Penny - Pim Zen thai spa Bradford

[twwb]

External Link/Members Only

Cost: £80
Services: massage, body to body massage, hr

COMMS

Just a few texts to arrange the booking. Easy enough.

LOCATION

Keighley Rd, Frizinghall

THE GIRL

I'm sure it was Penny that I saw. She's pretty old. Too old for me at least. Chunky and out of shape without being fat. Nice tits. Not ugly but too much makeup.

THE ACTION

I'd seen on their vivastreet ad that they were offering nuru massage, so just asked for that in my texts. I like that we both knew what I was after straight away. Paid £80 at the reception desk and was led to pretty bog standard massage room with dim lighting, relaxing music, a massage table and a shower. She left me to strip off and returned when I was already laid down. She got her kit off straight away and started with a normal massage for a bit. Nothing much to say about it; it was decent but was clearly more of a 'relaxing' massage than one meant to sort out any muscular issues. Soon the touches and swipes started and she got onto the table before dousing us both with massage oil (pretty sure it wasn't nuru gel as advertised, but whatever, it made us slippy all the same) and starting the b2b. So at this point I'm getting pretty turned on, but compared to previous massages there's just something missing. I think it was a lack of attraction to her, to be honest. She must be in her early 50's and isn't even young looking or anything. I think she could be double my age, which isn't necessarily an issue in itself, but I just didn't find myself attracted to her. The b2b happened, then she told me to flip over and she started again on my front. Again, I'm just letting it happen without being very into it. Normally I'd be letting my hands roam as much as I'm allowed, hoping they offer a little bit more etc. but I just didn't fancy it. Soon enough she grabbed my cock and gave me a decent happy ending with her hand, encouraging me to play with her tits as she did so. She cleaned me up with wipes and let me shower after she'd had one. I was on my way after about an hour and ten minutes. One thing that was weird was that once she'd got dressed she just left and never returned.. I was stood in the room waiting for her to come take me to the door for a good few minutes before I just walked out. Not a major issue, but not what I'd expect to happen.

OVERALL

Nothing to rave about, the massage and b2b were just alright, the happy ending was decent. The lady was too old for me, so I wasn't really into it and didn't even try press for anything more than I got because of my lack of attraction to her. Won't return unless they get some younger ladies in.

[mm86]

Good review, thanks. Shame it was a less than amazing experience though. I've been there many times with these thai pensioners. I don't get why they're all so old?!  A twenty something attractive thai masseuse would make a killing!

[twwb]

Good review, thanks. Shame it was a less than amazing experience though. I've been there many times with these thai pensioners. I don't get why they're all so old?!  A twenty something attractive thai masseuse would make a killing!

I get the impression more would be on offer, and other reports seem to confirm that, I just don't think there was any kind of connection between us. But yeah I agree! Even the best ones from when I was a siriporn regular were probably mid-30s... Thinking of trying out lotus/meme (whatever it's called) next, hopefully I have better luck there.

[sall71]

I used this place a couple times a few years back. There used to be a lass there called Nadia IIRC, she was mid 30's, nice figure, great tits. For an additional £60 she did B2B, oral without, and on 2 of the 3 occasions I saw her she let me finish on her face and in her mouth. I had a punting break for a few months and when I went back they said she didn't work there anymore, bit of a shame as I bet with a bit of financial persuasion she would have gone for full service. I called in one after that but none of the girls took my fancy so I've not been back.

[Itzmurph]

Ok it’s second hand info but I understand Penny does full service for a price... or used to do. This is from old reviews on a different site that’s kinda gone a bit quiet.
Warning, there’s someone there called Rita who was notorious at one time for being the epitome of the grasping Thai wg. She advertises occasionally on gumtree as a freelance but works out of that shop. I did once go but was too embarrassed to do a report. Briefly she had a smelly fanny (not objectionable, I like it and it drives me absolutely wild but it isn’t to everyone’s taste... no pun intended) and will try getting even more money out of you after you’ve already paid for b2b. It was a year ago tho