Melissa massage Glasgow city. Jan 2019

[Chromedome]

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Not sure if paradox is the right  description , but I thought signing up here would lessen my sometimes crap choices , but I've noticed several reviews of this lady after I had been but before I joined , and on the strength of the other reviews I would probably still have booked.

All booked through text.
30min massage / happy ending.  Paid £50
City centre 5min, was in Town anyway so no car to park.
Melissa cute as , teensy 5foot nowt , looks so sexy. Totie titties and Asstounding Ass.
Bed no table for the massage.Both got naked, did I mention she hASS an ASStounding ASS ?
Massage was SHIT, but I was rock hard and didn't want to cum after only 10min. She is actually good company and fun, switched to reverse massage which she enjoyed and tbh so did I. She then tried to sell the idea of adding extra time to watch her pleasure herself. I joked would she refund extra to watch me to wank over her ?
I went back to being customer and she teased and fondled me to a decent ending.
Overpriced and up herself IMO , wants to enjoy herself and get paid but not really willing to share the fun.
It's kinda like she really is above all this massage and being a service provider nonsense. Massaging her just made me so frustrated , that amazing backside,  she looked so fuckable.
I guess there is that nagging doubt, or forlorn hope...might she "allow " me to go further?
 She should change her name to MelASSa ,but I havnt ever been tempted to go back and try for more.

[Keema]

It took you 5 months to post a negative review?

Your concern for the rest of the forum to avoid poor service is duly noted.

[Clattypats]

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Link isn't working ? Was some time ago but the mobile was
07404 928 609.

Not sure if paradox is the right  description , but I thought signing up here would lessen my sometimes crap choices , but I've noticed several reviews of this lady after I had been but before I joined , and on the strength of the other reviews I would probably still have booked.

All booked through text.
30min massage / happy ending.  Paid £50
City centre 5min, was in Town anyway so no car to park.
Melissa cute as , teensy 5foot nowt , looks so sexy. Totie titties and Asstounding Ass.
Bed no table for the massage.Both got naked, did I mention she hASS an ASStounding ASS ?
Massage was SHIT, but I was rock hard and didn't want to cum after only 10min. She is actually good company and fun, switched to reverse massage which she enjoyed and tbh so did I. She then tried to sell the idea of adding extra time to watch her pleasure herself. I joked would she refund extra to watch me to wank over her ?
I went back to being customer and she teased and fondled me to a decent ending.
Overpriced and up herself IMO, wants to enjoy herself and get paid but not really willing to share the fun.
It's kinda like she really is above all this massage and being a service provider nonsense. Massaging her just made me so frustrated , that amazing backside,  she looked so fuckable.
I guess there is that nagging doubt, or forlorn hope...might she "allow " me to go further?
 She should change her name to MelASSa ,but I havnt ever been tempted to go back and try for more.

So which is it.?...Its all a bit confusing 

[Chromedome]

So which is it.?...Its all a bit confusing 

Certainly is , I agree wholeheartedly.
 Advertising Massage with pretty much no intention of providing it, and as for weighing in with a top up of cash to sit back and watch her masturbate , ie look don't touch , bonkers IMO.

[Chromedome]

It took you 5 months to post a negative review?

Your concern for the rest of the forum to avoid poor service is duly noted.

Reading and comprehension not part of your skill set bud ?
Too quick to want to jump straight in with your wise words.

If it was a simple complaint that it's too late for the retrospective review then I would probably have to agree, so don't worry I won't start reliving my previous years of experiences.

[Prof O lactic]

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noticed several reviews of this lady after I had been but before I joined , and on the strength of the other reviews I would probably still have booked.

Au contraire mon ami , on the strength of those other reviews I was never tempted by this tease of a lady despite her having had positives . You have merely confirmed what I suspected. 

Thanks for your contribution 

[cigano8]

Is she due back or long gone ?

[Clattypats]

Certainly is , I agree wholeheartedly.
 Advertising Massage with pretty much no intention of providing it, and as for weighing in with a top up of cash to sit back and watch her masturbate , ie look don't touch , bonkers IMO.

Sorry  You didn't seem to get the gist of my post.... The big hint was... what I've highlighted in Bold print... Its a bit of a contradiction of terms... 

That was the confusing part, I understood the rest from the review...

[Chromedome]

Bold print... Its a bit of a contradiction of terms... 

That pretty well nails it yes.  Hence the frustration an neg , but that's only my personal opinion of course. 

I don't know how to do double quotes ? But in reply to Prof , again your right an absolute "tease".

[Clattypats]

That pretty well nails it yes.  Hence the frustration an neg , but that's only my personal opinion of course. 

I don't know how to do double quotes ? But in reply to Prof , again your right an absolute "tease".

Well instead of acting like a politician, can you not just answer the question?... Was she good company and fun?... Or... Up her own arse, and didn't share the fun?... If it's the same WG you're r talking about she has a "split personality" in the one booking then...or you have no idea what you're typing

[Keema]

Reading and comprehension not part of your skill set bud ?
Too quick to want to jump straight in with your wise words.

If it was a simple complaint that it's too late for the retrospective review then I would probably have to agree, so don't worry I won't start reliving my previous years of experiences.

Neg reviews are there in part to warn punters, you taking five months meant  a potential risk to others wasting their time. 

[Chromedome]

Was she good company and fun?... Or... Up her own arse, and didn't share the fun?... If it's the same WG you're r talking about she has a "split personality"

I can see where your coming from with your diagnosis and I would definatley bow to your superior knowledge and experience,  I'm certainly no clinical or forensic psychologist.

Personally I'm just a punter who paid £50 for a 30min proper sensual massage and happy ending.  I got the he.

If I wasn't a paying punter and it was a "date" id possibly be tempted to continue the chase as she is good company and is attractive.  Maybe if I'd posted the review at the time I also would have been under her spell and considered the experience a positive.  However looking  back I think it's a game plan from a clever little con artist.
 I don't doubt several have paid for the special show , and likely not to keen to admit it.

Its I my recollection of events of course and may be your experience  will be vastly different . I did wonder at the wisdom of doing a review from so long ago,  but the advice( actually about a different punt ) was that I should really review as it was this year ie 2019 , I can see how people could be irked if I just passed comment when reading other reviews if I hadn't shared my own experience.

[Clattypats]

I can see where your coming from with your diagnosis and I would definatley bow to your superior knowledge and experience,  I'm certainly no clinical or forensic psychologist.

Personally I'm just a punter who paid £50 for a 30min proper sensual massage and happy ending.  I got the he.

If I wasn't a paying punter and it was a "date" id possibly be tempted to continue the chase as she is good company and is attractive.  Maybe if I'd posted the review at the time I also would have been under her spell and considered the experience a positive.  However looking  back I think it's a game plan from a clever little con artist.
 I don't doubt several have paid for the special show , and likely not to keen to admit it.

Its I my recollection of events of course and may be your experience  will be vastly different . I did wonder at the wisdom of doing a review from so long ago,  but the advice( actually about a different punt ) was that I should really review as it was this year ie 2019 , I can see how people could be irked if I just passed comment when reading other reviews if I hadn't shared my own experience.

At no point in any of my posts have I commented on when you should/shouldn't have posted the review, so you can take that up with the other poster...

 I merely asked you about the 2 parts I'd highlighted in bold, and you've now kind of gave an answer but this being a punting site I don't really think personally, that it matters what she would be like on a "date"... But others may differ... 

[Chromedome]

It took you 5 months to post a negative review?

Your concern for the rest of the forum to avoid poor service is duly noted.

Booking in question JANUARY 2019

    Joined UKP              JUNE 15 2019

[Jock D]

Chromedome...I think you've responded to the nitpicking of your review in a mature and assertive manner... keep the reviews coming