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I was in Blackpool, needed a massage, felt adventurous so decided to give this place a second chance.
First thing I noticed was the entire building now hosts a complete covering of green weatherproof paint, probably all that holds it together. Inside there's now been added a couple of very cramped massage rooms on the ground floor, much rougher than the first floor room used last time. Entrance corridor is still narrow and unwelcoming, while the Filipino guy I believe to be the ultimate owner was holding sway in the downstairs drawing room - a mid 50s wirey looking guy who by the looks of him I wouldn't like to piss off, but this review is going to anyway...
Place is in theory a hotel, but fire escape issues would stop me staying there (the staff would scare me off as well)
Rang the doorbell, the door was unlocked by a round Filipino woman. About 5'4" tall, and about 5'4" around the waist. Unkempt henna'd hair in the style of Giant Haystacks. I assumed she was the receptionist. Agreed an hour massage for £40.
Ushered me into one of the downstairs rooms and told me to undress and get ready. So I did and waited for the masseuse to arrive. When she did........it was Giant Haystacks herself, clad in multiple layers of loose cotton knee length t-shirts.
Oh bugger!
Well I'd paid the money, was lying there bollock naked, any complaints would draw the ire of the Filipino pimp, so I let her get on with it, meanwhile I thought of nice pretty things like cats, dogs, schoolgirls and railway engines..........anything to take my mind off her.
Actually I have to be honest and say she delivered a fully competent massage, dry hands (no oil) both pressure point work and flowing massage. After about 20 minutes she invited me to roll over and asked if I wanted "the full relax" for £20.........which I agreed to.
Took her 10 minutes of actually very sensual teasing to achieve an explosive "relax" which surprised even me..........how the fuck she managed to make me shoot a load beats me. It was like being wanked by Grendel's mother.
As for touching / groping, I didn't have the nerve to try, too scared of the flesh that might be exposed.
Anyway at this point she fucked off, leaving me to rest. Reappeared ten minutes later to announce it was time to go. I dressed and left, checked the time: 44 minutes. Scammed
Managed to get some chat out of her.
It seems their other place on Lytham Rd (the Bodizown building) is temporarily closed due to the lease running out. However their boss is trying to buy the place with the plans to reopen the ground floor as a parlour, with the upstairs used as a massage training school. If you remember they already own a massage training school in London
Finally her name: she told me it was "Happi", and she had problems remembering that
