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External Link/Members OnlyThe other day I commented under a review saying I wasn't sure whether it was a positive or a neutral experience... Well after this punt I was driving home wondering If i was being too harsh getting the big red negative out. (Mollie of Masquerade by the way has since been retroactively upgraded to positive after this experience).
Comms-
I was browsing available options for the evening as morning options had fallen through. I'd been aware of DC since moving to the area and wanted to give it a try. I texted a number from the website to see if they had availability at the time I wanted (toward the end of their posted evenings session). I was told "of course" which did look an odd response but eh. I ended up booking the timeslot before I'd booked the girl and only ended up confirming with after calling on arrival as was told via text. In hindsight that's a backwards way to book... But nevermind. I knew Willow had 7 positive reviews on here so felt pretty confident I was in for a good time.
Location- DC flat. Near A1, other reviews of this agencies girls are all for the same site and you can pretty much work out where it is. The room was a bit run down, there was a tear in the duvet. Flat also had a water leak but the agency had tweeted about this and it didn't really affect anything.
Services- Why I perhaps feel harsh branding this a negative is that there was nothing "wrong" with the meet. I felt safe, No bait and Switch, No extras, no offer of unsafe services etc.
I arrived and was greeted by willow at the door. No peck, kiss or physical content in greeting. Not even a handshake. Was offered a glass of water and paid for the 30 minutes. (she asked how long I was booked for which made me wonder about the level of communication from the agency). I handed over £80 as I had no access to £10s and was asked if I wanted the £10 back... In the same way I slip my waiter the tip before the meal begins.
Once ready there was no conversation. No introductions, no ten commandments, no what are you looking for. She initiated kissing which a previous reviewer had warned wasn't great. No Dfk just repeated pecks which fine, to be expected or whatever. I was ordered to undress, she wasn't getting involved and not ordered in a fun dommey sort of way. At this point I would comment on her body but I barely got to see it. Definitely a few more pounds than are evident in photos but again that's fine and not really what I was used to. I did see and get to touch her boobs but I wasn't blown away but also knew what to be expected. Didn't get to do much as they were "sensitive". I get boobs can be sensitive but this felt more like excuse than anything else. As for being a stunner well... I guess I don't get it. Yeah she isn't my typical type but given I'd spent all day looking at anything with two x chromosomes with lust, I wouldn't have given her a second look. Plus she had her hair up with was a disappointment as I'm a bit of a hair guy
Oral was covered, something she has moved to with more experience by the looks of things. Would have probably been okay If I was fully hard first. When she first moved to grab a condom I thought "okay grab one so we are prepared when ready" but nope. She fiddled around for a while to dry and cover my warming up cock before starting oral. It was fine. Just fine and didn't do much for me. Wasn't for very long either. As soon as it was possible to get the condom securely on she said she should ride me. Okay, everything had been a bit disappointing so far but this should leave a happy memory of it. A bit of lube applied and off she went. Reverse Cowgirl and it was a good view, probably the thing I will remember. The problems were 1) she was faking which after 20 seconds is not genuine, especially when I'd done nothing for her and she had had to apply lube to get going. 2) Perhaps i should put my tinfoil hat on but she went so hard so early it felt designed to get it over with as soon as possible. I was barely past the second O in "Oooo this feels good" when the bag was full and she stopped. After 15 minutes of the half an hour. Sure cumming too soon is partly my fault but given it hasn't happened in so long and I'm on fucking antidepressants that sometimes makes it hard to cum it didn't feel like my problem.
Babywipe clean up and no indication that the rest of my time was going to be fruitfully used. I could have asked but given how rushed It had felt, it would anything else would have probably been more bad/meh. Not even chat while I got dressed, A token question about where I had been today but she was looking at her phone. I left, No pleasantries at the door and I was half way home by the time my booking should have ended.
To be honest the thing pushing me to a negative rather than neutral is that I didn't feel like anything else than £70 that walked like a man. No chitchat or conversation. Couldn't describe it as GFE because there was no intimacy or pretence that there was anything other than a transaction going on. And fine escort and PSE is an experience too but it wasn't that either because there was no real pleasure involved either. If I'd just stuck some notes through the letterbox I think we would have both left happier. I would definitely not spent £70 on the experience and she wouldn't have had to deal with having sex with me.
Positives- View in reverse cowgirl was good while it lasted.
Negatives- Felt no connection, looks were average, no respect or intimacy, felt rushed, only basic services offered. I left without the shame of paying for sex, just the shame of having wasted money.
Maybe I caught her on a bad day or I was her last john before she could go home? If a positive review means "that was great, I'll see you again", a neutral is "that was okay but Not again", then this is a negative " Never again, pretty crap."
