What’s left on your bucket list to tick off

[webpunter]

 
  very good
You could take it to Halfords as they do puncture repairs
Just trying to help

I bought a cheap 2nd hand blow up doll on ebay, but I had to empty it out before using it.
Unfortunately it kept going down on me.

[Analist]

After a career in debauchery, I don't have a bucket list. Have done everything I've wanted to and most of the stuff others have mentioned.
I've yet to try DAP - regular DP and DVP multiple times. DAP just feels more effort than it's worth but if the opportunity presented itself I'd be up for it.

[Topgun1]

A 3 sum with Swedish twins. 😁

[Thephoenix]

A 3 sum with Swedish twins. 😁

Good luck!


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[webpunter]

 
Only a little bit a botox 
You'd have to exhume the bodies first, as they both copped it from the virus
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Good luck!


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[Topgun1]

Good luck!


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I did walk into that one.

Nope, not 2 male and french twins. Certainly not one’s who are dead either! 😬

I was thinking more along these lines…

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[king tarzan]

4some lesbian tongues mango galore

Hopefully one day🙏🙏🙏🙏

[webpunter]

Hows about the Bieri sisters ?

Edit: will wazz em onto the 'wish they were escorts' thread

I did walk into that one.

Nope, not 2 male and french twins. Certainly not one’s who are dead either! 😬

I was thinking more along these lines…

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[Thephoenix]

Hows about the Bieri sisters ?

Edit: will wazz em onto the 'wish they were escorts' thread

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Oh I say!!! Ding dong!

[Topgun1]

Hows about the Bieri sisters ?

Edit: will wazz em onto the 'wish they were escorts' thread

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They’re a bit hench for my liking but, I wouldn’t say no!

[webpunter]

Scarily fit
Reck they could keep going in proper CG feet on bed way longer than i would ever last
Heart attack inducing stuff, but what a way to go

[Topgun1]

Scarily fit
Reck they could keep going in proper CG feet on bed way longer than i would ever last
Heart attack inducing stuff, but what a way to go

I’ve had some good ‘squat fucks’ in my life. But, I imagine these 2 have some serious stamina. 1 would be enough… 2 would be overkill lol! Especially, if they took turns on your cock.

[webpunter]

As for these sisters
1 of em daunting
2 of em frightening

#metoo on SFs, fortunately
A couple of civvies back in the day
And a couple of SPs who were ace at this
The best was Valentina, ex Ego & HOD [+ a few other places]
SF ability is a very rare talent, easier to find rockin horse 💩

Pretty sure i started a thread on SPs able to perform 'proper' cowgirl / similar - CBA to look
Think i'll start a new threat 'SFs' if OK with you & see what intel can be arrived at

I’ve had some good ‘squat fucks’ in my life. But, I imagine these 2 have some serious stamina. 1 would be enough… 2 would be overkill lol! Especially, if they took turns on your cock.

[Topgun1]

Think i'll start a new threat 'SFs' if OK with you & see what intel can be arrived at

By all means go ahead. Or maybe start a thread that covers complex positions which involve fitness?

For e.g. don’t know if you’ve heard of the Wheelbarrow Position?

It’s insanely hard to maintain. Especially, for the girl.

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[notcalledchris]

By all means go ahead. Or maybe start a thread that covers complex positions which involve fitness?

For e.g. don’t know if you’ve heard of the Wheelbarrow Position?

It’s insanely hard to maintain. Especially, for the girl.

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Lexy Pandora in Cardiff is the only one ive ever Wheelbarrowed to completion. 

[webpunter]

 
On a paid for session i prefer to lie back, enjoy the visuals & sensations like in SF
I reference paid for, as with a civvy where time is relatively unlimited can have some fun doing all sorts of different stuff
Like the position you reference, fun for a short while before both people getting knackered
I'll stick to the SF position on thread, trying to keep discussion going in one direction / focus

By all means go ahead. Or maybe start a thread that covers complex positions which involve fitness?

For e.g. don’t know if you’ve heard of the Wheelbarrow Position?

It’s insanely hard to maintain. Especially, for the girl.

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Lexy Pandora in Cardiff is the only one ive ever Wheelbarrowed to completion.

Faceinating! do wellie boots add to the overall experence would you say;?...

[webpunter]

We should ask UKPers from the wrong side of the severn bridge
They usually have wellies to hand
To stick the sheeps back legs into, to stop them running away
 

Faceinating! do wellie boots add to the overall experence would you say;?...

[hendrix]

Would still like to get a TS involved in a multi girl punt, but very difficult to find one that's up for it.

[webpunter]

Might be easier to get two * TS to make it a MGP
There'll then be the option of ticking off spit-roast at the same time
Multi-tasking as it were
Just tryin to help a fellow UKP'er 

Would still like to get a TS involved in a multi girl punt, but very difficult to find one that's up for it.

[hendrix]

Might be easier to get two * TS to make it a MGP
There'll then be the option of ticking off spit-roast at the same time
Multi-tasking as it were
Just tryin to help a fellow UKP'er 

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[webpunter]

My pleasure 
You could even be the filling [literally] in a TS sandwich
 

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[Home Alone]

It's her brother, and they will have had sex, but she (Signy) had already been serially raped by the man to whom her father sold her, so no virgin. Her brother rescued her, killed her "husband" and they then became lovers, but they soon burned to death in a fire.

Just your usual Norwegian folk tale: rape, murder, incest, horrible death; all the good stuff. Something to tell the kiddies during those long dark nights.

Laugh a minute stuff, then!    

Thanks for the explanation.

[Southendlothario]

2 for me, one is to take part in an orgy/gang bang. The other is to  taste the pussy of a black woman and fuck her too

[Tmor25]

I’ve ticked most things off my list but two that I am really keen to do are:

Fuck a girl whilst being fucked by a guy or a TS

Fuck an Arab girl wearing a burka

Unfortunately they seem to be hard to find without breaking the bank.

[theaccountant]

If there was one thing that I wanted to explore deeper, bondage/BSDM.

I had an experience with a WG a number of years ago. Booked for the hour and things were going well, then she told me to stick around for a bit. Opened her wardrobe and there is all this bondage gear in plain sight. Having never done anything like this before, I was a bit scared and excited at the same time. But, she explained to be me that she wanted me to use the gear on HER!!!

She did explain to me what her limits were, when to go hard and when to go HARDER!! Learnt a lot from that experience and have always wanted to explore that deeper.

[Dock]

The only thing left for me is a Duo, other than that i've struck off everything else i wanted to do

[Cum_again]

Fuck a hot Indian girl who isn’t totally vanilla service (only fucked one Indian and she was utterly grim)
Fuck an ultra petite girl
Fuck a heavily pregnant lactating girl
MFF where they puke on each other (Miss KDD retiring has harmed this one)
Sex club (never done anything in public before)
Anal fist a girl

Just vanilla stuff really lol.

I’ve done so much, but there’s always dirtier stuff you can try

[webpunter]

More importantly will she have a gold chain round her waist ?
Indian fit civvy, gold chain ✅ + a teeny weeny gold padlock to boot

Edit:
Nearly forgot
Thinking bout it two, one civvy [as above] & one seriously hot massage burd in Dubai
No chain on the latter but no extra AED either for FS

Fuck a hot Indian girl

[Dr Talueng]

I have always wanted to try an SP who can really do some dirty talk. For this to happen it really needs an SP who has English as their natural language - doesn't have to be a Brit - USA, Canada, Aussie, Kiwi will do. I had too many bad experiences with Europeans who's idea of 'dirty talk' is to simply repeat 'faaark my pussay' again and again!
I used to know a Kiwi about 20 years ago who (shall we say) 'indulged in extra-curicular activities' but wasn't an SP in the truest sense of the word. She was quite vocal and could swear like a docker, but she's long gone now.

Anyone want suggest anybody?

[Home Alone]

I have always wanted to try an SP who can really do some dirty talk. For this to happen it really needs an SP who has English as their natural language - doesn't have to be a Brit - USA, Canada, Aussie, Kiwi will do. I had too many bad experiences with Europeans who's idea of 'dirty talk' is to simply repeat 'faaark my pussay' again and again!
I used to know a Kiwi about 20 years ago who (shall we say) 'indulged in extra-curicular activities' but wasn't an SP in the truest sense of the word. She was quite vocal and could swear like a docker, but she's long gone now.

Anyone want suggest anybody?

Not me, Dr. T. But I'd like to add my name to a - what may be a short - list. When I was in my early days as a punter, it seemed to be relatively easy to find SPs with mucky mouths at various points along, or just off, the M62.

Now they seem rarer than hen's teeth, more's the pity.

[Punterperson1971]

I have always wanted to try an SP who can really do some dirty talk. For this to happen it really needs an SP who has English as their natural language - doesn't have to be a Brit - USA, Canada, Aussie, Kiwi will do. I had too many bad experiences with Europeans who's idea of 'dirty talk' is to simply repeat 'faaark my pussay' again and again!
I used to know a Kiwi about 20 years ago who (shall we say) 'indulged in extra-curicular activities' but wasn't an SP in the truest sense of the word. She was quite vocal and could swear like a docker, but she's long gone now.

Anyone want suggest anybody?

It’s a turn on for me when they get right into right I’ve had
Fuck me in the arse
Fill my arse with spunk
Pound my Pussy
I’m cumming
Oh my god anal for breakfast
All obviously with a condom on and with sane wg

[webpunter]

A [naturally] curly haired SP
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Nowt on here AFAIAA
Looks fit

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[george r]

3some with 2 black girls, also WS and a levels with a black girl.

[Home Alone]

(As I say to the SPs I see,) "I've only got a little one." !! And in alphabetical order it is:

A memorable Anal experience; (not the easiest position for me because of my wonky legs)

Parties; (I've been encouraged by some of the comments on here about their 'etiquette', and have discovered that there's at least one within my travelling distance)

PSE; (Again, there's at least one working within my travelling distance. And she's not too expensive! )

Redheads. (To remind me - as if I could forget! - of the Redhead the young naïve virgin who was Home Alone 50-odd years ago lusted after, but never had. She was a real "Sliding Doors" moment for me.)

[JontyR]

A memorable Anal experience; (not the easiest position for me because of my wonky legs)

Find a proper anal queen and she'll be used to taking it up her fundament in numerous different ways.

[Home Alone]

Find a proper anal queen and she'll be used to taking it up her fundament in numerous different ways.

Thanks for that, Jonty. I've located one whose AW Profile looks like she's a very experienced Anal practitioner.

Good news; she's about 20 miles away from where I live; so nice & anonymous locally.
Bad news; she's less than 2 miles from where two different friends - each of whom I've known at least 50 years - live. And I fear that part of Sod's Law that says if I turn up by public transport - I haven't driven since I took early retirement 15 years ago - in the small town where they all live, I'll bump into one or other of them.

So I guess I'm just going to have to bite the bullet; explain my situation to her and ask for her actual address when I make the booking so that I can get a taxi from her local railway station.

And if the taxi driver asks if I'm going for a shag in the back entry, I'll just have to put up with that.

[post impressionist]

Bad news; she's less than 2 miles from where two different friends - each of whom I've known at least 50 years - live. And I fear that part of Sod's Law that says if I turn up by public transport - I haven't driven since I took early retirement 15 years ago - in the small town where they all live, I'll bump into one or other of them.

If you see either of them just tell them that you're looking at something from eBay/Facebook Marketplace to see if you want to buy it.  Anything that's plausible to you.  If you're leaving and they see you, it wasn't what you wanted.

[Home Alone]

Sounds like you know me too well, @post impressionist!

That's a scarily good suggestion!

[mrkandmrsk]

I like to snort a few lines of coke from a young gorgeous escort and her do them off my cock.
Heavily pregnant escort
Midget or very petite escort
A Brazilian/Latino TS
A proper Latex model (I tried to book with Latex Lucy years ago but it got cancelled and she retired before we could rearrange)

[JontyR]

Sounds like you know me too well, @post impressionist!

That's a scarily good suggestion!

Just be careful you don't slip up in your post fuck euphoria.

"Hello! What are you doing around here?"

"Oh I saw a vase on the internet but it was quite pricey and the lady said I could look at it before buying."

"Ah right. Did you buy it?"

"No, but I did give her £140 and fuck her up the arse.....oops!"

[norwichfunseeker]

quality .

there has to be a joke about getting your Mings and Rings mixed up there!

[brook899]

Hardly done anything on my bucket list but top ones from the lists are:

- a overnight MFF session
- fuck a girl who likes it rough/proper submissive
- fuck my favourite porn star (Angela White/ Ava Adams/ or Adrianna Chechick)
- being squirt over by a group of girls
- watersports on a girl
- Anal
- Gangbang/Orgy

[Southendlothario]

One thats "left"?
A black woman, who is into it, or doesnt have the "get on with it will you" attitude.... not had chance of one with decent reviews (or chamce to punt at all lately) but find black women very attractive, want to taste and smell a balck pussy lol. If am going to have a browse through x hamster, very often find myself wanking myself off to white guys fucking black women

[bbwandy72]

- fuck my favourite porn star (Angela White/ Ava Adams/ or Adrianna Chechick)

Nearly all of your favourite porn stars will be available, and it's just a case of paying the money (which is often a lot). I've found them to be a mixed bag - but that's just like any other regular escort really. Some are absolutely fantastic and live up to the fantasy in every way. Others are a disappointment and a waste of money. Angela appears to be an exception to the rule and unless she keeps it very quiet, she genuinely doesn't escort. Both Ava and Adrianna are available though. If it's on your bucket list then start saving, pay the money and enjoy the booking.

[bm_99]

def a mff threesome and maybe recieve some squirting, no piss though

[Home Alone]

Just be careful you don't slip up in your post fuck euphoria.

"Hello! What are you doing around here?"

"Oh I saw a vase on the internet but it was quite pricey and the lady said I could look at it before buying."

"Ah right. Did you buy it?"

"No, but I did give her £140 and fuck her up the arse.....oops!"

    

[webpunter]

 
PFE is a condition which can creep up on you
Symptoms can include:

• driving at above the speed limit triggering cameras when no explanation as to why you are wherever it is
• if you have an OH arriving home humming Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah ....

Great care needs to be taken to nip PFE in the bud soon as any signs of it

Just be careful you don't slip up in your post fuck euphoria.

"Hello! What are you doing around here?"

"Oh I saw a vase on the internet but it was quite pricey and the lady said I could look at it before buying."

"Ah right. Did you buy it?"

"No, but I did give her £140 and fuck her up the arse.....oops!"

[jimbobted]

Not much left for me:
Gangbang
Fuck a girl whilst she's in a sex swing/suspended from a spreader bar
Snowballing. Girls have agreed to do it but I've always decided not to in the moment.

Something I keep doing but keep telling myself not to do it again - going down on a WG. I always seem to get a horrendous throat/mouth infection every time. Must. Stop. Eating. Whore. Pussy.

[Punterperson1971]

Not much left for me:
Gangbang
Fuck a girl whilst she's in a sex swing/suspended from a spreader bar
Snowballing. Girls have agreed to do it but I've always decided not to in the moment.

Something I keep doing but keep telling myself not to do it again - going down on a WG. I always seem to get a horrendous throat/mouth infection every time. Must. Stop. Eating. Whore. Pussy.

Done the sex swing,and also one of those egg shaped chairs that are suspended from ceiling as well that one was last moth and month before.