External Link/Members OnlySo I have been to this place a couple of times. The original girl that worked there was excellent and made it worth revisiting. Alas she is long gone... and with her goes any sort of quality... and now even the girls that worked alongside her have left, so we have today's punt....
Location
Assume it's mostly known by now, along London road near Abbyhill, just along from Easter Road. It's a shop and all the old electrical signage is gone so it's at least looking more authentic now with giant massage posters in the window.
Walked by and door was wide open, so walked in and said hello to the girl in the little reception room. Agreed length and services and she took me through to the massage room at the back. Now I suspect this girl may have literally just arrived as in the room were a couple of cases (alternatively, might be just leaving)
The girl
"Girl"! Older, the oldest one I have seen in there. I'll be very kind and say mid-late 40s. Age can mean experience so not always a bad thing. Looks wise... well she's no looker. At all. Quite slim and stayed fully dressed throughout. Very chatty... unfortunately her english was very poor and she is also very heavily accented, so really difficult to understand. The bits I could understand were generally her trying to upsell from 30 min to an hour or from HE to B2B.
The service.
First the massage. Literally involved drenching me in oil then using her arm to move it around my back with no pressure at all. She asked if I wanted harder pressure, so I said yes... and she dug her elbows into my shoulders for a few seconds... and then back to just spreading oil over my back. Then she moved down to legs and ass... and did the same.
Turn over time... and as you can imagine, literally no hardon at all. So... drenched the cock in oil, spread it up to navel and down inner thighs, got him hard... then proceeded with what may be the worst hand job I have ever had!
It started fine, once hard she just lightly touched, no grip, just stroking and that kept him up... then got down to the actual HE. Now, maybe mine is the very first uncircumcised cock she's got her hands on... if not, I'll be stunned if she has had much compliments on her technique! First, some paper put down to catch cum. Some very rustley paper. And she was more concerned with keeping this in place and was holding it so close to base of cock. the noise it made was off putting. At one stsge she literally had my head pushed into the paper and was still stroking! Rather than wank the length of the shaft, she pulled back/down the foreskin and wanked the revealed head. Kept changing between an overhand and underhand grip and was seriously rubbing on the banjo skin. I took over at this point. Asked her if she could finger my ass, but all she found was that bit in between scrotum and ass... and stuck a finger there as much as she could. Ouch!!! Asked her to spit in my face (yes yes, I know lots of you don't get the spitting thing) but she seemed to think this meant I wanted a foot rub!! She worked her way back up, moved my hands off and took over cock duties. I thought ok, she's seen me wank, knows how I like it, so she'll follow that, right! No
Back down with the foreskin and onto the head/banjo string. At this point she mentioned it's taking me a while to cum. No shit!!! Took over cock duties myself again, concentrated as hard as I could and shot a panic load that was enough to confirm this is now all ended! Got up... she wiped as much oil off me as she good, got dressed and left.
Summary
50 quid for half hour of a massage that in no way can be classed as a massage, followed by the worst handjob ever! Definitely enough to put me off from returning again.... and despite her wiping, I'm still covered in oil!
