Author Topic: Bella Bridgit, Leicester (on tour)  (Read 850 times)


6 review(s) for BELLA BRIDGIT (2 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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The girl I saw was delightfully pretty, and may even have been the girl in the photos, but if so they were taken some time ago, and she's clearly had a lot on her plate ever since.

She's a big, beefy lass with sturdy legs, a big, meaty arse and broad, powerful shoulders. She was wearing some expensive looking underwear which included a strip that kept her covered up between tits and hips, which I was glad about, because there was plenty of ballast under there.

It wasn't a body I wanted to explore so I was quite happy when she reached for a condom very early on. I didn't want OWO, and it wasn't offered. She's very bossy, and told me exactly where to lay on the bed. There would be plenty of time to change positions later, so that was ok.

She positioned herself between my legs and facing me, so the rest of her body was out of reach. It started off well enough; like I say, she has a delightfully pretty face and it was very pleasant to watch her noshing away. She put her heart and soul into it, too, and it was the noisiest I can remember. She was snorting away like feeding time in a piggery.

After a while I fancied a change of position, but she was having none of it. She ignored everything I said. It wasn't just not speaking the language very well, she didn't even look up with an inquisitive expression. When I nudged her a couple of times to get her attention she just swatted my hand aside with a little shake of the head as if to say 'don't interrupt'.

Eventually I leaned forward to grab her and try to hoik her round a bit, but she wouldn't budge, and I soon gave up. It was like Charles Hawtrey trying to manoeuvre Hattie Jacques. So I lay there getting ever more bored to the point where I decided I couldn't be bothered with the sex. She was much too beefy for my taste, anyway, and I just wanted to get off.

When she finally came up for air and asked 'what position?' I just said 'no, no, blowjob only' and told her she'd have to finish me off by hand. I wouldn't have been a bit surprised had she told me to do it myself, or words to that effect, but she didn't, and she did it well enough, and made a decent effort at cleaning me up afterwards, too.

And that was that. I don't think she has a surly attitude - she was all smiles before and after - but she seems to think it's perfectly normal to do things her way, and that whatever the customer wants is neither here nor there. So unless you like being bossed about by pretty, fat girls, I'd give her a miss.

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 “It was like Charles Hawtrey trying to manoeuvre Hattie Jacques.”

Charlie I didn’t know whether to be upset for you or laugh. But this did it for me and I nearly spat my coffee over my keyboard at the imagery.  :lol:

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Sorry about the shit punt, but that's an epic review  :D Hope it was cathartic.

Thanks for the review as I've considered her previously on the basis of her profile photos; fortunately I pursued better options instead.

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Brilliant review, as always Charlie. You're a brave soldier  :D

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Thanks for the review Charlie but Russian shot putters isn’t my bag.
She’s off my H.L.