill, care and full attention throughout

[Okiedokie]

Cheers for the review mate, I do agree with the others that you learn as you go - what was the girls name? On the link provided it says she’s been posting for a year but then the written part says she’s new and then you’re also saying she seemed new - if you had to guess her age? And did you get a name?

[mr-winthorpe]

So you wasted 50 on the massage (+HE) and thought spending more money with this hack was worthwhile.  You really aren't doing yourself any favours.

If a snowflake can't hack being called out on their own self-confessed failings at negotiation then their silence is golden.  This hobby doesn't indulge fools and their foolish behaviour only encourages the shitty practices of the pimps and hack SPs spoiling the reasonable fun for the rest of us.  Those weak-willed or neophyte punters who see this sort of calling out and make an effort to not do the same in future only benefit.  Whether they choose to be silent about their continued failings or share their new, more self-assured experiences again only benefits the rest of us.

The utility of this site is a victim of its own success.  Too many SPs are aware of it, many because fluffy/idiot users of this site tell them about it.

100% agree with you Sir...

I was conned into a blowjob at a massage parlour once. If I'd written a review it would've been negative, and would I go back? Not a chance!

If I did go back, what sort of message would that send? I'd rather give repeat business to good service providers who do not rip people off.

Note: By the way, the reason for no review on that occasion, was because the masseuse asked me not to say anything to the boss, as she'd get in trouble. I respect in the same way as I'd expect them to respect my privacy.

[RAJEC]

Note: By the way, the reason for no review on that occasion, was because the masseuse asked me not to say anything to the boss, as she'd get in trouble. I respect in the same way as I'd expect them to respect my privacy.

But if you’re not going back, better to warn others here than her getting in trouble (for conning you!!!) 

[LLPunting]

100% agree with you Sir...

I was conned into a blowjob at a massage parlour once. If I'd written a review it would've been negative, and would I go back? Not a chance!

If I did go back, what sort of message would that send? I'd rather give repeat business to good service providers who do not rip people off.

Note: By the way, the reason for no review on that occasion, was because the masseuse asked me not to say anything to the boss, as she'd get in trouble. I respect in the same way as I'd expect them to respect my privacy.

You could at least name the establishment and give it's location in the massage parlour thread.