External Link/Members OnlyThose around the Maidenhead area may remember there used to be a masseuse called Bee in the town centre. I actually reviewed her and she was very attractive and gave a great massage and HE. So when I saw an advert for Bee in Maidenhead on Gumtree a few weeks ago I immediately booked a 30 min appointment. She replied with a very familiar address, that of Kat and Linda. Strange but not inconceivable that it could be the same person. I’ll tell you now, it’s not. Slim and mildly attractive with a bit of body art, she took me upstairs and sorted payment. Got stripped off and she got to work. Her massage technique was mixed. Some bits were very good, others seemed pointless and ineffective. There were a few things that took this from a positive to a neutral:
1 - She kept my junk covered up with a small towel for pretty much the entire session. Towards the end it wasn’t exactly doing a great job of covering much but she carried on moving the towel around when she started a new technique. Odd
2 - She made at least three if not four comments and queries on why I only booked a 30 minute appointment. I explained the first time that I had plans but she kept saying “Next time you book 60 minutes”. Big no no in my book.
3 - She’d got to the end of the massage to the point where I’d sat up and she’d pretty much finished before asking if I wanted extras. There was no indiciation throughout the 30 mins that anything was available, especially considering the towel coverage, so I kept quiet. Found that very strange.
After a very mechanical HE, I went on my way. Cost was £40 total. Won’t be seeing again.
