Author Topic: EMMALOUISEE (Read 8401 times)

dude86 · « **on:** July 04, 2019, 05:43:21 pm »

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£100 extra for a-levels(!), £100 extra to film (what would likely be a shit punt), NO OWO, NO kissing.

Wow, she sounds like such a stuck-up cunt who really needs to get over herself. Probably won't even let the client toch her new stupid false arse.

A mate of mine replied to a tweet where she was moaning that some clients insist on taking up every last minute of a meet. He replied about them having the 'audacity' to get their moneysworth. Silly little slut blocked him. Isn't he right?

Anyway, I hope this stupid bimbo with her new fake arse has a very dusty phone. How entitled are some of these women?!?

Just needed to vent!

freeze44 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2019, 07:31:19 pm »

Not one for me and that third pic is v odd! Must be photshop or her body real fucked up!

cueball · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2019, 08:06:08 pm »

Mogs review of this lass was one of the funniest things I've read on here

Towels and dog shit.... Stuff of legend

dude86 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2019, 08:51:18 pm »

Nothing personal against her, before someone chimes in, just browsed her profile and twitter and I was fuming at her dreadful entitled attitiude. So she’s done a few fake taxi scenes, it hardly makes her the next Jenna Jameson and certainly doesn’t warrant £130 for 30 bloody minutes before her £100 extras!

I guess she needs some way to pay for that joke of an arse. It was quite nice when it was tiny and tight.

RimJobBob · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2019, 08:54:39 pm »

What the fuck has she done to her arse?!

goldwing1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2019, 10:58:20 pm »

Quote from: dude86 on July 04, 2019, 08:51:18 pm

Nothing personal against her, before someone chimes in, just browsed her profile and twitter and I was fuming at her dreadful entitled attitiude. So she’s done a few fake taxi scenes, it hardly makes her the next Jenna Jameson and certainly doesn’t warrant £130 for 30 bloody minutes before her £100 extras!

I guess she needs some way to pay for that joke of an arse. It was quite nice when it was tiny and tight.

Not even good looking, body looks stupid.
Publishing a few porn videos and having massive tits doesn`t justify a massive price tag.
£230 an hour, that`s at the top end of the scale for a threesome with some seriously well reviewed girls on here.

frankc · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:24:39 pm »

Quote from: cueball on July 04, 2019, 08:06:08 pm

Mogs review of this lass was one of the funniest things I've read on here

Towels and dog shit.... Stuff of legend

Yeah remember that well,........

.....not heard from MrMog for a while

Hurley · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:34:04 pm »

Big fat arses will go out of fashion just as quickly as they arrived, then she’ll be having surgery to put it back to its original shape.

Drayki · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2019, 04:32:17 am »

Looks like a bloke in drag

wtf is wrong with some people

Carpy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2019, 06:44:48 am »

Awwww this kipper must be watching us on here as she has bitten on Twitter about the thread

You wanna see some of the shit her fanboys are posting.

Regardless of her looks and the work she has had done... them prices wouldn’t even be entertained.

Not what you look at the established quality about for a better price.

Plus after seeing some of the shit she posts on Twitter she seems so far up her own arse she can check her own fillings.

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2019, 07:29:51 am »

Shes done Fake Taxi therefore she thinks she is a porn star.

Manchesterescortslover · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2019, 08:02:05 am »

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For all the updated pics you want. I though she was tidy until the ass implants she has just had. They look stupid.

dude86 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:00:55 am »

Well Emma Louise if you're still reading this let me remind you that 'grown ass men' CAN comment on your prices because you're a service provider aka you are selling sex as a commodity and like any commodity or product the purchaser has every right to moan if the price goes up to an unreasonable level or the actual service provided is unsatisfactory.

I bet you'd moan if your fake arse cost too much wouldn't you? Now kindly pull your head out of said arse and try to be a bit more humble and realistic and maybe your phone won't get quite so dusty in the future. HTH.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:17:00 am »

Don't find anything about her attractive, looks like she's friends with Teacola Rose another one who sounds as though she's buried right up her own arse.
Birds of a feather and all that.....
As for the phrase "grown ass men", an english girl talking as though she's from Brooklyn or Compton

lewisjones23 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:32:49 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on July 05, 2019, 09:17:00 am

Don't find anything about her attractive, looks like she's friends with Teacola Rose another one who sounds as though she's buried right up her own arse.
Birds of a feather and all that.....
As for the phrase "grown ass men", an english girl talking as though she's from Brooklyn or Compton

I’ve met her and can confirm that she struggles with English even though it is her first language and that she is a shit punt

goldwing1 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:41:54 am »

Quote from: Manchesterescortslover on July 05, 2019, 08:02:05 am

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For all the updated pics you want. I though she was tidy until the ass implants she has just had. They look stupid.

My mate had an arse transplant.
The arse rejected him.

goldwing1 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:42:45 am »

Quote from: dude86 on July 05, 2019, 09:00:55 am

Well Emma Louise if you're still reading this let me remind you that 'grown ass men' CAN comment on your prices because you're a service provider aka you are selling sex as a commodity and like any commodity or product the purchaser has every right to moan if the price goes up to an unreasonable level or the actual service provided is unsatisfactory.

I bet you'd moan if your fake arse cost too much wouldn't you? Now kindly pull your head out of said arse and try to be a bit more humble and realistic and maybe your phone won't get quite so dusty in the future. HTH.

She`s having a brain implant next month

rock5tar · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:57:37 am »

I used to see her pretty regular when her prices were a lot less.

she is a dippy cow and comes across like a bell end on twitter however she can swallow a cock and its a rare talent that I need with punting nowadays.

if her prices came back down I would see her again , I blame the idiots paying these prices when she is on tour.

I actually would love to bang her from behind with her new ass and her new tits look great! I can't be the only one that thinks that can I?

Kool Keef · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2019, 11:07:55 am »

Quote from: rock5tar on July 05, 2019, 09:57:37 am

I used to see her pretty regular when her prices were a lot less.

she is a dippy cow and comes across like a bell end on twitter however she can swallow a cock and its a rare talent that I need with punting nowadays.

if her prices came back down I would see her again , I blame the idiots paying these prices when she is on tour.

I actually would love to bang her from behind with her new ass and her new tits look great! I can't be the only one that thinks that can I?

If you like young, cute, sword swallowers with a big, round (natural) arse, you could do worse than this one. Lovely girl as well.
I had a satisfying fuck with her earlier this week & her DT was excellent as was her attitude , review to come.
Back in the North East now but comes to Manchester pretty regularly.

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2019, 11:15:53 am »

Quote from: goldwing1 on July 05, 2019, 09:42:45 am

She`s having a brain implant next month

Plenty of spare space anyway

I'm assuming there is quite a bit of photoshop on her arse pics to emphasise it's size but it makes her look even more ridiculous and frankly deformed than before.
Why the fuck do girls think this shit looks good

goldwing1 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2019, 11:35:43 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on July 05, 2019, 11:15:53 am

Plenty of spare space anyway

I'm assuming there is quite a bit of photoshop on her arse pics to emphasise it's size but it makes her look even more ridiculous and frankly deformed than before.
Why the fuck do girls think this shit looks good

If she was £120 an hour, bet a few blokes would see her as a novelty punt to see what the fuss was about in the same way as kat lee, another stupid one.

Drayki · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2019, 12:20:28 pm »

Quote from: goldwing1 on July 05, 2019, 11:35:43 am

If she was £120 an hour, bet a few blokes would see her as a novelty punt to see what the fuss was about in the same way as kat lee, another stupid one.

I wouldn’t touch her even if she was £50 an hour

doesn’t do anything for me tbh, stuck up her own fat arse

hitman33 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2019, 12:54:50 pm »

I saw her in Hartlepool or somewhere a couple of years ago, the place was a complete shit hole, mediocre punts and she didn't have this horrible entitled attitude then, if you wait a couple of years she'll be giving out blow jobs for a can of lager

goldwing1 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2019, 01:08:12 pm »

Quote from: gemvid on July 05, 2019, 12:20:28 pm

I wouldn’t touch her even if she was £50 an hour doesn’t do anything for me tbh, stuck up her own fat arse

Come to think about it, she`d have to give me £50 an hour

OakTree · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2019, 01:19:53 pm »

She seems a bit like marmite, her reviews are certainly up and down. I quite like her Barbie fuckdoll appearance but the type of service and price aren’t for me.

Boredbloke · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:56:12 pm »

I thought Pete Burns had died

Kool Keef · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2019, 04:22:22 pm »

Quote from: Boredbloke on July 05, 2019, 03:56:12 pm

I thought Pete Burns had died

Dead. Or Alive??

hitman33 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2019, 03:58:29 pm »

The drama queen that is Emma Louise is not taking incalls! If you want to see her book a hotel! And it had better be a good one! Now form a queue hahaha

dude86 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2019, 04:06:46 pm »

Horrible self entitled cunt. And you must NOT touch her new false arse!

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2019, 04:37:21 pm »

No EasyHotel or Travelodge then, that counts me out!

hungrypunt · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2019, 04:53:20 pm »

Sorry, Link anyone
or is it Slim Tattooed Slut

Drayki · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2019, 04:56:18 pm »

She’d have to pay me to fuck her

wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire

Bobaddy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2019, 05:07:50 pm »

I'm guessing it's this lady

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hungrypunt · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2019, 05:09:58 pm »

Quote from: Bobaddy on August 03, 2019, 05:07:50 pm

I'm guessing it's this lady

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Cheers, Slim Tattooed slut. She did it for me a while back but not any more . just cant get Pete Burns out my head.

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chrishornx · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2019, 05:12:55 pm »

Quote from: gemvid on August 03, 2019, 04:56:18 pm

She’d have to pay me to fuck her wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire

nor me

Hurley · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2019, 05:29:54 pm »

I’d rather lick the toilet bowl clean than waste my money on her.
She looks vile.

OakTree · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2019, 05:53:06 pm »

Personally I think she looks fantastic, I really like that fuck doll look. Unfortunately I don’t think she’s my type of fuck. Going by her reviews it’s a pretty mechanical service, where as I prefer sweat and juices all over each other. For that sort of money and attitude I think I’d walk away very disappointed.

hungrypunt · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2019, 06:46:51 pm »

Quote from: OakTree on August 03, 2019, 05:53:06 pm

Personally I think she looks fantastic, I really like that fuck doll look.

I can understand this, but her lack of consistency is not good.

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2019, 09:42:20 pm »

Doesnt kiss, Doesnt do cim, but yet she barebacks john from fake taxi

she would have to pay me to shag her, and i would wear at two condoms, dirty looking skank

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2019, 09:51:28 pm »

what happened to her waist? she doesnt even have one all very odd

Woodcutter · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2019, 09:59:43 pm »

Has she had a couple of ribs removed or is that type of surgery just an urban myth?

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #41 on:** August 03, 2019, 10:24:22 pm »

She's a deluded nutcase.

scutty brown · « **Reply #42 on:** August 03, 2019, 10:36:27 pm »

Quote from: EnglishRebecca121 on August 03, 2019, 09:51:28 pm

what happened to her waist? she doesnt even have one all very odd

you're misunderstanding the photo............the waist is normal, she's just got a massively enhanced fat ass and hips that make everything look out of proportion

Haruki · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2019, 11:03:10 am »

Her body looks ridiculous and not in a good way, that couldn't be further from attractive in my eyes but each to their own

RimJobBob · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2019, 02:53:36 pm »

I don’t understand the fake arse look, it’s very odd.
Wonder what she charges for the porn shoots?

scutty brown · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2019, 02:56:34 pm »

Quote from: RimJobBob on August 04, 2019, 02:53:36 pm

I don’t understand the fake arse look, it’s very odd.
Wonder what she charges for the porn shoots?

A dozen Big Macs?

OakTree · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2019, 03:21:23 pm »

Quote from: RimJobBob on August 04, 2019, 02:53:36 pm

Wonder what she charges for the porn shoots?

Probably no where near what she gets for escorting. You've only got to see how many porn performers also escort. I think a lot of WGs do some porn work purely to elevate their profile as a SP.

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2019, 09:03:45 pm »

But seriously though, Look at the state of that?? does she really think in her own stupid mind that she looks good??

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dude86 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 05, 2019, 02:07:43 am »

Anyone who reads that extra long list of questions on her profile deserves a free fucking punt! I really hope she’s reading this thread as we seemed to hit a nerve last time judging by her Twitter.

scutty brown · « **Reply #49 on:** August 05, 2019, 02:14:34 am »

Quote from: dude86 on August 05, 2019, 02:07:43 am

Anyone who reads that extra long list of questions on her profile deserves a free fucking punt! I really hope she’s reading this thread as we seemed to hit a nerve last time judging by her Twitter.

whats her twatter handle?
@roswellalienbabe?
@laurathemekon?

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