External Link/Members OnlyI'm a complete idiot and really should have listened to jsnsummer:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253244.msg2584201#msg2584201I guess hubris got the better of me and I thought I'd somehow get a different experience. But of course not.
Comms were good, if a little confusing. I've been trying for a threesome ever since my ex put the idea in my head only for us to break up before ever trying it. It's not like my White Whale as pathetic as that sounds. So the idea of a threesome with Amanda and "Kate"
External Link/Members Only seemed pretty good, especially as Kate has good reviews on here. She no longer does FS only massage now, but for a brief point in time she supposedly did FS with Amanda only. That has since changed to her apparently just watching, should opt for the 4 hands FS service at £180 ph.
I decided I'd just see Amanda then, £100 ph seemed a pretty good rate. FK, OWO and fingering were all on the list (at discretion), so I thought I might somehow do better than jsnsummer. Maybe that was a one off and I would be different. How foolish of me.
Location is in Hockley, "Fancy Apartments" on a decrepit road, I think students stay here too.
The woman is definitely the woman in the pics so that was nice, her face looks a but bigger but otherwise pretty nice. She seems friendly, but not chatty.
She offered a shower, but I had just showered after the gym so I declined. Tried to make light of it all and create some banter to ease the tension but it went over her head. She comes back from putting the money away and she now naked, guess I'll take my shoes off
She says sex first then massage after first cum and then cum again after massage. I said I'm more of a one pop kind of guy, so she say OK and gets prepped to massage.
It was actually pretty good, I've not had many massages tbh but she rubbed all the right places and took her time. Then she says it's time to have sex and this is where it starts to go downhill.
I'm not hard and I see she's got a condom out. I say I was expecting OWO and she says this isn't something she does. I say it's on her likes list and she denies it. Explains about precum and such, cool very knowledgeable and I appreciate someone wanting to be safe. Not wanting to rock the boat I don't press it any further.
I need more intimacy to enjoy myself so it took a bit of her rubbing my dick until it got hard enough to put the condom on. It was only at half mast, she puts it on and starts sucking. Not bad, not great. Would probably be really nice without the condom, oh well, at least my dick is hard enough now.
I go in for a kiss, she veers away. No kissing... Fuck it's all true isn't it. "Only standard sex". BORING!
She hops on top and grinds away. This is my worst position, I cum pretty easily in this one so I'm trying my best not to and waste this time as I'm aware that I'm not seeing any of that £100 again. I see if I'll be able to do anything with her tits and to my surprise she lets me touch and squeeze and lick and suck. OK maybe it can get better. "Doggy?"
We move around and assume our new positions. There's such a lack of intimacy that I'm really struggling to keep it up if I'm quite honest. I'm at 3/4s so I instinctively lick my fingers to rub her pussy in both an attempt to get harder and find the correct entrance to slot Pee Diddy into Lil Kim (yes the R&B music was playing, but it's Polish R&B...) Here comes the first big resistance/mood killer, "NO NO, what are you doing, NO" what can I not touch your pussy? "NO" OK I try and laugh it off- "NO IT'S NOT FUNNY, DO NOT LAUGH".
OK then lets see how tight this pussy is again, hopefully I can cum quick or have to hold off so my orgasm will at least feel like a big relief. I don't know, it was alright. Difficult to get much rhythm going, we clearly had no chemistry and she clearly doesn't enjoy escorting. Not sure why she does it tbh, but I'll touch on that near the end.
It's been a humid day and we're in a small room fucking, so I get a but sweaty, so does she. I've grown my hair out a bit so it keeps getting in my face. I push it away with my hand and continue. All seems well. She's making some noises, but penetration has never been my strong suit for getting a woman off. Oral and finger play is where I'm more successful, so I have no idea what to do for her to have a good time and frankly I don't think she ever does with anyone with how little she enjoys anything.
We've been going at it for 20 min in doggy. I'm so bored, as I'm sure many of you are if you've read this far.
If you do want to skip all the bollocks at the top, here's what you'll want to know for why you should definitely definitely definitely not see this person.I put my hand back on her hip after brushing my hair way for the nth time. "NO STOP THAT". She finds it gross. Fair enough, I guess. She lacks self awareness that her back is dripping with her own sweat. I've not been actively wiping my sweat on her, but whatever, I'm never gonna cum so I pull out and walk to my stuff. She senses it's all over too and walks into her kitchen and starts leaving voice messages in Polish for her mate/pimp/who the fuck cares.
She says I can take a shower. Thanks I guess. I take my time, get dressed and try and smooth things over. Her reaction to everything makes it sound like there must be other shit going on for why she's so mardy. I mean come on, I can't be the only guy she's seen in the past month that has wanted more intimacy.
She claims she's been doing this for 5 years and it's her choice to do it. If so then why does she not want to do any of the things that could make it more enjoyable for herself, like receiving oral or being fingered. I know not everyone enjoys that stuff but idk. Why have sex for money if sex with strangers isn't a turn on. Just be a cam model or get a job in a call centre.
Anyway, I pulled up her profile whilst she kept repeating "You can go now", showed her that her likes list includes all the things I asked even though she said they "aren't on my profile. I know. I wrote it." Now she says "yes at discretion, it's my choice if I do them". Which is absolutely correct, except she lied and said they weren't even on her list. And if her discretion is to never do them, then take them off the like list. Oh right, then less people will book to pay for her time.
Misleading advertising.
So yeah, don't be an idiot like me and don't see this SP. She's a waste of time and money.
Topic: X-Sweet_Amanda-X, Nottingham - I'm a complete idiot (Read 1318 times)