Author Topic: Vomit inducing fluffys (Read 3901 times)

freeze44 · « **on:** July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm »

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

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WhackDaddy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:47:29 pm »

standardpostage · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:49:55 pm »

Reads like a Mills and Boon romance book. (Not that Iv'e ever read one). A budding author I think

winkywanky · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:51:02 pm »

"On behalf of fellow punters, I implore you to treat Brunette Goddess well. If you don’t you will have me to answer to."

What a complete cunt!

Just makes you want to spooge a week's-worth all over her face, and then send him a picture

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unclepokey · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:52:26 pm »

And £300 an hour.
Not on your Nellie

Uncle Pokey

horneyboy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:53:14 pm »

OUCH sounds like his first in counter with a working girl rates starting at 250 quid OMG .

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:55:12 pm »

Thanks. Wonder if he is a bit of a novice and had very low expectations anyway?

From her AW profile:

"Q. Why are your prices higher?
A. I believe in quality over quantity. My rates allow me to see fewer people. I never have more than one booking a day and probably only get booked a few times a month maximum. I make sure I am dressed and ready especially for you. You won't be disappointed."

Says she only does outcalls - starting at a whopping £250 for 30 minutes! Someone summed it up in a thread I read the other day - "golden fanny syndrome".

freeze44 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2019, 04:55:27 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 04, 2019, 04:51:02 pm

"On behalf of fellow punters, I implore you to treat Brunette Goddess well. If you don’t you will have me to answer to."

What a complete cunt!

Just makes you want to spooge a week's-worth all over her face, and then send him a picture .

He would be after ya!! So scary!

It must have been some shag to elicit that field report!! Even someone like James might crumble at her feet reckon??

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2019, 05:01:29 pm »

And part of the time he was paying for her to eat a meal he was paying for as well! I bet the SP was pissing herself laughing after that meeting, at her easy time.

Badboyrich · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2019, 05:06:54 pm »

Giggling buttocks does sound awe inspiring.

Chorley · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2019, 05:58:02 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

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Fuck me! What an absolutely deluded, soppy arsed cunt.

threechilliman · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:14:15 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

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I've just spat sick on my keyboard.

Payyourwaymate · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:19:28 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

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Either she told him what to write or he spends a lot of time reading soppy romance books

"You taste like Heaven and if I had a hundred tongues, I still couldn’t have done you justice. The feel of your thighs squeezing me will stay with me for years, a truly divine embrace, in short, the most fun i can remember! "

He really did go for it

. She's still going to forget about him if he does not have the queens heads at the ready

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CheeseBoard · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:26:48 pm »

I bet she wretched when she read it. And then showed it to her mates and laughed about how she was going to rinse him silly

MilleMiglia · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:27:56 pm »

If he ever comes across some of the EEs that I've had the misfortune to meet, then his life is over.

Doc Holliday · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:36:25 pm »

"I must add, for the benefit of those men reading this cock in hand ..."

WTF? Really?

Litmwa · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:39:05 pm »

Lol..skin of Cleopatra... Way too much bs going on.

Moresomes · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:39:27 pm »

Quote from: Badboyrich on July 04, 2019, 05:06:54 pm

Giggling buttocks does sound awe inspiring.

Brings a wet fart to mind.
Probably pebble dashed him while he was doing her from behind.

freeze44 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:40:59 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on July 04, 2019, 05:58:02 pm

Fuck me! What an absolutely deluded, soppy arsed cunt.

Just about sums him up!! Kentish Town...Cuntish Town! He going to get so mugged of by this wg!!!

MrMatrix · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2019, 07:25:22 pm »

I could only read the first bit before I thought iwas going to chuck up. Must cut and paste for my next reveiw...............NOT.

Digby232 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2019, 08:16:33 pm »

He got 5 hours for his £600 so she did it on the cheap for him😂

MrMatrix · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2019, 10:49:11 pm »

Quote from: Digby232 on July 04, 2019, 08:16:33 pm

He got 5 hours for his £600 so she did it on the cheap for him😂

And her current charge is £300 Ph. Bit steep even if she does walk on water.
Tallman132 also did the other field report and was charged £450 for 2 hours , not such a good deal first time around.

brandonpete · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:15:20 pm »

That's a bit of his 'A level' GCSE essay!

Cuntminion · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:25:56 pm »

Quote from: unclepokey on July 04, 2019, 04:52:26 pm

And £300 an hour.
Not on your Nellie

Uncle Pokey

His shit rant says 5 hours £600

Still crazy as i usually want to top myself if i spend more than 2 hours with any human being

Cuntminion · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:28:05 pm »

Quote from: Doc Holliday on July 04, 2019, 06:36:25 pm

"I must add, for the benefit of those men reading this cock in hand ..."

WTF? Really?

I was eating kfc whilst reading

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:43:55 pm »

sounds like a borderline neutral

SlamBoy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2019, 02:18:19 am »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on July 04, 2019, 11:43:55 pm

sounds like a borderline neutral

SlamBoy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2019, 02:19:39 am »

" . . . making love to you was like jumping into a fantasy of my younger self - exquisite"

SlamBoy · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2019, 02:26:35 am »

You can imagine her shock after this when the next guy shows up asking to see her mango and pass a kiss test . . .

freeze44 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2019, 08:29:19 am »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on July 04, 2019, 11:43:55 pm

sounds like a borderline neutral

Yes! Reading between the lines he was not fully satisfied!

She has sexy ears but no ear sex mentioned so denied! Cow!

And that fat ass plopping all over the place sounds annoying!

Finally the special present she gave him in the Italian restaurant (see she's eating again- clearly dont give a fuck about being a lard ass

)....my best guess is she gave him some old socks! As he says...'never to be forgotten'...ripped the poor cunt off and poss a neg??!

GreyDave · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2019, 08:31:54 am »

Quote from: WARSZAWA16 on July 04, 2019, 04:55:12 pm

Thanks. Wonder if he is a bit of a novice and had very low expectations anyway? ----"golden fanny syndrome". ??

Cuntminion · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2019, 11:13:38 am »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 05, 2019, 02:26:35 am

You can imagine her shock after this when the next guy shows up asking to see her mango and pass a kiss test . . .

winkywanky · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2019, 04:58:25 pm »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 05, 2019, 02:19:39 am

" . . . making love to you was like jumping into a fantasy of my younger self - exquisite"

Or in reality, "making love to you was like jumping into a festering cesspit of my own auto-fellating self indulgence".

GorillaWarfare · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:12:35 pm »

This is EAS to the worst degree. Brunette Goddess is going to take him to the cleaners (even more so than she already has) if he doesn't give himself a wake-up call.

I don't think I would have wrote anything this romantic in my life. Reads more like a confession to a high school crush than a escort field report.

Landscape · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:20:05 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

External Link/Members Only

Good grief.

He makes Barbara Cartland sound like Clive Barker.

Cuntminion · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2019, 09:58:17 pm »

Quote from: GorillaWarfare on July 05, 2019, 09:12:35 pm

This is EAS to the worst degree. Brunette Goddess is going to take him to the cleaners (even more so than she already has) if he doesn't give himself a wake-up call.

I don't think I would have wrote anything this romantic in my life. Reads more like a confession to a high school crush than a escort field report.

I don't read it as romantic, reads creepy and unstable

I imagine it waa penned with a quiver stylus whilst eating brie and sipping port whilst regaling an empty room with tales of fuck all

Ilovebbw · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2019, 11:03:57 pm »

£300 an hour and you can't even spaff in her gob? It's a no from me, even with the favourable reviews.

Hardpunt2 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2019, 11:43:25 am »

WTF. He must be one sad fucker. If he's for real he needs to get some help, plus I'd be worried about home if I where her. He's obsessed!

spiralnotebook · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2019, 12:18:03 pm »

Sounds like a 35 year old ex public schoolboy virgin and definately not Max Moseley.

Mil 34 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2019, 12:24:02 pm »

Even her ears are sexy ha ha.

What a twat

Colston36 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2019, 01:57:45 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 04:41:17 pm

Don't know about you all but the AW reviews and field reports are sometimes vomit inducing and sickly so might be fun to post others have seen.

The below love struck cunt has really gone for it here!!!

External Link/Members Only

Head case. A guy worked with me who ended up in a loony bin used to write like that, except he could spell.

Simmo87 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2019, 04:16:46 pm »

F.F.S

what a soppy cunt, blokes like that give punters a bad name!

Jonestown · « **Reply #42 on:** July 06, 2019, 04:42:17 pm »

Obviously an experience more electrifying than picking up the keys to your first Ferrari, but why oh why did he take such a divine being to Rio’s ?

Doombar · « **Reply #43 on:** July 06, 2019, 04:48:24 pm »

It reads like fake reports written by the WG (or one of her mates) because:-

1. He only has one feedback - from her.
2. Her profile is over 2 years old and only 5 feedbacks (2 from him).

I suspect her phone is very dusty at those rates (£250 for 30 mins!!

) and its her way of trying to drum up business?

Visionist · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2019, 10:50:40 am »

I couldn't read more than a few lines of ....that.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #45 on:** July 08, 2019, 09:22:15 am »

This twunt will no doubt be in the news soon, either getting sent down for embezzling thousands to spend on the 'Godess' or going to prison for stalking

NIK · « **Reply #46 on:** July 08, 2019, 07:45:06 pm »

Don't know if anyone remembers Northern Angels, but the biggest fluffy of all time was Cornishman on there. Every encounter was 10/10 and read like Mills & Boon. It simply wasn't feasible that EVERY girl was so good. I was a member and when I questioned the veracity of the reviews was told that only 10/10 was allowed.

When I asked what was the point of having a scoring system in the first place I was banned.
At least they gave me my subscription back!

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #47 on:** July 08, 2019, 08:43:31 pm »

Wants to lick her sweet aforementioned ! Where about's on the female human body can I find the aformentioned

and that twinkle in her eye is probably due to light reflecting from her glass eye

webpunter · « **Reply #48 on:** July 08, 2019, 09:53:06 pm »

Good to share
I was thinking the same
Some punters will fall for the EAS cunt struck review
Most will laarf at how shite it is
& conclude PMF in the sea

Thanks OP for posting - we have all had a laarf over this

Quote from: Doombar on July 06, 2019, 04:48:24 pm

It reads like fake reports written by the WG (or one of her mates) because:-

1. He only has one feedback - from her.
2. Her profile is over 2 years old and only 5 feedbacks (2 from him).

I suspect her phone is very dusty at those rates (£250 for 30 mins!! ) and its her way of trying to drum up business?

scutty brown · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2019, 10:34:18 pm »

just for completion as I don't think anyone else has linked to it

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