Jessica - Felling - Massage

[williambream]

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Felling high street near Asda

Meet date - 1 month ago

Cost - £25 for massage, £20 for HE

Location - Felling

Accuracy to profile pics - None to work from

The meet -

Jessica is a big girl and not massively facially attractive - I know this has no bearing on the service provided but it is worth mentioning if this would affect your decision. I went along not having been before but realised, from due diligence, that she is also on Fab and reading her verifications on there led me to think I could get more than a HJ happy ending!

I told her early that I had seen an advert online for a full body massage for £25 - which is cheap, and this was on Facebook. This was cheaper than the gumtree advert but hey, she honored it. She is based on a row of shops that are very run down in a run down area however inside was quite clean, albeit small.

About 40 minutes into the massage HE was offered which I accepted - quoted £25 but I said I only had £20 on me  so the transaction was completed. The massage was good, I think the HE could have been better (not a lot of lube, just lots of pulling) but it was Ronseal and I got what was described on the tin.

Despite the positive I wouldn't go back as for £45 all in you could pay an extra ten and see Melissa in Heworth who is a smaller, more B2B type massage and also more attractive.

[waynekerr600]

She's a pretty good Willy Barber of that's your thing too

[williambream]

She's a pretty good Willy Barber of that's your thing too

Didn't you say you had itching for a week afterwards? I made the mistake of using a bic to trim my crotch once - never again.

[Weatherman21]

It was me that mentioned the itchy crotch.

[Busterblue]

you could pay an extra ten and see Melissa in Heworth who is a smaller, more B2B type massage and also more attractive. Hi you mentioned Melissa in Heworth being better value for money, what does almost body 2 body consist of?

[waynekerr600]

Didn't you say you had itching for a week afterwards? I made the mistake of using a bic to trim my crotch once - never again.

There's a little bit but nothing major. Ingrown hair can be a PIA. Great feeling being freshly shaved and having sex with a freshly shaved girl.

[williambream]

you could pay an extra ten and see Melissa in Heworth who is a smaller, more B2B type massage and also more attractive. Hi you mentioned Melissa in Heworth being better value for money, what does almost body 2 body consist of?

Assuming she does this for everyone then there is a point where she straddles your back while she's going at your shoulders and (when she wore shorts) you could feel the heat! She isn't shy about getting on the table with you but it's clear that's as far as she'll go, excluding the HE.

[oldrockingchair]

Didn't you say you had itching for a week afterwards? I made the mistake of using a bic to trim my crotch once - never again.

A good pair of Wahl clippers and a half a grade comb is the ticket for me just leaves enough so its not itchy but easy maintained.

[waynekerr600]

A good pair of Wahl clippers and a half a grade comb is the ticket for me just leaves enough so its not itchy but easy maintained.

Once tried Nair.

Thought I was fucking hard and left it on for longer than ten minutes.

Great if you like picking flaking skin off your balls and walking funny for a week.

[Jimmy Cagney]

Definitely more than HE on offer

[wearsidemark]

Had more but told to keep schum about it

[Ride4fun7]

Had more but told to keep schum about it

I am gutted been a few times never been offered more that HE. But would of definitely taken of it was

[Caracas2681]

For the full body massage, is she nude as well or just in underwear? Might give this a go 

[swingman83]

Definitely more than HE on offer

Jessica or Melissa?

[Kev3773]

Jessica or Melissa?

Jessica, definitely not Melissa 

[dgh7622]

Jessica, definitely not Melissa 

yes Alfie I would also say that,have seen them both

[Miller2014]

Jessica or Melissa?

I was under the impression that this was the same person?

[Kev3773]

I was under the impression that this was the same person?

Two different girls in many ways, Melissa also goes by Jess, is slim attractive and offers massage/he only. Jessica is a bbw, not that attractive and offers more.

[Prudmag]

definitely. Jessica does offer a lot more.

[Clito]

There is a new gumtree ad (sorry cant seem to post link) for a massage with Jessica and posted by Melissa (posting one month!) But the location is shown as the Big Market area? Could this be one of those in this thread??

[Kev3773]

There is a new gumtree ad (sorry cant seem to post link) for a massage with Jessica and posted by Melissa (posting one month!) But the location is shown as the Big Market area? Could this be one of those in this thread??

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I don't think so.
This is the original Melissa link :-
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[Apricotman]

There is a new gumtree ad (sorry cant seem to post link) for a massage with Jessica and posted by Melissa (posting one month!) But the location is shown as the Big Market area? Could this be one of those in this thread??

Although the address within this ad comes up as Pudding Chare just off the Big Market, send the girl a text and the address in the reply is in Benwell (NE4).

[dgh7622]

Although the address within this ad comes up as Pudding Chare just off the Big Market, send the girl a text and the address in the reply is in Benwell (NE4).

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No this is not the Jessica or Mellissa talked about in this post

[dgh7622]

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No this is not the Jessica or Mellissa talked about in this post

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Sorry cocked up the link but here it is now

[Kev3773]

The link is already on, higher up the thread

[dgh7622]

The link is already on, higher up the thread

oops so it is

[Puppet Master]

Jessica often gets tits out as standard

[Puppet Master]

External Link/Members Only

Felling high street near Asda

Meet date - 1 month ago

Cost - £25 for massage, £20 for HE

Location - Felling

Accuracy to profile pics - None to work from

The meet -

Jessica is a big girl and not massively facially attractive - I know this has no bearing on the service provided but it is worth mentioning if this would affect your decision. I went along not having been before but realised, from due diligence, that she is also on Fab and reading her verifications on there led me to think I could get more than a HJ happy ending!

What’s Fab?

[datwabbit]

What’s Fab?

A pint of cider on a summer's evening

[datwabbit]

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If you feel ok to pm her fab name, I'm interested in it to get a feel for what she'll do. If not, no harm done.

[Sar-Major]

Jessica often gets tits out as standard

Well that seems like the "Voice of Experience" speaking, yet still no fekin review.............. 

After being a member on here for "Five and a Half" years surely you know how this site works by NOW. 

IMHO your nothing but a friggin "Leech" 

Taking all you can get and giveing back "Fuck All" 

 

[Puppet Master]

Well that seems like the "Voice of Experience" speaking, yet still no fekin review.............. 

After being a member on here for "Five and a Half" years surely you know how this site works by NOW. 

IMHO your nothing but a friggin "Leech" 

Taking all you can get and giveing back "Fuck All" 

 

Wow. What an astonishing and aggressive reply to what was simply an innocent contribution to a thread. And not for the first time either. Name call, hurl insults and smear all you like. You seem to have anger management issues. Go and see a Doctor.

[Kev3773]

Wow. What an astonishing and aggressive reply to what was simply an innocent contribution to a thread. And not for the first time either. Name call, hurl insults and smear all you like. You seem to have anger management issues. Go and see a Doctor.

   
Hardly a contribution, a random comment with no explanation either by details to back up your claim, or even better a review.

[Puppet Master]

   
Hardly a contribution, a random comment with no explanation either by details to back up your claim, or even better a review.

How is it any different to Proudmag’s post further up? Why aren’t you accusing him of similar things?

[Puppet Master]

   
Hardly a contribution, a random comment with no explanation either by details to back up your claim, or even better a review.

Why aren’t you chastising wearsidemark for a similar post?

[daviemac]

How is it any different to Proudmag’s post further up? Why aren’t you accusing him of similar things?

Why aren’t you chastising wearsidemark for a similar post?

From what I can see the others you mention aren't claiming their statement is 'an innocent contribution' or in fact any contribution, nor are they accusing other members of being aggressive.

[Kev3773]

How is it any different to Proudmag’s post further up? Why aren’t you accusing him of similar things?

I never mentioned your comment until  you decided to have a go at a fellow  member, had you not I wouldn't have  pulled you up on it.

[Puppet Master]

From what I can see the others you mention aren't claiming their statement is 'an innocent contribution' or in fact any contribution, nor are they accusing other members of being aggressive.

No they aren’t. But nor are they being accused of being a leach (or being attacked in any way) which is from which I originally responded. You’re overlooking what actually started all of this (Sar Major’s original post to me and not vice verse) and the clear double standards at play (I’m personally criticised and insulted for posts that are no different to what others have posted yet they aren’t). Or can’t you see that?

[daviemac]

No they aren’t. But nor are they being accused of being a leach (or being attacked in any way) which is from which I originally responded. You’re overlooking what actually started all of this (Sar Major’s original post to me and not vice verse) and the clear double standards at play (I’m personally criticised and insulted for posts that are no different to what others have posted yet they aren’t). Or can’t you see that?

S-M gave his opinion of you which he is entitled to do. I didn't see it as aggressive. You, in your response made an inaccurate statement that you had made a contribution to the thread when you made a statement. A contribution would explain how you know the statement is correct and give some details of that statement.

Your post, quoted below, is just as aggressive as S-M's.  I don't really know why you're making an issue of it.

Wow. What an astonishing and aggressive reply to what was simply an innocent contribution to a thread. And not for the first time either. Name call, hurl insults and smear all you like. You seem to have anger management issues. Go and see a Doctor.

[Sar-Major]

Wow. What an astonishing and aggressive reply to what was simply an innocent contribution to a thread. And not for the first time either. Name call, hurl insults and smear all you like. You seem to have anger management issues. Go and see a Doctor.

Well I can assure you I "Don't" have anger management issues, however I do "Speak the Truth" which you seem to have a problem with.

You comment on girls but are too lazy to do a review on them, in my eyes that makes you a "Leech" living off others reviews. 

 

[datwabbit]

No they aren’t. But nor are they being accused of being a leach (or being attacked in any way) which is from which I originally responded. You’re overlooking what actually started all of this (Sar Major’s original post to me and not vice verse) and the clear double standards at play (I’m personally criticised and insulted for posts that are no different to what others have posted yet they aren’t). Or can’t you see that?

Post a review and you're not one of those guys. It's that simple. 15 minutes to describe a message? Do it and nobody can call you a leech.