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Pre-Punt Chit Chat. 7/10

Meet took place yesterday. A spur of the moment diversion punt when in truth I was about to make my way to Heathrow to see another pro but changed my mind at the last minute. All coms handled by the pro; services sent by text at my request for clarity. Road name/post code swiftly sent once we agreed time.

 
Fee & VFM 9/10

£50. 30 Mins. OWO, Cim, Sex, Anal

 
Digs/punt room/punter safety – 4/10

I am so glad I visited this one in the evening. On a busy main road and the whoring flat above a nail shop and the entrance next door so not discrete at all. Plenty of parking on side streets. Bathroom reasonably clean and once inside the punting room was small, clustered her suit cases half unpacked, dark, creaky (very) bed but generally clean. Clean towels provided before and after the deed. No other person in the flat so appeared all safe.

 
The Pro 6/10

Viva adverts are always hit n miss in my book so you never know what to expect. This one has typical Malaysian features (got quite upset when I called her Thai during the punt, I had forgotten the advert wording lol). The pics posted match the body I saw, facially average/nothing special. Greeted me in a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. Apologised for not looking glam/tarted up but said that is just not her and prefers the casual look hmmm maybe cba! Enthusiastic and engaged throughout the punt.

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The pics. Appear to be her, has 2 tats above her rear

Age: profile says 25 I say add 10 so mid 30s

5’ 5”

C cup boobs, soft, a handful, gravity has set in but not overly so nice nipples and large areola (which I like)

Size 8, non-curvy, good clear skin. No gut, overall decent Eastern Asian body.

Black shoulder length hair.


The Punt 8/10

Punt kicked off with her taking me to the bathroom and washing my dick over the sink looool a first for me and then handing me TWO towels one before punt and one for post punt. She said not good to use same towel. I told her I was impressed. She seamed to like the fact I acknowledged her hygiene routine.

We started with a massage which was excellent. You can tell she is experienced parlour massage girl. Probably one of the best massages I have received firm where it needed to be soft and sensual in other areas her oily dick wank was ridiculously awesome so much so I was on the verge of unloading the jizz there and then. Parkour massage style compliments regarding my body whilst massaging me. So, for massage fans she does the trick. Every inch of my body received attention including balls and bum. This lasted around 10 minutes.

OWO/RO – OWO was disappointing in that she only covered the helmet said it was to big and she could not go any further otherwise I will break her jaw I did burst out laughing when she said that so has a SOH! I did try and stuff her head down further but she was no having it so getting bored of this we moved onto to RO. Clean pussy with some bush. Tongue went to work on that and then she truly let go stuffed my head into her crutch, wiggled around and then fingered her I could tell she was enjoying this no play acting which is always a good sign from a pro. It was now time to fuck.

Sex. Out came the macs she rolled it on and mounted me in CG. Could not handle the dick but she gave it her best shot and never complained. She rode me although looking at her face it was all squashed like in semi pain but we carried on fucking anyway, me doing most of the fucking. Moved on to jacking her up in the air and fucked her standing hard this position she found more comfortable before rolling on to the bed for a sustained missi session which including me biting her nipples hard on a regular basis no complaints. The bed was creaking like crazy and at one point I thought it was going to break. Positioned her in doggy and she asked if I wanted anal, we must change condom however in doing so I could feel the sap rising so instead put her mouth back on my dick and after a few strokes unloaded the jizz in her mouth! I was thinking of extending for an hour so I could fuck that ass but didn’t – wrong decision. Looking at her ass hole it looked like there was some dick mileage on it

Took a post punt dick shower. Received an assisted dress exit re my clothing (parlour style hospitality) made sure I had all my stuff gave me a hug at the door whilst she was naked and I was on my way. In/Out just over 40 minutes so no clock watching.

 
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Return: Unlikely but that is not because she is not a good pro. Couldn’t really fuck her the way I wanted although she gave it her best shot, she is responsive and enthusiastic, loves RO, good hospitality and extremely good value for money. She tells me she has only been here for 2 days and is taking time to build up her custom. At 50 queens’ heads for what she offers is a bargain! Just wished I had fucked her ass!!! If I do return it is for anal only!

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I also was going to book her yesterday but by accident I called her AUNTY and she lost it here's a screenshot for a laugh.

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I also was going to book her yesterday but by accident I called her AUNTY and she lost it here's a screenshot for a laugh.

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Try her again she does handled her own coms. Perhaps Aunty was holding the fort whilst she was setting up etc. I can confirm no FK however I rek she might for a bit extra as she is very friendly. She is a bargain!
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I did got a big F

Soz I misread your post re "Aunty" remark perhaps that word struck a nerve who knows with these pros! You will recall in my review I called her Thai in error and she got annoyed!
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Was she in Harrow or Wembley?

The postcode is Wembley/Sudbury Town?
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Thanks OP for the review.  :hi: Looks to be good vfm.

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Great review OP - excellent value for money especially if her shithole is available.

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Great review OP - excellent value for money especially if her shithole is available.

It's defo available if it's your thing  :P
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Was she in Harrow or Wembley?

The postcode is Wembley/Sudbury Town?

She is on the Harrow Road approx 5 mins drive from Wembley Central Station.
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