3hrs (or actually 1 ½), £120
TLDR: Pitiful. Avoid.
The longer version.
Booked on the morning of the party (because they have some bizarre new no-advance-booking restriction that makes no sense). Arrived just before the start time to find only four girls in attendance rather than the advertised five. I won't give names, mainly because I can't remember them, but mostly because I don't want to recall them in any way. There was an old, wrinkly, badly tanned, GILF who I've seen on many adverts for parties and gangbangs, a chubby badly tattooed and pierced woman probably in her early forties, a fairly attractive black girl, and something that looked like it had just crawled out of a bin. There were maybe 7 or 8 guys there; a few left before the end.
Despite my initial disappointment (let's not call it disgust, yet) at the number and quality of the girls, I decided to make the best of a bad lot and get stuck in. I waited my turn for the wrinkly GILF and lay on the bed while she made a half-hearted attempt to give me a blow job. She had no technique to speak of and just banged away like a jack-hammer despite me trying to give her instructions. I tried to get my hands inside her bra but she was having none of it. After a few minutes, I decided I should make an attempt to bang her so I got her on her knees. At this point, still not willing to remove her underwear, she just buried her head in a pillow and grunted while I pounded her from behind. No interaction whatsoever. I was losing interest rapidly so I made my excuses and went to see what was going on in the other rooms. Amazingly, someone was banging away at the bin-lady. He must have had a stronger stomach than me.
After a while, the black girl was free. This session began with, remarkably, an even less enthusiastic blowjob. Actually, her technique would have been OK if she hadn’t felt the need to stop every 20 seconds to have a chat with whoever was in earshot. I managed t get hard enough to get a condom on and let her mount me cowgirl; a handy position for her as she could now see even more people to chat with. To say she showed absolutely no interest in the sex act would be putting it mildly. She just rocked back and forwards while chatting bollocks to anyone prepared to listen. Needless to say, my dick lost interest pretty quickly and I gave up trying to persuade her to pay any attention.
There was one other guy there who spent the whole party telling the other girls about all the other great parties and gangbangs he’s been to and how many girls he’d shagged and how many times he’d come and blah blah blah (endlessly) and the girls were quite happy to fawn all over him and listen to his shite when they should have been paying attention to paying punters. To make things worse, Autumn, the hostess, would regularly appear on a bed beside one of the girls for a bit of girly chat, needlessly (or maybe deliberately?) distracting them from actually doing any work.
Two down; two to go. Or at least that’s what I thought until I looked at the other two. The tattooed girl was, to me, utterly unattractive and her attitude was as lazy as the others; and the bin lady? Well, let’s just not go there; I certainly wasn’t going to.
I left just over half way through; bored to tears.
Just for context, I’ve been to parties/orgies/gangbangs all over the UK and Europe over a period of maybe 18 years, and I’ve been going to these parties in Northampton once or twice a year for a while. I was aware that, over that time, they have gone downhill, but this wasn’t downhill, this was rock-bottom. The ‘management’ of the party was non-existent. There was no food and precious little drink (something they used to do quite well), and the attitude of the girls was a disgrace. One girl told me that attendance at the morning party had been equally poor, an I believe that the most recent party was also a disaster with most of the girls failing to turn up. This doesn’t surprise me; I fully expect the operation will fold fairly soon unless they have a radical re-think and do something that makes it look like they actually give a shit about their customers. I believe this was the black girl’s last party as she was planning to take a break, to which the only thing I can say is “thank fuck; please make it permanent”.
Probably my worst punting experience ever. Needless to say, I won’t be back.
Topic: XXX-Parties @ Temptations - Northampton (Read 2516 times)
