Vomit inducing fluffys

[SlamBoy]

£300 an hour and you can't even spaff in her gob? It's a no from me, even with the favourable reviews.

Who said romance was dead?

 

[stefanow]

That is probably one of the lamest AW profiles I’ve seen in a while.

[stefanow]

"On behalf of fellow punters, I implore you to treat Brunette Goddess well. If you don’t you will have me to answer to."


What a complete cunt! 


Just makes you want to spooge a week's-worth all over her face, and then send him a picture  .

Perfect.

[JamesKW]

His shit rant says 5 hours £600

Still crazy as i usually want to top myself if i spend more than 2 hours with any human being

She probably charged a lower rate for the meal time,though if I was a WG I would charge a higher rate to visit Rios and spend time in the plunge pool with that bunch of piranhas.

[Azrael2015]

"seeing your sumptuous buttocks giggle"  Is that some kind of fart?

[knightofthegarter]

"I must add, for the benefit of those men reading this cock in hand, that your body is 100 % amazing, very supple and soft, with a fine hour glass figure, not too thin nor too fat, with the sweetest apple arse, perfect creamy breasts and sumptuous chestnut hair."

Er, thanks for the compliment I suppose ? But honestly, I managed to resist the temptation to knock one out while reading your review and I thought it was a bit below the belt to accuse me of having manboobs. Why are you stalking punters anyway ? Either that or you need to improve your use of the English language.

Sincerely,

The Grammar Police

[Sparky88]

He wrote this about her back in April

“We got on v well, although I was a bit nervous to start. The oral sex was amazing and going down on her was great, so clean and beautiful, being down there was a joy it its self. Her kissed were really deep and genuinely breath-taking. Did not feel rushed and would love to do it all again. The image of her little bottom during doggy will stay with me for ever. Remarkable skin, so soft. Perfect teeth, amazing clear eyes. Canoodling in the hot tub was fun too. Very very nice girl. Very good at putting me at my ease. Worth every penny.”

Thats some leap to the most recent one 😂😂😂 stalker material

[freeze44]

He wrote this about her back in April

“We got on v well, although I was a bit nervous to start. The oral sex was amazing and going down on her was great, so clean and beautiful, being down there was a joy it its self. Her kissed were really deep and genuinely breath-taking. Did not feel rushed and would love to do it all again. The image of her little bottom during doggy will stay with me for ever. Remarkable skin, so soft. Perfect teeth, amazing clear eyes. Canoodling in the hot tub was fun too. Very very nice girl. Very good at putting me at my ease. Worth every penny.”

 
Thats some leap to the most recent one 😂😂😂 stalker material

Yeah true...you can imagine the wg texting him in between and he bought it silly fucker! 

'oh babes that was such a hot meeting and still tingaling!!' (code for my purse always open!)

'Cant wait to see you again big boy and share those special you and me moments babes' yeah whilst you pay shed loads to me to eat my face off and giggle my ass in your face lover boy!! Sad really! 

[christofferson]

"my socks were defo blown clean off " .... ffs.

[webpunter]

If only it was Tallman132's head 
 

"my socks were defo blown clean off " .... ffs.

Quite the author one might think

Use of the word "fripperies"

"So lovely to find someone who pays such attention to detail and has such a rare free spirit, unencumbered by needless fripperies"

For one so literary strange that "your" should be confused with 'her'

I must add, for the benefit of those men reading this cock in hand, that your body is 100 % amazing


Closely behind the stench of vomit is boo-shit

[winkywanky]

"my socks were defo blown clean off " .... ffs.

He's not as fluffy as he likes to think then, he was having sex with her with his socks on  .