maddison-darling Edinburgh

[spud jizz]

was down in edinburgh a few weeks ago and after an afternoon on the whiskey i wondered about what experiences i like to try before i die.
After a little heath scare and being a little curious about trans but not wanting to go for the pre-op type this weirdo came up.
Now having looked through the reviews on here the negatives seem more from not knowing what she was.

Half an hour £70?
the girl herself is not the best looking hoor ive had but not fuckugly either and totally covered in tats not something that turns me on but hay-ho, but nice body if you like big titted hoors
She is, to me anyway, an attractive girl with a bit of intelligence and held conversion well.
OW and sex in a few positions, mostly missionary to get a good feel oh her tits,
The whole time your cock slides in and out you know somethings not quite right but still good enough.

The next morning after id sobered up i felt ashamed but did enjoy it at the time.
Will i make a special trip down to edinburgh just to see her ? fuck no !


mental note, must reduce my whiskey intake   

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[S.X. MacHine]

'...after I'd sobered up I felt ashamed...'. Indeed, so ashamed that you had to tell a few thousand punters on here.
Oh, was it Irish or American whiskey? I just want to know so I can avoid it and it's apparent consequences. 

[Poopster]

"Weirdo"

"not the best looking"

"not something that turns me on"

"nice body if you like big"

"not quite right"

"i felt ashamed"

"must reduce my whiskey intake"

I have to say, if I'd written a review with the above in it, it'd be a negative. 

Fair play for doing it and for writing the review, but it feels like the positive rating is a self-justification for the punt rather than what you know deep down.  That is, the language and the rating don't match.

[Hairpuller]

I see she's had yet another semi name change. Always makes me wonder why WG's do this .... as if we are daft!?!

[winkywanky]

OP, the review is as much about yourself as it is Maddison  .

[jon22992]

Seems tatted and busty enough. I'd shag her.

[Matrix]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145249.0


I'd suggest that even if you have a liking for ladyboys, avoid this lying nutcase. Check the interview in the newspaper article that's contained within the link. 

[winkywanky]

Ooer, hadn't noticed she's a (seemingly yet another) post-op who neglects to mention the fact on their 'female' AW profile. Bang out of order.

There is a market for post-ops, as seems to be the case with the OP because he obviously knew her history, but to present yourself as a genetic female breaches the rights of the punter who has a right to know otherwise.

Simply a case of 'my rights to be seen as a female outweigh your rights to know the truth', even though you are buying sex off me  . We all have a right to be who we want to be, but don't sell a lie to an unwitting buyer.

[Matrix]

There's that and there's telling the papers that you were forced/trafficked into working in a sauna and being raped, drug use, blah blah blah. He was an aw pimp a few years back ffs!

He/she is clearly absolutely warped.

[winkywanky]

Fantasist and self-publicist.

[spud jizz]

 
whiskey and hoors dont mix,
some of the replies made me chuckle   

 the funny thing was i was going to see bubble beth but she cancelled on us so this was the next best thing 

[winkywanky]

whiskey and hoors dont mix,
some of the replies made me chuckle   

 the funny thing was i was going to see bubble beth but she cancelled on us so this was the next best thing 

Any way you look at it Spud, apparently you've fucked a minor celeb   

[Boinky]

Was there not a rather prevalent poster in another region who vanished in shame after doing a review of "The Thing" as he didn't realise she was actually a he?

Admittedly this was when it was a lot slimmer, less tatted and didn't have the full "Pete Burns" look going on.

Scummy thing to do and not be honest on your AW page but still advertise on Birch place what you actually are. Don't know if she still does this but she certainly used to.

[Davey Dykes]

Fair play to Spud for standing up and being counted.

At least he's done the homework and been aware of the situation.

Couldn't say it's for me at all but lesser man might've gone in and said fuck all about it, he deserves respect for that alone. Well played that fella. 

[Poopster]

Was there not a rather prevalent poster in another region who vanished in shame after doing a review of "The Thing" as he didn't realise she was actually a he?

Yep, a guy somewhere in England, wasn't aware of the reputation the fucker had up here.  Had around a hundred reviews if I recall correctly, a hugely valued contributor who felt he had to go.  Fucking disgraceful.

[Poopster]

 the funny thing was i was going to see bubble beth but she cancelled on us so this was the next best thing 

 

Really, come on now!   

[Forthports]

Yep, a guy somewhere in England, wasn't aware of the reputation the fucker had up here.  Had around a hundred reviews if I recall correctly, a hugely valued contributor who felt he had to go.  Fucking disgraceful.

Aye, PlasticGeordie. 57 reviews. He sounded like he was devastated when he realised. Left the forum immediately. Probably still scouring his cock with bleach. Poor sod.

[HumphryB]

Aye, PlasticGeordie. 57 reviews. He sounded like he was devastated when he realised. Left the forum immediately. Probably still scouring his cock with bleach. Poor sod.

Surely tae fuck with any post-op tranny, no matter how convincing physically, as soon as you've stuck yer dick in you'd know something is a miss.
Its an artificially constructed hole that doesnt self lube  and will most definitely have healed scar tissue around it.
 I dont think they have the anatomical muscles real women can and do use to clamp tighter on your knob when they're excited or at will either.
I really don't believe you couldn't tell the difference. Dont have the inclination to find out for myself though

[Cactus]

Surely tae fuck with any post-op tranny, no matter how convincing physically, as soon as you've stuck yer dick in you'd know something is a miss.
Its an artificially constructed hole that doesnt self lube  and will most definitely have healed scar tissue around it.
 I dont think they have the anatomical muscles real women can and do use to clamp tighter on your knob when they're excited or at will either.
I really don't believe you couldn't tell the difference. Dont have the inclination to find out for myself though

Absolutely spot on.  When I saw her under one of her many old user names, before it was widely known that she was born male and in my opinion looked more feminine before putting on some beef and some, in my opinion, negative surgery that has made her look less feminine, as soon as I got my hand near her nether regions, it was obvious something was amiss.  I've said this before but it felt like a smooth hollow tube inside, with no real shape internally and not very deep.  I then went down for a closer look, couldn't find a clit and there was a fair bit of scar tissue around too.  I got out of dodge promptly after when I realised what was happening.

I will stand by the point that she's going to get herself in bother one day when the wrong punter turns up, realises they've snogged a tranny and goes full on Franco Begbie on her.

I do consider her to be a woman, she's gone through whatever she's gone through to get the body that she wants and to live the life she wants, so fair play to her.  I do think that she needs to disclose on her profile that she is post op (she did briefly) and then see punters who are informed and choose to see her on that basis.

She can't really court the publicity that she has courted for being trans, being an escort, being pro trans rights in her everyday life, but then hide the fact she is trans when it comes to being a hooker.

[winkywanky]

Absolutely spot on.  When I saw her under one of her many old user names, before it was widely known that she was born male and in my opinion looked more feminine before putting on some beef and some, in my opinion, negative surgery that has made her look less feminine, as soon as I got my hand near her nether regions, it was obvious something was amiss.  I've said this before but it felt like a smooth hollow tube inside, with no real shape internally and not very deep.  I then went down for a closer look, couldn't find a clit and there was a fair bit of scar tissue around too.  I got out of dodge promptly after when I realised what was happening.

I will stand by the point that she's going to get herself in bother one day when the wrong punter turns up, realises they've snogged a tranny and goes full on Franco Begbie on her.

I do consider her to be a woman, she's gone through whatever she's gone through to get the body that she wants and to live the life she wants, so fair play to her.  I do think that she needs to disclose on her profile that she is post op (she did briefly) and then see punters who are informed and choose to see her on that basis.

She can't really court the publicity that she has courted for being trans, being an escort, being pro trans rights in her everyday life, but then hide the fact she is trans when it comes to being a hooker.

Great post, says it all 

[HumphryB]

Great post, says it all 

I dread to think how the resulting stramash of a booking going south with him/her would end up. If he/she continues along this route of promoting themselves its a wonder it hasn't already happened

Any of yous reckon it'd end up in the papers or summit. He/ she does seem to court the media quite enthusiastically. Which is pretty mental given the line of work. Also, given the knowledge on this site I think its bloody madness anyone actually meets her with the prior intel provided

If you're into it then be my guest

[HumphryB]

Absolutely spot on.  When I saw her under one of her many old user names, before it was widely known that she was born male and in my opinion looked more feminine before putting on some beef and some, in my opinion, negative surgery that has made her look less feminine, as soon as I got my hand near her nether regions, it was obvious something was amiss.  I've said this before but it felt like a smooth hollow tube inside, with no real shape internally and not very deep.  I then went down for a closer look, couldn't find a clit and there was a fair bit of scar tissue around too.  I got out of dodge promptly after when I realised what was happening.

I will stand by the point that she's going to get herself in bother one day when the wrong punter turns up, realises they've snogged a tranny and goes full on Franco Begbie on her.

I do consider her to be a woman, she's gone through whatever she's gone through to get the body that she wants and to live the life she wants, so fair play to her.  I do think that she needs to disclose on her profile that she is post op (she did briefly) and then see punters who are informed and choose to see her on that basis.

She can't really court the publicity that she has courted for being trans, being an escort, being pro trans rights in her everyday life, but then hide the fact she is trans when it comes to being a hooker.

Also, and this is a more personal perspective, but I can't consider this SP as a woman as you have because of the deception and duality of their representation of their person.
If they want to be considered female, then commit to it. Don't decieve,  disclose that in the past they were male but have transitioned and are now female. Post op. Honesty goes a long way.

[Davey Dykes]

I'm not one to cast stones, I'm way too old and have kinks others won't get.

Fully in the camp of live and let live as long as you're not hurting anyone without their consent or forcing an issue.

But it is false advertising as said and the wrong Punter will come along one day. Why they'd choose a clear bloke with shit Tatt's and a bad nose-job I don't know.

[HumphryB]

I'm not one to cast stones, I'm way too old and have kinks others won't get.

Fully in the camp of live and let live as long as you're not hurting anyone without their consent or forcing an issue.

But it is false advertising as said and the wrong Punter will come along one day. Why they'd choose a clear bloke with shit Tatt's and a bad nose-job I don't know.

 Consent is the issue  here. The SP lying removes consent from the punter, or any partner they lie to for that matter.

 The SP's lies deny consent to fuck a tranny

I suppose, if you cant tell the difference between an inside out boaby and a real snatch does it really matter ?

[winkywanky]

I dread to think how the resulting stramash of a booking going south with him/her would end up. If he/she continues along this route of promoting themselves its a wonder it hasn't already happened

Any of yous reckon it'd end up in the papers or summit. He/ she does seem to court the media quite enthusiastically. Which is pretty mental given the line of work. Also, given the knowledge on this site I think its bloody madness anyone actually meets her with the prior intel provided

If you're into it then be my guest

Personally I'm not into post-op (I've seen and enjoyed a couple of pre-ops) but the issue here is honesty. And she's not being honest. It will end badly for her.