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External Link/Members OnlyPre-Punt Chit Chat. 5/10Punt took place yesterday. Found myself travelling through SE London (post BBQ) on the hottest day of the year horny as fuck so assessed options for a quick bite. Pro appears to handle comms herself however found out later that is not the case. On the phone euro accent, brisk/business like not overly friendly appears to prefer to do things by text which were prompt. Once we agreed time the address was sent over pretty quickly.
Fee & VFM 3/10£110. FK, OWO, SEX + CIM £20 extra
Digs/punt room/punter safety 9 /10Approx. 3 mins walk from Beckenham Junction station. Huge P&D carpark opposite her apartment as well as plenty of P&D parking on side streets. Modern block with buzz entry system. No concierge. Safe area. The apartment itself was spotlessly clean including the bathroom. Fresh towels and men’s toiletries available. The punting room was a reasonable size with a large mirror to view the action, quality bedding surrounded by candles. She shares the apartment with another girl who I did not see.
The Pro 5/10A quick search on UKP provided mix intel in terms of possible B&S warning with a negative review and possibly a recycled profile so was prepared to walk if she was not the pro in the pics.
The pics on AW and that in her PG are her. The trademark tatts on her breast was the first thing I noticed when she greeted me. However, the headline news is the photos are seriously out of date as she is a few dress sizes bigger and a much more plump face. Greeted me in a summer dress, no underwear and no shoes. Excellent English (akin to a British born of Polish parentage). So clearly not the girl I spoke to on the phone and agreed services.
Vitals: -
Age: profile says 23 I say late 20s
5’ 6”
D cup boobs, but a bit droopy and once naked not overly attractive nipples either.
Size 14-16, no waist/non curvy, chunky thighs, flattish bum. The overall look of her was a real let down. She was not bad enough to walk but I was like gosh you’re a serious slab of meat!
Very clean
Black just above shoulder length hair.
The Punt 3/10As it was such a hot day took a pre-punt shower. Punt kicked off with some chit-chat talking about this n that. She then offered a massage which was greatly accepted.
Massage/FK – This was bang average had to ask her to be a bit firmer on a few occasions. It was at this point I discovered that her workmate handles her phone or somebody else. Further the voice on the phone did not match the pro I was with. As you will read later and looking back now this should have been my cue to re-check services. On conclusion moved in for some FK and a feel of the tits. This was restricted to light kissing only a little bit of tongue if that so frankly no FK at all. Said on a few occasions her boobs are very sensitive.
OWO/RO –
I then moved in for some RO. Clean pussy, fully shaved. Went to work for a decent session of pussy eating, followed by fingering then face sitting. To me it was a bit mechanical non GFE. Like going through the motions so to speak. We then moved on to OWO. This was forgettable only took in approx. a 1/3 of my dick and it amounted to no more than up down… up/down…up/down with hands. I was truly getting no sensation at all. I asked her to remove her hands in the hope I could get into it which she did but to no avail.
THINGS THEN WENT SOUTH – She carried on sucking and with an assisted wank from me I unloaded the jizz into her mouth for what I thought was pop 1. OH MY FUCKING LORD! The bitch flipped!
Jumped up saying what are you doing … did I tell you that you could cum in my mouth, spat some of the jizz back on my dick and stormed out the room and slammed the door – HARD! I sat up on the bed in zombie like fashion thinking WTF just happened. Services were agreed in advance so what’s going on. After a minute or so she came back in ranting on about punters not having no respect for girls just because they are paying etc etc this rant went on for like 3 minutes or so. I retorted that we agreed these services in advance and that is when she elaborated that her workmate handles her phone if she is busy so I offered to show her my punting phone text dialogue as confirmation of CIM but she was not interested. Stormed out again. I knew then I would not be getting no pussy so started to get dress.
She returned a few minutes later and it was total silence whilst I got dressed. Really ugly atmosphere. Wanted to grab, as a bare minimum, a dick wash but things were so ugly thought best, I get the fuck out of here.
Got dressed and headed out the bitch didn’t even say goodbye lol!
Sex. None
In/Out 45 minutes
Comment on existing AW reviews: 3/10The 7 reviews posted are not an accurate representation of what to expect save for good conversationalist. She is not curvaceous or beautiful and the pics are not accurate. It is interesting one reviewer posted good location and apartment. A strange review but I can now see why the punter posted that lol!
Jerk Chik Rating: 4/10 Return: Hell no. I am probably banned and blocked anyway hahaha. I have no doubt she might be a good punt for some and would not overly discourage punters from having a bite and reviewing on here to see if the experience is different from my own. I was her last customer for the evening, hot day, probably wanted to just go home and we simply didn’t click. That said I didn’t get the expected horn once I saw her and considering how horny I was before I knocked the door tells me she just didn’t do it for me. Add to that her workmate is agreeing to services that she is not comfortable doing all equals a FAT NEGATIVE!
Need another punt to get over this shambles – and quickly!
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