I was a bit surprised to find that in the over 3 years that this thread's been going, I'd never actually answered the question!
Since the OP was posted, I've actually had a satisfactory MFF - in my early punting days (2005) I'd been ripped off by two girls who worked in the now-closed Arabesque in Bury who were offering MFFs from a private flat on their days off the Parlour's rota - but I still have one or two items on a fairly vanilla 'bucket list'.
I went to see a Porn star some years ago; but I was a bit late arriving at her flat and it turned out that, although I'd travelled about 35 miles to see her, she - said she - lived less than 10 miles away from where I lived in those days. Because she felt a bit sorry for me - I was in my late-60s at the time & mobility‐impaired - I had possibly the world's most vanilla 'PSE'!
So before I shuffle off this mortal coil, I'd like a proper PSE with a lass who's actually appeared in a porn film. And around the same time as I saw the two lasses I mentioned in the first paragraph, I also saw the infamous Chelsea in a Parlour near Manchester United's football ground. Which means that, although my hand up disappeared up to my wrist in the cavern which was the infamous one's cunt, I don't remember having any anal experience with her or any other SP.
If I'd written this, say, three months ago, I'd have thought that because of my infirmities, my bucket list might have to be left unfulfilled. In recent times, however, I've been feeling a bit better; and I still have some Cialis in my punting sponge-bag so, certainly at the moment, it's never say, "never" to making at least some additions to my punting 'bucket list'!
