Olivia_twist1 Bristol TOFTT and boy i'm not doing that again

[tammy5fingers]

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DONT I LISTEN TO THIS FORUM!!!

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Location Old Market Bristol
£100 for 1hr

Picture this, the weather good the sun is out, your feeling good, have some spare cash in your pocket and you think lets get hot and sweaty with a sexy young lady. You look around AW and anything that takes your fancy is either off on holiday, not available or way over priced. So you look on UK punting for any opportunities but again picking are slim. A day goes by, your balls are growing and need draining so you decide to take a chance, you look in Uk punting find a WG where there has been some discussion but no actual review, and decide to TOFTT.

WELL DON'T

lock your spare cash away, load up some porn and spank the monkey until the sun comes up.

Well i didn't do that i let my balls rule my brain for the last time. I've been a member of this forum for just over a year, but this time i just ignored it.

booked the WG via texts, very easy and quick replies. Location was close to Cabot Circus in a private apartment block, safe discreet entrance.

the apartment itself was not dirty but very cluttered.

Olivia is as per her pictures very skinny, small breasts which resembles someone who had breast implants then took them out, all saggy and deflated. Previous comments from other post about appearing to be a alcoholic are wrong, no signs of alcoholism or drug use were noted, however she is extremely scatty.

the meet started by undressing and a offer of a "massage" which i excepted, this was the worst massage ever, more like an attempt to stroke a animal. After about 1 minute i had enough, offered to swap positions and showed her how to give a proper massage, i'm no masseuse but i can give a good one.

I gave her a little oral but she would not keep still, she gave me a shit blow job, started to fuck in doggy, this was the only pleasant bit, nice tight pussy, thumb up her asshole nice and deep (i was thinking round 2 could be a good anal session) and came quite quickly. No sooner had i finished i was ushered into the bathroom for a shower, that was it, by the time i got out she was dressed and started telling me about how hungry she was and how she had to clean the flat and hoover, you would be lucky to find some floor space to hoover.

i was dressed and out the door within 30 minutes of my 1 hr booking.

To any one who is new to this forum or has not yet taken the plunge take heed of my review, listen to what this forum says, don't let your balls do the thinking and should have a very pleasant experience, but not with this girl.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review, but as you've already concluded you made a bad call, driven more than desperation than anything else. We've all been there at one time or another.
I hope you don't mean that you're not going to TOFTT again. If everyone felt like that, then nothing new would ever be reported.

[tammy5fingers]

Thanks for the review, but as you've already concluded you made a bad call, driven more than desperation than anything else. We've all been there at one time or another.
I hope you don't mean that you're not going to TOFTT again. If everyone felt like that, then nothing new would ever be reported.

You are right, hind sight is a wonderful thing. I will of course TOFTT again as i very rarely see the same WG again, but i will do a little more home work before jumping in balls deep.

[Fuzzyduck]

You are right, hind sight is a wonderful thing. I will of course TOFTT again as i very rarely see the same WG again, but i will do a little more home work before jumping in balls deep.

There's only so much homework you can reasonably do, but just be in control of the decision, if you know what I mean. As you say, better off having a wank and thinking of the £X saved that can put towards a pricier punt or an extra punt another time.
You've also shared the experience to help others, so some good has come out of it.

[Kenco657]

It’s a shame you have not conveyed the same amount of annoyance and frustration on your AW review.
Receiving 50% of what you paid for, no matter how nice the girl is, is a stone cold negative, as you have rightly graded here. But why the neutral on AW? 

Anyway thanks for the review. Sounds like one to definitely avoid 

[HappyHarryIV]

Part of the excitement of our hobby is turning up and not knowing what to expect - some can be really great, others like you had. As long as the positives outweigh the negatives all is good. It is a bummer to have wasted cash on a bad punt, but you can lose more in the same amount of time going to casino.

[Your_dark_knight]

Thanks OP for TOFTT.

Off the HL.