Siana Edinburgh

[Tricky Dickie]

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Incall, 1 hour £150

A bit of an odd one this. I had to think hard about the rating.

First off, met Siana for an incall in Edinburgh. Comms were by test and generally good. I got a little confused when I got to the venue which seemed to upset Siana. Here lies my problem. She doesn’t really seem to have the concept of “the customer is always right” worked out. So, I apologised as to why I got confused. She then had a go at me telling me how simple it was. Maybe she thought that was cute. It wasn’t. She could have kept her mouth shut. She didn’t.

Anyway, Siana is a very attractive girl. The pictures on her profile are pretty accurate. She’s a handful in the booty dept if that’s your thing.

However, she seems to work to a script and doesn’t want to deviate. Firstly had a chat and a drink in the living room. I didn’t want one. Hard lines, I got one. Then into the bedroom. She insists on a sort of erotic fingertip massage with oral. I didn’t really want it but again hard lines. It was nice. I just didn’t wasn’t it.

So by now all the “my customers like to do this” was getting on my nerves. We definitely didn’t click which I look for and I’m not sure I’ll go back. Even CIM was a faff. I wanted to snowball which turned into her giving me instructions with hand signals once her mouth was full. Everything had to be how she wants. I only wanted my spunk back in my mouth FFS! We weren’t launching the space shuttle!

So, a negative or neutral review? Yes except that she does a fantastic blowjob. Really, really good. She brought me off just with her mouth, no hands. That’s very rare for me.

So, I didn’t gel with her and since I look for that in a booking I’ll likely not go back. However, I think a punter without that issue will have a great time. Especially if he likes fantastic OWO.

[Clattypats]

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Incall, 1 hour £150

A bit of an odd one this. I had to think hard about the rating.

First off, met Siana for an incall in Edinburgh. Comms were by test and generally good. I got a little confused when I got to the venue which seemed to upset Siana. Here lies my problem. She doesn’t really seem to have the concept of “the customer is always right” worked out. So, I apologised as to why I got confused. She then had a go at me telling me how simple it was. Maybe she thought that was cute. It wasn’t. She could have kept her mouth shut. She didn’t.

Anyway, Siana is a very attractive girl. The pictures on her profile are pretty accurate. She’s a handful in the booty dept if that’s your thing.

However, she seems to work to a script and doesn’t want to deviate. Firstly had a chat and a drink in the living room. I didn’t want one. Hard lines, I got one. Then into the bedroom. She insists on a sort of erotic fingertip massage with oral. I didn’t really want it but again hard lines. It was nice. I just didn’t wasn’t it.

So by now all the “my customers like to do this” was getting on my nerves. We definitely didn’t click which I look for and I’m not sure I’ll go back. Even CIM was a faff. I wanted to snowball which turned into her giving me instructions with hand signals once her mouth was full. Everything had to be how she wants. I only wanted my spunk back in my mouth FFS! We weren't launching the space shuttle!

So, a negative or neutral review? Yes except that she does a fantastic blowjob. Really, really good. She brought me off just with her mouth, no hands. That’s very rare for me.

So, I didn’t gel with her and since I look for that in a booking I’ll likely not go back. However, I think a punter without that issue will have a great time. Especially if he likes fantastic OWO.

Nice review  ... Had a wee chuckle at some of that

Sometimes it is a bit of a dilema with ratings, think you should have went with your own experience though, and not how others "might" find her... You've referenced that in the review anyway...If the BJ swayed it for you right enough, then all good

[weewilly]

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Incall, 1 hour £150

A bit of an odd one this. I had to think hard about the rating.

First off, met Siana for an incall in Edinburgh. Comms were by test and generally good. I got a little confused when I got to the venue which seemed to upset Siana. Here lies my problem. She doesn’t really seem to have the concept of “the customer is always right” worked out. So, I apologised as to why I got confused. She then had a go at me telling me how simple it was. Maybe she thought that was cute. It wasn’t. She could have kept her mouth shut. She didn’t.

Anyway, Siana is a very attractive girl. The pictures on her profile are pretty accurate. She’s a handful in the booty dept if that’s your thing.

However, she seems to work to a script and doesn’t want to deviate. Firstly had a chat and a drink in the living room. I didn’t want one. Hard lines, I got one. Then into the bedroom. She insists on a sort of erotic fingertip massage with oral. I didn’t really want it but again hard lines. It was nice. I just didn’t wasn’t it.

So by now all the “my customers like to do this” was getting on my nerves. We definitely didn’t click which I look for and I’m not sure I’ll go back. Even CIM was a faff. I wanted to snowball which turned into her giving me instructions with hand signals once her mouth was full. Everything had to be how she wants. I only wanted my spunk back in my mouth FFS! We weren’t launching the space shuttle!

So, a negative or neutral review? Yes except that she does a fantastic blowjob. Really, really good. She brought me off just with her mouth, no hands. That’s very rare for me.

So, I didn’t gel with her and since I look for that in a booking I’ll likely not go back. However, I think a punter without that issue will have a great time. Especially if he likes fantastic OWO.

You said enough in that review for me to think of it as a negative. I like to direct and control the pace of my bookings

[Jock D]

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 She doesn’t really seem to have the concept of “the customer is always right” worked out. So, I apologised as to why I got confused. She then had a go at me telling me how simple it was. Maybe she thought that was cute. It wasn’t. She could have kept her mouth shut. She didn’t.

You actually highlight a common problem here...that probably deserves a thread of it's own...far too many hoors act like they are the ones paying for the service...ie selfish and controlling. This would also include many of the ones who actually do get into the punt and get off themselves...they often think you're there just to please them? I think they get away with it because they can...as the majority of guys are just too compliant.

[boredtitss]

Shats the expectation? They do whatever you want? Surely you are paying for a service, and the service is what they offer. You dont go to a play and start rewriting the story cause you paid for it.