MazUltimateGFE - 1hr Incall - Nottingham

[Imperia]

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Hey guys, I have only just discovered this site a few days ago, but boy had I wished to before so I could have avoided this calamity of a meet which took place a few weeks ago. I am also new to the punting game, so I at least will take this as a learning experience. Whilst I most likely will not get back any money, I at least can describe in great detail why anyone who is interested in seeing Maz, should not, and therefore avoid my negative experience. If at least one person who was going to see her was put off by this review, I will be happy, both by saving someone the time and money, and by costing Maz some business. This will be somewhat long, but a Short Version is also below. This is my first post and review, so please feel free to give criticism and advice, both about the format of writing reviews and about escorts in general.

Short Version:

Made a one hour incall booking for 1pm (£120), she didn't arrive till 2 and let me in at about 2:15 after about an hour of walking around (I don't own a car). We then somehow spent 3 hours doing only 30 mins of a service (consisting of DFK and oral both ways, to completion and CIM on my half which was actually great), by which I declined her offer to complete the rest of the time in favour of a refund. She explained that her friend (who was there earlier) has the money and that she has since left. She then offers to refund me either online or in person another week. I just want to leave and agree. After texting afterwards, it seems that I will not get a partial refund. Oh well.

Long Version

The Build-up

So being new to the punting game (I had only seen 2 escorts before hand, both of the larger variety) I wanted to see someone skinny. Maz looked quite good on her profile, the rate didn't seem too bad, and travel to her location was fine. I think we arranged via text to meet at 1pm a few days in advance but I have since deleted the texts from her old number from my phone so I can't be 100% sure.

On the day, I texted her that I was getting the bus to her's from the city center and that I was running a bit late. No response. I get to her area at about 1:05, and try to ring her. No response. I walk around some steep hills for about 20 minutes, before she rings me on a different number saying that she just got home, and she is getting ready. Maybe another 10-15 minutes she says adding that 'she is worth the wait'. Unless you have some sort of time-machine dildo I can use, I doubt it. She tells me the house number, but not to come inside. Another 30 minutes, and I am still walking around (I don't own a car). Finally, at about 2 she rings me and decides to let me at least wait inside. I get inside and see her for the first time. As for what she looks like, picture Kate Moss. Now throw that picture out the window. Physically, she looks like her pictures, but rougher, if you know what I mean. We go upstairs and I joke 'that's my cardio done for the day'. She laughs. She takes me to her bedroom and tells me to hand over the cash. I do (£120 for an hour) and she goes off to get ready. She then spent about 20-30 minutes 'getting ready' *sniff sniff*, before finally entering the bedroom.

The Services

We do about 15 mins of foreplay (DFK and dry-humping) before she excuses herself for about another 20-30 mins. After returning, we give each other oral (surprisingly good on her part), and I came a bit too quickly. Not going to lie, but she was great at sucking dick. A bit of snuggling, and she was off again, this time for about an hour or so. I check downstairs and she isn't there. I ring her and she says that she had to deal with something and that she will be back soon. When she finally does get back, she offers to complete her service, but I've been there for almost 4 hours (its 5pm) and only had half of my 1 hour service. I am not in a mood to stay til sunset and propose a partial refund. She explains that her friend (who she made clear was there earlier for protection) has the money and has since left. She promises to give the refund either in person another week, or online. I just by this point just want to leave as soon as possible and agree. I leave, partially angry from being ripped off and partly laughing just from the absurdity of it all. Two people, agree for a certain sum to meet for a certain time. How hard can that be? Quite hard apparently.

The Aftermath

She texts me later that day asking to give me some details for which she can send the money to. I give some basic details and propose that we should at least agree on what should should be refunded. I suggest £70 and she suggests £40-50. I agree to £50 as I just want some money back. She apparently agrees, but to make a long story short, it never happens.

Like I said, I am new to this, and I am at least thankful that some shit involving that Pakistani Escort didn't happen to me. I 'only' lost about £60 and I am goddamn sure to be more careful in the future about who I choose to see. It is a shame that Maz just doesn't do her service as advertised, as for what little we did, it was actually really good and enjoyable. I'm sure she would make more money that way, but oh well. People, if you are thinking about seeing her, I urge you to not. Whilst what happened to me might not happen to you, the fact that it might should be enough to put you off.

Overall Rating: 1.5/10  - PLEASE AVOID

[NervousJ]

Welcome to the site mate.

Fucking hell that sounds traumatic. This site is invaluable as you will learn. Tap the AW code in and you can see she has a few negs against her name. Always check this first for your next lass and you can then make a decision...

Thanks for reviewing though. Some cunts just take and not give anything back. This kind of info saves punters from wasting their cash..

Hope your next ones better...

[Newtothisstuff]

As you're new to this - do you have a punting phone? A separate phone you use to contact WGs. The last thing you want is them knowing your real number. It might show up on internet searches or link to your social media. Worse still, one of Maz's associates is known to text you out of the blue asking if you want to meet? You wouldn't want a wife or gf seeing that.

[Imperia]

Thanks for the welcome and advice. I don't have a separate phone, nor a wife or girlfriend. I have deactivated my Facebook, which is the only social media I have, and don't really use anyways. I will change my phone number if something like that pops up. Thankfully this is the only truly bad time I've had, others have either been good or meh. I am still waiting for that special meet though. Any reliable recommendations? Ideally Nottingham City Centre (2-3 mile radius), price ideally £100-120 or up to £150 if needed. Thanks again!

More reviews to come soon.

[Newtothisstuff]

Go on eBay or CEX and buy a cheap second hand phone. Then get a PAYG SIM and you're sorted. For £20 you'll be up and running with a number that will never backfire on you. I didn't do this to start with but then I started getting texts from a girl I hadn't seen in months. She was back in the area on tour and was touting for business. The first text arrived while I was at work and my phone was sitting on my desk. Anyone could have seen it. I've had a few girls randomly text the punting phone touting for business. With a punting phone, you just put it in a draw till you need it.

[HailWood]

Welcome Imperia and thanks for your contribution. We do know about Maz on here and this nightmare is a valuable reminder to avoid her.

Hopefully we will see more reviews from you in future and these will be positive ones.

[tigerhoods]

She is well known crazy on here, I've read the reviews and thought I don't like the sound of how she is and runs her business, so I have avoided.

You haven't specified what your preferred type is?

A few general well reviewed girls on here who seem quite reliable and close to the city are:

External Link/Members Only - A petite blonde

External Link/Members Only - A larger lady but seems to give very good service

External Link/Members Only - Spanish lady who pairs up with another classic tourer on here. Worth keeping an eye out for gems who tour and are in the city like her partner Karla (she is ace!)

I haven't seen any of them out but I am just going from reviews. They are decent, safe bets so you should have much more luck than before. Sorry I can't with personal references as the only people who I have seen who work in the city center are tourers who aren't about now.

Good luck!

[tigerhoods]

Oh and I you don't mind just going for a massage and all round tantric B2B, this is definitely a safe option.

My new go to massage.

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[Dirty Old Man]

She used to partner with KatieSuxxKoxxx in Grantham. Both seem to have a nasal "problem".

[CoolTiger]

She used to partner with KatieSuxxKoxxx in Grantham. Both seem to have a nasal "problem".

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Katie's profile is long gone, have posted it for reviews and for reference purposes.

[ZeroCount]

Sorry to hear that mate, sounds spookily similar to my experience with her. Such a shame that you didn't see my review first, I hate to think of anyone else going through what I had to!

[peiyee]

When she finally does get back, she offers to complete her service, but I've been there for almost 4 hours (its 5pm) and only had half of my 1 hour service. I am not in a mood to stay til sunset and propose a partial refund.

Sorry to hear of your woes.
But ....You were at her place for 4 hours??? Long enough to sell the furniture and fittings on gumtree to recover your losses

[Newtothisstuff]

The bit I can't understand is that she left you alone in her flat! For all she knew, you could have been turning the place upside down looking for money or paperwork that could identify her. One letter in a draw somewhere and you'd know her real name. Or, you could have just walked out leaving the door wide open so her neighbours could rob her blind.

[Imperia]

Ha, I should have made myself a bit clearer, I was 'there' i.e. in her area for a total of 4 hours, only in her house for about 3. I'm not sure if I was alone, but I certainly could have taken stuff and simply walked out. I'm not that type of person though, regardless of who it is.

Also don't think I would have made much anyways 

[OnePumpPete]

She's not a million miles away from me so I had been tempted but I always tend to look at reviews and the private gallery before taking the plunge, glad I did because I'd of ended up making the same mistake.

As a general rule for me, if I'm waiting more than 15 minutes I'm gone. I can little things crop up and that but if someone is available to see me and wanting to see me, they'll do so when they promise. If I was 15 minutes late for most bookings, I'd likely get turned away or they'd insist it comes out of my time.

Waiting around for an hour should of been a massive red flag but then you are new, so it does happen.

[NickyBobby]

Thanks for the warning, I would have left the first time she disappeared, you never know who she might return with

[Newtothisstuff]

In case you're wondering. She does read these reviews and comments. A while back, there was a very bad review with a lot of very bad comments posted. Shortly after, she put something about it in her 'blog'. After all the bad reviews she's had since then, you'd think she might try to improve.

[John the Sextist]

Thanks for the warning, I would have left the first time she disappeared, you never know who she might return with

I doubt it!!

You've been a member long enough to have at least contributed to a review but as you havn't I doubt you even meet SP's.

If you have then now is the time to recover some credibility on here.

 

[NickyBobby]

I really couldn’t care less about your opinion. I’m certainly not going to write a pointless review about wasting my time visiting a horrible minger and finding out that she really is a horrible minger like her photos clearly suggest and then walking, like your last contribution.

As there’s a member on here with over 15000 posts and no reviews, I suggest you leave it up to the owner of the site to decide who can and cannot use it 

[John the Sextist]

I really couldn’t care less about your opinion. I’m certainly not going to write a pointless review about wasting my time visiting a horrible minger and finding out that she really is a horrible minger like her photos clearly suggest and then walking, like your last contribution.

As there’s a member on here with over 15000 posts and no reviews, I suggest you leave it up to the owner of the site to decide who can and cannot use it 

That's the point you dimwit!!

Positive and negative reviews should be left so that members can make an informed choice, more likely to go to those with positive and stay clear from those with negative, needed to explain that as I'm not sure you understand what this site is designed for, however, there are those who lurk and leech and provide fuck all.

 

[John the Sextist]

Just so everyone is aware of what she actually looks like.

To be honest and this is just my opinion, she don't look to bad, there are far worse looking SP's out there charging far more for less services.

It's a shame she's as mad as a box of frogs and disorganised because if not for this she may encourage an increase in footfall, I'd be tempted for an half hour gamble if it was not for the mention of drugs.

 

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[Newtothisstuff]

I thought she had more bad reviews on here. Maybe they're under a different profile name.
I've seen her twice. The first time was a few years ago. She was shit back then. Her oral was good but she was so skinny, she had no arse and no tits. She used to work out of a 3rd floor council flat near the hospital. If memory serves, the bedroom had a door but no hinges. She had to prop the door against the frame to 'close' it. She was one of my first punts in Nottingham. I remember getting a call or text a few minutes after we were due to meet and I'd been getting radio silence. Said she was running late and would be half an hour. I remember wishing i'd got my normal phone as the punting phone didn't have mobile data so I couldn't find a plan B on AW. Nice enough to talk to but was looking tired and haggard. Think she even offered to let me film the whole thing.
She was crap and I vowed never to go back.
She moved and changed her name.... and I booked her again without realising who she was. This time she was in a house not too far from that first flat. Frosted glass front door which led into a front room covered in children's toys. She said she was using her friends house, but it didn't ring true because there were paint tins upstairs and she said she was redecorating. Who goes to a friend's house and repaints it when they nip out. I walked that second time. We got to the bedroom and there was a terrible smell of shit. It was mind numbingly bad. It was to sort of smell you'd get if a used nappy had rolled under the bed and been left to fester for a few days. I nearly hurled. I'd not paid her by that time so I said I couldn't cope with the smell and left. If I'd known it was her, I'd never have gone back.

[John the Sextist]

We got to the bedroom and there was a terrible smell of shit. It was mind numbingly bad. It was to sort of smell you'd get if a used nappy had rolled under the bed and been left to fester for a few days. I nearly hurled. I'd not paid her by that time so I said I couldn't cope with the smell and left. If I'd known it was her, I'd never have gone back.

You sir have an unbelievable gift of smell, perhaps memories have returned from times gone by pmsfl!!

 

[Newtothisstuff]

You sir have an unbelievable gift of smell, perhaps memories have returned from times gone by pmsfl!!

 

You never get over the first time your child has an exploding nappy day.

[Newtothisstuff]

Bollocks!  I've just realised that in the last couple of days I've owned up to seeing just about every crap SP in the East Midlands. Even worse..... a few of them were even after I'd found this site.
It would seem that with the exception of Bling the Merciless, I've fucked, sucked or been blown by some of the fattest, ugliest or lease tallented women the area can dredge up.
I've seen a fair few absolutely stunning girls too.... but somehow it doesn't excuse my porker-punts.

[John the Sextist]

Bollocks!  I've just realised that in the last couple of days I've owned up to seeing just about every crap SP in the East Midlands. Even worse..... a few of them were even after I'd found this site.
It would seem that with the exception of Bling the Merciless, I've fucked, sucked or been blown by some of the fattest, ugliest or lease tallented women the area can dredge up.
I've seen a fair few absolutely stunning girls too.... but somehow it doesn't excuse my porker-punts.

Not sure whether to congratulate or criticise lol, at least you have the fortitude to admit your mistakes and leave reviews, unlike the fuckin leeches and lurkers navigating this site.

My hat is off and I bow to your honesty!!

 

[Newtothisstuff]

Not sure whether to congratulate or criticise lol,

I think commiserate is the word you're looking for.

[HailWood]

Bollocks!  I've just realised that in the last couple of days I've owned up to seeing just about every crap SP in the East Midlands. Even worse..... a few of them were even after I'd found this site.
It would seem that with the exception of Bling the Merciless, I've fucked, sucked or been blown by some of the fattest, ugliest or lease tallented women the area can dredge up.
I've seen a fair few absolutely stunning girls too.... but somehow it doesn't excuse my porker-punts.

You need to sit yourself down NTTS and have a serious word with yourself 

May your big brain rule your small one in the future 

[John the Sextist]

I think commiserate is the word you're looking for.

Definitely not commiserate, I congratulate you for going ahead as it's your choice, however, I would criticise your choice lol!!

You emptied and hopefully felt good after, but something tells me you are having flashback's or nightmares lol!!

 

[occasionalpunter35]

I came close to accepting a reverse booking bid by her in January, looks like I had a close escape from this and her other reviews.

[John the Sextist]

I came close to accepting a reverse booking bid by her in January, looks like I had a close escape from this and her other reviews.

Here we go again!! latching on to threads. 

So who have you fucked since January or are you that picky you can't choose, or do you live in fear!!

 

[occasionalpunter35]

The clue is in my name - I actually didn't make a booking in January in the end and have not made one since (I average one or two a year but am on a bit of a dry spell). I'm just using here to filter out those who provide a mediocre or worse service and out of curiosity for those I've considered but decided against in the end. I just commented because it became apparent from Maz's reviews here, I'd have essentially wasted my money and I did give a lot of consideration to accepting her bid.

[John the Sextist]

Well you take your time and go steady, don't overdue or stretch yourself to much!!

I guess it'll be a long wait then!!