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External Link/Members OnlyThis punt happened a couple of days ago.
COMMS: Found myself free at fairly short notice and wanted an uncomplicated punt in a short time frame. Tried ringing my first choice, no reply. 2nd choice was Tara, her maid answered (pretending to be Tara, why?
), agreed a 30 min session, to start in 20 mins time (I was already in town so could be there within 10-15 mins easily). Asked her to send me the address and I'd go straight there.
Then it all got silly - waited 10 mins, no text with address.
Sent one back saying I hadn't received instructions yet, no reply.
More minutes passed.
Was on the point of phoning back, when a text comes through asking me where I was!
I repeated whereabouts I was and asked again could she please send me the address. Got another text back, asking me if I was in Manchester!! What?
No, I'm in Birmingham, where are YOU?!
VENUE:
Eventually the maid sent the direction and it was where I'd originally thought (well known set of apartments off Broad St, often used by latins and others). If she'd just sent me it when I'd asked I'd have already been in - wasted almost half hour on this nonsense.
But because I was up against a deadline anyway, I didn't want to try looking elsewhere now.
THE MEET:
Parked, called, eventually got in with flat number, but realised hadn't been told what floor Tara was on - cue stopping at every floor to check room numbers!
Finally got to right one, Tara lets me in and...
... this miserable face greets me. I say 'greets' but 'grunts' might have been more accurate.
Yeah, I know, should have walked but my options were limited at that time on a Saturday night and I'd committed to this now.
So, quick dash to the loo, wee, wash hands, no dry towels - all sopping wet.
To room (flats are fine by the way, clean, comfortable, well looked after, etc
), where Tara is on phone, to confirm price/time etc. I said 30 mins for £50 (which was what it said on Adultwork). "No", she says, "it's £60" - and won't budge.
Tbf, I think she was genuinely surprised, since she has no input herself on the profile, but was adamant it's £60 for basic services. I quickly realised her English was really (genuinely) shit and switched to her language instead - usually the latin girls appreciate this courtesy immensely, but she didn't even bat an eyelid (I'd assumed she's Colombian but she said she's Dominican). This woman has no interpersonal skills at all - just only interested in money for minimum effort.
So her service was consistently poor. You might not like what you do, but at least bloody pretend to!
All the time we're negotiating, she's on the phone.
Which pissed me off.
She was moaning about the price problem, moaning about the maid, moaning about the people who she was working for/with, etc - and simultaneously texting, leaving voicemails, whatsapps, phoning, taking calls from her maid (I think) and talking to me
- in fact, I couldn't work out if she was talking to me, herself or other people!
So, when she'd finally finished and we'd established the punt, £60, 30 mins, basic sex (OWO & facials would have been £20 extra, anal £30, I think, but I was already paying more than I'd budgeted for), I checked my phone and it was 10 minutes since I'd entered. I made a point of telling her the time (10.55pm) and saying (politely, but firmly) it's half an hour from NOW - as far as I was concerned she was phoning/texting on MY time otherwise.
Physically she's pretty much as the photos show - short, very, very curvy (which I like), with firm, fake (I think, wasn't really paying attention) breasts and a really bubbly, firm, meaty arse that sticks out.
All good, especially as she's no spring chicken. But the face... She's not ugly per se, but just so effing miserable that she might as well be.
She stripped off quickly, and I lay on the bed. A few minutes of her rubbing her body on mine. Meh. Got her to lie on her back and gently kissed her tits. She said she didn't like people sucking on them(!), erm ok, so that was a turn off. Kissing was definitely out too.
I needed to get myself in the mood, so I suggested RO. It was ok, no obvious bad smells etc, I think she even enjoyed it a bit.
Who knows. Asked her to sit on my face so I could get a good look at that amazing arse. She looked alarmed - and I had to explain to her 'not with all your weight, you'll snap my bloody neck!".
She looked relieved! Carried on licking in 69 and she bagged me up and started oral on me. Had to tell her to stop sucking and pulling so hard - I thought she was going to yank me out by the root!
Talk about passion killer.
She said I needed to get a move on since we only had half an hour and it was mostly gone now.
My phone was nowhere near the bed so I couldn't check easily. Tbh, I was getting bored and running out of things to interest me, since she had made no real effort whatsoever, so I said let's try doggy. She looked good on all fours like that - did I say her arse was good?
But I struggled to even get it in at all, and thought fuck it, cut my losses and said I'd finish myself off over her cheeks. She perked up at that and whether she wanted to get rid of me or not by that time of night, I don't know, but she was verbally encouraging and I came like a steam train all over her arse cheeks, her back and even hit the bed. Bit pent up, I reckon!
Without moving her body she handed me wet-wipes and asked me to clean her up - and then went straight back onto her phone!!
I cleaned up in the loo, got dressed and checked my phone - it was only 25 minutes into the punt from when I said it should start.
So, short-changed on time as well as sexual experiences and her attitude.
I was about to go, when weirdly she asked me to stay a while longer! What?!
But then I realised she only wanted to ask me where the hell Southampton was and how to get there the next day...
I explained as best I could, then left the flat, with her muttering to herself and her phone about how 'rotten' Birmingham was and how she didn't want to come here again, we're all too poor, and all the girls working out the same apartments means they are all forced to drop their prices, blah blah blah... I don't think she cracked a smile once, the entire time.
Pros: fat juicy arse
Cons: Do I have to repeat myself again?!
Ok, she was pissed off with other people before I even got there and obviously felt out of control of the finances, communications, maid and AW information etc, but that's really not my problem.
Would I see her again? No, not at all.
PS, this is my first review. Apologies if it's a bit long, but there was a lot to say.
Hopefully more to follow. Constructive feedback appreciated.
