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Serious question:

What if the New Admin is . . .

West8

????

Well we would know he had plenty of money..
And I’m sure Mustafa could help him out  :lol:
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Yes UKP was under sustained attack by many people who hated the idea of a real punters forum in the early years, there was a piss take forum set up by the dusty phone brigade that was a spectacular failure at hurting UKP. It expanded rapidly and more so under old admin. Vigilance is always needed as you know.

If you think about I wonder how many thousands of punters its helped locate good WGs and avoid bad ones. I view it as the 4th emergency service. :lol: Softlad was also a crucial early member and mod, King Nuts also a mod at one time for a while. Also Phil Atio who I met at LMP parties a number of times but literally disappeared overnight never to post again on here. And of course Steve2 who is still very much about on here I am glad to see who I have also met though some time ago now, top bloke.
I knew I had forgot loads. King Nuts I really liked talking to him in off topic. I'm not in his areas so can't really discuss girls. Softlad I think has seen some girls I've seen, hilarious reviews as well. Steve2 loads of really useful advice. Phil Atio I know the name, but I've never talked to to my knowledge.

The vitriol towards this site really was shocking, but for those that can't remember many of the "dusty phone brigade" thought they were above advertising on adult work.  :lol:

It's hard to say how many it's helped. I've avoided wasting my time and money a few times based in reviews (so glad I avoided Keisha Kane) and even avoided a few scammers.

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I knew I had forgot loads. King Nuts I really liked talking to him in off topic. I'm not in his areas so can't really discuss girls. Softlad I think has seen some girls I've seen, hilarious reviews as well. Steve2 loads of really useful advice. Phil Atio I know the name, but I've never talked to to my knowledge.

The vitriol towards this site really was shocking, but for those that can't remember many of the "dusty phone brigade" thought they were above advertising on adult work.  :lol:

It's hard to say how many it's helped. I've avoided wasting my time and money a few times based in reviews (so glad I avoided Keisha Kane) and even avoided a few scammers.

Another thing I forgot to add about Steve is he has been by far the punter on here who has steered me in the direction of good WGs, which I thank him for, :thumbsup: luckily I know a number of punters not on here who have done the same, some punters I met first at sex parties.

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Well we would know he had plenty of money..
And I’m sure Mustafa could help him out  :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep - banning fluffies on his lap top in the jacuzzi in the back of his open top Lambo outside Harrods whilst licking champagne of the breasts of two honeys.

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Well we would know he had plenty of money..
And I’m sure Mustafa could help him out  :lol:

If I were NewAdmin, the first thing I'd do is un-ban him and ask him to come back - he was comedy gold.

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If I were NewAdmin, the first thing I'd do is un-ban him and ask him to come back - he was comedy gold.

The strange thing is as far as I know, from talking to an Escort, he was actually genuine. Lived by Marble Arch.
She was having problems with a stalker and he had some fellas have a chat to him.

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The strange thing is as far as I know, from talking to an Escort, he was actually genuine. Lived by Marble Arch.
She was having problems with a stalker and he had some fellas have a chat to him.

I had a few run-ins with him (on my old profile, which was changed after I was outed by a WG) but I actually thought he was genuine too. I think the problem was that he appeared out of nowhere, caused a huge firestorm with his outrageous review style, wasn't one for backing down, and as a result was a little too much for people's tastes (he then, from memory, had an issue with a WG he got involved in that caused him to get banned). Still, he was hilarious. I totally imagined him looking like the white 'huggy bear' from Starsky & Hutch.

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I had a few run-ins with him (on my old profile, which was changed after I was outed by a WG) but I actually thought he was genuine too. I think the problem was that he appeared out of nowhere, caused a huge firestorm with his outrageous review style, wasn't one for backing down, and as a result was a little too much for people's tastes (he then, from memory, had an issue with a WG he got involved in that caused him to get banned). Still, he was hilarious. I totally imagined him looking like the white 'huggy bear' from Starsky & Hutch.

Yes he was always good for entertainment.
But as far as I am aware was just like he posted..

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Yes he was always good for entertainment.
But as far as I am aware was just like he posted..

You never think they are going to be real. But if he was, fair play. Sounded like a right character. The fact that he actually had some 'boys' take care of a troublesome punter - jeeez - it actually fits with the character. He was like the Jimi Hendrix of punting reviews - died on here too young  :lol:

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You never think they are going to be real. But if he was, fair play. Sounded like a right character. The fact that he actually had some 'boys' take care of a troublesome punter - jeeez - it actually fits with the character. He was like the Jimi Hendrix of punting reviews - died on here too young  :lol:

Yes that is true, but I’m sure he is still out there somewhere, Mustafa driving him around having fun..

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Yes that is true, but I’m sure he is still out there somewhere, Mustafa driving him around having fun..

I mean . . . just the title of this review  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Alicia345, London Gangland – Adultwork Notes, UK Punting and The Police. Yikes!"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49775.0

Kept me entertained for hours . . . coupled with everyone piling in on him for it and him arguing. Good times.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I mean . . . just the title of this review  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Alicia345, London Gangland – Adultwork Notes, UK Punting and The Police. Yikes!"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49775.0

Kept me entertained for hours . . . coupled with everyone piling in on him for it and him arguing. Good times.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

To be honest it wasn’t until a few years later that a couple of escorts told me he was for real that I could well believe his posts.

We are a sceptical lot on here and unfortunately just don’t trust people enough sometimes.

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It’s easy to pick one or two things that people have said and use it to try to put them down.
To be honest if it’s wasn’t for the founders of the site we wouldn’t have a fantastic resource like this.

Yes they all bickered made mistakes, but to be honest I am sure we can find silly things people have said on here in the past. What frustrates me is that there is a core of people who continually bring up the same criticisms even though it happened years ago.

Yes things move on but I do have a lot of respect for the people who have made this site what it is today.

Stop looking back at the past and move forward on how we continue the legacy and make this site even better.

But this is just my opinion, what do I know??

Well said. Hard to disagree with a single word of this. Including, to expand on one of the minor points raised:

As a newer member (just shy of 2 years only) I have noticed that once started down that road several of the threads can tend to regurgitate some of the same old tales (This one about JRC's ill judged financial advise to a WG, the Ban James999 debate, the unhinged Marty McFly episodes, etc) . Reminds me of those occasions when you are down the pub with some old mates, and for whatever reason the conversation goes dry so someone starts in with the "do you remember when..." reminiscent conversations.

Sometimes I find it a bit repetitive. However, it does still serve purpose. The newest members won't have heard those tales from the bygone days of UKP. Like me, when they first hear mention of them they'll probably hunt down the original thread and find them hilarious, or a the very least informative. If they don't get repeated occasionally those lessons would disappear as the older threads get buried under the newest ones. In some ways, that repetitive element is like a digital oral tradition (excuse the pun).

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To be honest it wasn’t until a few years later that a couple of escorts told me he was for real that I could well believe his posts.

We are a sceptical lot on here and unfortunately just don’t trust people enough sometimes.

On that basis. I'm gonna contact New Admin to see if he is worthy of being unblocked.  :unknown:

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On that basis. I'm gonna contact New Admin to see if he is worthy of being unblocked.  :unknown:
I cant for the life of me remember why he was banned, but I’m sure it must have been a good reason.

OldAdmin was in my opinion was good and fair with banning people. So it was probably a meltdown, so not sure if previously banned members should be given an amnesty just because they were real..

Even just for entertainment value..
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I cant for the life of me remember why he was banned, but I’m sure it must have been a good reason.

OldAdmin was in my opinion quite good and fair with banning people. So it was probably a meltdown, so not sure if previously banned members should be given an amnesty just because they were real..

I don't remember either. But if he was genuine, he's surely worthy of a second look after serving a few years  :lol:. I've sent the email. Just a neutral request for a second look. Not lobbying for it. He would probably never try to log-in again after this amount of time anyway. But if he were considered for clemency and did log-in again, it might be to good hear his (and Mustafa's) take on the latest crop of WGs  :unknown:
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I don't remember either. But if he was genuine, he's surely worthy of a second look after serving a few years  :lol:. I've sent the email. Just a neutral request for a second look. Not lobbying for it. He would probably never try to log-in again after this amount of time anyway. But if he were considered for clemency and did log-in again, it might be to good hear his (and Mustafa's) take on the latest crop of WGs  :unknown:

I am think your being a little naive, if you think he hasn’t managed to get a new account on here and just adjusted his posting style.
But who knows who anyone really is on here.
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I am think your being a little naive, if you think he hasn’t managed to get a new account on here and just adjusted his posting style.

Mate, I honestly have no idea - I wouldn't have thought you could hide that schtick for long - but you could be right  :unknown:

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I mean . . . just the title of this review  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Alicia345, London Gangland – Adultwork Notes, UK Punting and The Police. Yikes!"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49775.0

Kept me entertained for hours . . . coupled with everyone piling in on him for it and him arguing. Good times.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers, for sharing that. Only part way through but hilarious reading.  :lol:

So mental it just has to be genuine. Some people are just drama magnets.

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Mate, I honestly have no idea - I wouldn't have thought you could hide that schtick for long - but you could be right  :unknown:

All I know is he hasn’t seen a regular SP of his, for a few years as he was going to work abroad.
So who really knows what true..

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Cheers, for sharing that. Only part way through but hilarious reading.  :lol:

So mental it just has to be genuine. Some people are just drama magnets.

Yes mate - he was a couple of years before your time on here, but for a few months it was both hilarious and challenging. Those who were around at that time will definitely remember it.   :lol:
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All I know is he hasn’t seen a regular SP of his, for a few years as he was going to work abroad.
So who really knows what true..

Ah. Maybe he's no longer the Don of W8 then. So did he actually tell the WGs who he was on here then? Bit risky, no  :scare: In keeping with the character, I guess.

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Cheers, for sharing that. Only part way through but hilarious reading.  :lol:

So mental it just has to be genuine. Some people are just drama magnets.
I must admit when I joined originally I was in Awe of some of the things that was being posted on here and wanted to try it all.

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Serious question:

What if the New Admin is . . .

West8

????

Or what if "Up the Manor" is actually Up the MANGO (KT in disguise)

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Or what if "Up the Manor" is actually Up the MANGO (KT in disguise)

Fuck.. does that mean we all have to wear Adidas track suits, splash on our Kouros and ask for a kiss test...

Offline winkywanky

It seems strange that you don’t remember a thread you posted on??

Maybe you didn’t read it all??

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10732.100

Seems strange that I don't remember the fine nuances of a thread from SIX years ago? I didn't read any of it to be honest, I posted from memory :rolleyes:.

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Fuck.. does that mean we all have to wear Adidas track suits, splash on our Kouros and ask for a kiss test...
KT is exclusively a punter- cant believe he would be interested in running things :hi:

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Not to mince words, I thought JRC was a bullying obnoxious twat and I believe the forum benefits from his absence.
He may well have been a key character during the formative years of the forum, but in latter years he was just destructive, creating argument where there was no need. Good riddance.

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I think the Sofia one could have been the Romanian "Seller of the Cunt" (or whatever the PC brigade change it to) who made up some story about being attacked by chavs, saying they attacked her with punnets of strawberries   :sarcastic:

Cherry tomatoes. Christ if you can’t remember that after the number of times you brought it up, I would question the credibility of all your reviews

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James is not funny: he’s witty. But that isn’t why he’s here. He chases fluffies and fakes with a fair degree of accuracy , and IMO that’s why he hasn’t been banned (in spite of no reviews). Lurtz was possibly the funniest member ever but I don’t think the board was fluffy enough for his liking. Supporting the ethos of the site is the critical factor, not being a ‘nice chap’ or the funniest guy in the room.

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Bangers and Gash is quite whitty as well.  :hi: 
Not seen him for a while either

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This forum is great.
Indeed it is. It's more than a forum too, for a lot of us that's been here a few years and enjoyed posting etc, it's a place where we meet up with our punting buddies to have the craic and share our tales.

It's our boozer where we stand at the bar and talking about birds, boobs, botties and bundles of cash  :lol:

Long may it continue, I'd miss all the info and banter immensely if ukp went.

Keep up the good work new team, we appreciate it  :thumbsup:

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James is not funny: he’s witty. But that isn’t why he’s here. He chases fluffies and fakes with a fair degree of accuracy , and IMO that’s why he hasn’t been banned (in spite of no reviews). Lurtz was possibly the funniest member ever but I don’t think the board was fluffy enough for his liking. Supporting the ethos of the site is the critical factor, not being a ‘nice chap’ or the funniest guy in the room.

I seem to recall reading somewhere on here that there were under the previous ownership at least, certain members who did not appear to review but may review under another username, for reasons approved by OldAdmin. Is it not feasible that this applies to James999 - which would explain the very long forum life of a seeming leech?  :unknown:

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It's our boozer where we stand at the bar and talking about birds, boobs, botties and bundles of cash  :lol:


Speaking of bundles of cash, it's your round......

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Indeed it is. It's more than a forum too, for a lot of us that's been here a few years and enjoyed posting etc, it's a place where we meet up with our punting buddies to have the craic and share our tales.

It's our boozer where we stand at the bar and talking about birds, boobs, botties and bundles of cash  :lol:

Long may it continue, I'd miss all the info and banter immensely if ukp went.

Keep up the good work new team, we appreciate it  :thumbsup:
Nice put Cueball :hi:

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I seem to recall reading somewhere on here that there were under the previous ownership at least, certain members who did not appear to review but may review under another username, for reasons approved by OldAdmin. Is it not feasible that this applies to James999 - which would explain the very long forum life of a seeming leech?  :unknown:
I read that too  :drinks:

I like Cueball but not his old craik buddy virtualwaster but hopefully that's all in the past.

Are we doomed?

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I seem to recall reading somewhere on here that there were under the previous ownership at least, certain members who did not appear to review but may review under another username, for reasons approved by OldAdmin. Is it not feasible that this applies to James999 - which would explain the very long forum life of a seeming leech?  :unknown:

He’s definitely not me.  :drinks:

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Lurtz was possibly the funniest member ever but I don’t think the board was fluffy enough for his liking.

He was a good fellow, funny as all heck, and civilised too.

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He was a good fellow, funny as all heck, and civilised too.

I agree he was but he wanted James banned for being a bad influence on UKP but he won the vote by two thirds to keep him if I recall correctly including a vote off me. Lurtz fucked off with warnings of James damaging UKP, history has so far proved him wrong as UKP very rapidly grew after his warning.

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I seem to recall reading somewhere on here that there were under the previous ownership at least, certain members who did not appear to review but may review under another username, for reasons approved by OldAdmin. Is it not feasible that this applies to James999 - which would explain the very long forum life of a seeming leech?  :unknown:

Old admin did indeed post this so anyone could of had a second reviewing only account and only old admin and the punter would know about it. No idea whats happening on that with Head1. So for all anyone who isn't admin would know James COULD of been posting reviews on here for a long time using a second account, I have no idea if he has been doing so or not.

The reason James had a long forum life, just a short while longer than me is he helped rid this forum of countless scumbags for years and still does.

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I seem to recall reading somewhere on here that there were under the previous ownership at least, certain members who did not appear to review but may review under another username, for reasons approved by OldAdmin. Is it not feasible that this applies to James999 - which would explain the very long forum life of a seeming leech?  :unknown:

Damn, finally busted. It was doing my head in on off topic all that time outing JRC as a raging hypocrite with my two identities - sometimes I'd even slip up horrendously but nobody noticed. I'm glad the truth is finally out!

And, yes, I am just kidding.

Or am I?

Yes, I definitely am. Almost certainly anyway. Well 51.9%/48.1% perhaps.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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It's our boozer where we stand at the bar and talking about birds, boobs, botties and bundles of cash  :lol:

True, but since the demise of Off Topic this is all we could discuss. So not so much a boozer more a parlour waiting room.

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Damn, finally busted. It was doing my head in on off topic all that time outing JRC as a raging hypocrite with my two identities - sometimes I'd even slip up horrendously but nobody noticed. I'm glad the truth is finally out!

And, yes, I am just kidding.

Or am I?

Yes, I definitely am. Almost certainly anyway. Well 51.9%/48.1% perhaps.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:



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Old admin did indeed post this so anyone could of had a second reviewing only account and only old admin and the punter would know about it. No idea whats happening on that with Head1. So for all anyone who isn't admin would know James COULD of been posting reviews on here for a long time using a second account, I have no idea if he has been doing so or not.

The reason James had a long forum life, just a short while longer than me is he helped rid this forum of countless scumbags for years and still does.

James claimed to have something like 25k posts which suggests he does have a second account.

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James claimed to have something like 25k posts which suggests he does have a second account.

You're probably getting confused with the fact that OldAdmin sometimes changed what posts got counted. My, sorry, James' post count :cool: went down a few times..

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James claimed to have something like 25k posts which suggests he does have a second account.

When offtopic went didn't that affect post count?

I went down from 1257 to 1256

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When offtopic went didn't that affect post count?

I went down from 1257 to 1256
Off topic posts weren't included in the post count

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Off topic posts weren't included in the post count

Where the fuck did i lose that post then?

It was probably the most profound and meaningful thing i ever posted and now it's gone  :(