120 (+ 40 owo?!)/60mins
Comms: Good, arranged by text, confirmed, prompt reply with flat number when I arrived
Location: Clean modern flat in quiet suburban area
Girl: Not the girl in the pictures. Tall, blonde, average at best looks, but quite fat, size 14-16 more than the size 8 shown. Quite pronounced abdominal scar (looks like a puncture).
Sometimes it is reassuring to know that I am still an idiot, and I will always be an idiot. I should have walked but at the time I just didn't really care. Agreed 120 for the hour with a girl that I could barely see in the dark room. Undressed and wait on bed while she hides the money. She returns. Then another 40 for OWO, for some reason I think this is reasonable(?!). And surprise, surprise, the result was not the best 2-3 minutes of my life. She quickly puts a condom on, a couple minutes more OW (I'm now starting to wonder if her brevity is due to me having an undiagnosed penile disease!) Then sex, and I'm unsuprised by the "come now baby" within a couple of minutes of starting. I spend a good while afterwards mulling over my life choices whilst she talks about sex clubs in other countries (an interesting subject however) I can't remember if we tried sex again, and to be honest I don't really care.
Will I return? No
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