MY GOD! WHAT WAS I THINKING! (NEGATIVE ALL DAY LONG EVEN WITH A BLINDFOLD)

[John the Sextist]

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SexyBling

Short Version – Scary and nearly scarred for life

Technical Aspect – Does anyone know of a camera with Ugly Mode?

Description – Hard to describe something supposedly 39 but with another 20 years added or more!!

Longer Version – Don’t want to dwell as need to erase from memory quickly! But you guys need to have full facts.

With a bit of time on my hands and knowing I’d be in Nottingham for a couple of hours I thought why not kill two birds with one stone, at the time I sort of fancied something cheap and cheerful or what we call a pump and dump, something reasonably priced and perhaps someone on the borderline or threshold of acceptable.

I made the ultimate mistake of not checking reviews / threads on UKP, I won’t make the same mistake again.

A £60ph pump and dump felt reasonable so I made the arrangement to meet via text, we then spoke to confirm location and time etc. One hour before I sent a text regarding the outfit I required her to wear and to once again confirm services agreed but I had no reply.

I arrived 15 minutes early, parked up safely at Aldi and sent a courtesy text to let her know I was parked up, no reply again so I rang to which she answered and replied with the following.

“you’re too early, I’m not ready, I’ve just had a really physically demanding meet and I’m resting as my heads pounding, why are you early, why didn’t you give me good notice regarding what you wanted me to wear, give me 5 minutes, I need to change again now, I can’t cope!!, walk up from where you are, ring me again and I’ll guide you to my house”

Well those answers started the alarm bells ringing, most probably because out of it all I’d given good and proper notice and provided no reason for her to be discouraged from the meet. Walking up I was guided to her house and I was quickly at the front door.

I stepped into the house and was greeted by what can only be described as the punt from hell, she bolted the door and then tried to give me a bollocking for being early, not giving her enough time to change and texting and mentioning services, as she claimed its on her profile, my thoughts were if I’m buying I’m checking and confirming before handing over my cash, no different from shopping and buying in Asda!!

Normally at this point with a punt when I’m inside the door I generally go with the flow as I’m revved up anyway, however, this was very different, when I entered the door I had only glanced but by now I was taking a long good look, face, body shape and head to toe and this wasn’t as advertised or fit for fuckin purpose and I was fucking pissed off.

No way is she 39yrs old, add at least 20 years onto this, could be more, claims to be a size 14, more like 16 and carrying or trying to hide a beer belly, but what killed it for me was the face, I don’t know her or wish to know her now but that face carries years of brutal torment, abuse and sexual persecution, the look of anguish and attitude was enough to tell my brain this is a fuckin none starter.

I walked, I said sorry love it’s not for me today, open the door please and I’ll be on my way, I was half expecting a barrage of abuse but I guess this is happens frequently so I’m not the first or last so off I went, looked for a plan B with a previous meet and hit the jackpot, I just needed to travel a bit further.

Her profile needs updating with current images for her to be totally honest and that’s why I mentioned technical aspect as I don’t think cameras are made with Ugly Mode, she’ll have to wait!!

At least I can take comfort from knowing I didn't waste my money, first time I’ve walked out on a SP, for me it was the right decision to make.

[NervousJ]

Fucking hell!!! I expected you tied up in The cellar after she bolted the door.. I think I’d have walked too.

Saying that, I usually don’t bother if someone sounds mardy or unwelcoming on the phone...

Your medal is in the post...

[CoolTiger]

You've done well to walk away and not wasted any money on her.

Surprisingly, your review is her FIRST Negative on here, but her history on UKP tells you all you need to know in order to avoid her and a friend of her's.

Read the following (neutral review), in which the follow-up comments were important than the review itself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78726.0

[CoolTiger]

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This is the other girl whom to avoid. Am not sure if Candy still works duo with Bling.

[HailWood]

Well done for walking John. 

I guess this is what you get at the budget end of the market. One of the reasons that I don’t play in it.

[John the Sextist]

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This is the other girl whom to avoid. Am not sure if Candy still works duo with Bling.

Oh yes, I know her, unfortunately, I left her a negative previously, another waste of space.

 

[Space Invader]

Your medal is in the post. --
+1
Well done for walking -personally I think I would have run !

[John the Sextist]

Well done for walking John. 

I guess this is what you get at the budget end of the market. One of the reasons that I don’t play in it.

I was only after dumping in someone, normally quite cautious, learning from previous mistakes, at least this time I walked so I've gone that extra step, used my initiative which can only make me more resilient going forward.

The first walk is always the hardest, it'll be fuckin easier now, if I need to lol

 

[Newtothisstuff]

I don't think Candy and Bling work together any more. According to the info barebakers leave on their groups, they had a falling out a long time ago. Candy still lists duo's as being available but most of the talk seems to be that there is rarely anyone else there and she just uses it to get punters through her skaky barebacking front door.
As for Bling - I've always stayed well clear. I noticed the '39' age listed but never believed it for a second. Even her older photos show that she's a hell of a lot older than that. Although she was not mentioned as barebacking punters herself, more than one guy said they'd had a duo with Candy and Bling in the past and barebacked Candy in front of Bling. One mentioned that he'd fucked Candy raw, but as she doesn't offer CIP, he'd then cum in Blings mouth. It may or may not be a load of old cobblers (they do seem to be good at inventing all sorts of crap) but it just seemed that if she was willing to duo with a well known barebacker, she couldn't be as squeaky clean as she makes out.

[Newtothisstuff]

I was only after dumping in someone, normally quite cautious, learning from previous mistakes, at least this time I walked so I've gone that extra step, used my initiative which can only make me more resilient going forward.

The first walk is always the hardest, it'll be fuckin easier now, if I need to lol

 

Good on you for walking. As you say, the first time is the hardest. I've done it a few times now and it's almost a natural reaction now. If I'm dubious about a girl, I make sure my foot stops to door from closing before I've had an initial look. If they aren't as the profile described, I assume that their services won't be either. If they're willing to lie about how they look or how old they are, then I don't see them having any qualms about listing services they don't offer either.  I just say 'sorry, I was expecting someone else' walk away and block the number as I go.

[mrfishyfoo]

That's a Foxtrot Oscar from him if I ever read one.  

Well done for taking your walking....make that dancing shoes MrJTS. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Fucking classic. Sexy bling is a rancid, scabby, alcoholic, fucked up, smack head, coke’d up cunt of the first order. When I was on ‘phet 3 times a week and living in Nottingham during the late 1990’s I saw her out of desperation. I reckon she was just hiting 35 back then, so I reckon she is in the region of 55-60 now. She’s an old school hooker who thinks it’s mandetory to mug off her customers and give a shit service. I’m surprised she’s still alive actually with the lifestyle she has endured. I bet she looks fucking bad. I’m glad you had the testicular fortitude to walk pal.

Her mate, Candy, is a cunt as well.

[Ali Katt]

DD cups, size 14-16, Nottongham chav milf. I'm almost tempted if self-respect didn't kick in.

[Ali Katt]

Fucking classic. Sexy bling is a rancid, scabby, alcoholic, fucked up, smack head, coke’d up cunt of the first order. When I was on ‘phet 3 times a week and living in Nottingham during the late 1990’s I saw her out of desperation. I reckon she was just hiting 35 back then, so I reckon she is in the region of 55-60 now. She’s an old school hooker who thinks it’s mandetory to mug off her customers and give a shit service. I’m surprised she’s still alive actually with the lifestyle she has endured. I bet she looks fucking bad. I’m glad you had the testicular fortitude to walk pal.

Her mate, Candy, is a cunt as well.

On base. Surely cumming was nearly impossible?

[Iloveoral]

Her name isn’t in your post title so when I clicked it and the top line of the review said sexy bling my stomach turned upside down. She must be the ugliest bird on aw (sorry if she’s reading no offence), she must be struggling these days, £60 /hr would back that theory up too.

[Kingy28]

I clicked on the first of the three AW pics at the top of the review. IT GOES FULL SCREEN so if you are in any way unsure about how she looks, go ahead, but you have been warned 
She has got a face made for Halloween 

[Iloveoral]

I clicked on the first of the three AW pics at the top of the review. IT GOES FULL SCREEN so if you are in any way unsure about how she looks, go ahead, but you have been warned 
She has got a face made for Halloween 

Not the best if your eating 

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[Ali Katt]

I wouldn't knowingly have sex with anyone who takes Fleetwood. But is she really that bad, I'm sure everybody has fucked worse.

[Kingy28]

Not the best if your eating 

ILO off to the naughty step you bad man!!

[Dirty Old Man]

Holy sh*t.
I didn't know the zombie apocalypse had already begun.

[Ali Katt]

Not the best if your eating 

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That long hair wrapped around the back of your hand as your saliva is dripping out of her mouth. Maybe a bit of precum smeared on her cheeks.

[mrfishyfoo]

That long hair wrapped around the back of your hand as your saliva is dripping out of her mouth. Maybe a bit of precum smeared on her cheeks.

Down bitch !!!

[Iloveoral]

That long hair wrapped around the back of your hand as your saliva is dripping out of her mouth. Maybe a bit of precum smeared on her cheeks.

Your a braver man than me matey haha

[Corky]

Fucking classic. Sexy bling is a rancid, scabby, alcoholic, fucked up, smack head, coke’d up cunt of the first order. When I was on ‘phet 3 times a week and living in Nottingham during the late 1990’s I saw her out of desperation. I reckon she was just hiting 35 back then, so I reckon she is in the region of 55-60 now. She’s an old school hooker who thinks it’s mandetory to mug off her customers and give a shit service. I’m surprised she’s still alive actually with the lifestyle she has endured. I bet she looks fucking bad. I’m glad you had the testicular fortitude to walk pal.

Her mate, Candy, is a cunt as well.

Have you seen the AW feedback and Field Reports though? Where the fuck does this bollocks come from - I mean who the fuck would write this shit......

[Ali Katt]

The banter is on fine form tonight, lads. Would it be a self-fulfilling prophecy if said WG turns up at some point?

[Dirty Old Man]

I hope not. She looks like she hit every branch on the ugly tree and then tree fell on her.

Truly a face for radio.

[Ali Katt]

I hope not. She looks like she hit every branch on the ugly tree and then tree fell on her.

Truly a face for radio.

No, a face like a plasterer's radio.

[Dirty Old Man]

 

[Zeusthedoc]

 

[John the Sextist]

To all,

You've got to see her in the flesh to realise just how ugly she is and how the years have took there toll, it's the saddest case of an SP gone much further than the sell by date.

I'll not wish anyone to suffer the same scary moment I was faced with, having said that some have probably fucked worse lol, and won't admit to it!!

I could have found something more attractive just down the road at Twycross!!

 

[hunkybc]

I remember this one Frome years ago. Circa year 2000. I remember getting her number from the back of a local newspaper.  At the time she was based off Nottingham Road in Bedford.  I remember knocking on her door and being led upstairs to her bedroom. Where I noticed what a dire state she was in. She was a clear drug and drink addict. Even remember seeing a needle sticking out of a cup on the side. This was my very first make a run for it. Didn't even say good bye.  Stay well away...avoid like the plague.  How she is still doing this I do not know and can't imagine what state she looks in now almost 20 years later.

[bonerville]

Manny many years ago (15years) ish, she was my 1st ever punt. She looked that rough even then. I was nervous but too scared to walk!
I don't know if UKPunting was up and running back but it would have saved my time and money. I couldn't rise to the occasion which was a blessing. She's such a fat pig.
I tried OWO but still no good even with my eyes closed. I gave up after 5 mins, got dressed and legged it.

I everyone heeds the warning and avoid at all costs.
 

[Avg_Joe]

jesus what a horror story, thanks for the warning

[oldstreethookup]

Can someone explain why she is so high on the adultwork search listings???

[Ali Katt]

Can someone explain why she is so high on the adultwork search listings???

I think it's done by the last time a profile was updated.

[John the Sextist]

I think it's done by the last time a profile was updated.

I wonder if the update is for gallery photo's, if so she must have found a camera with Ugly Mode!!

 

[Signature1862]

Can remember when I fucked her in basford in a Incall about 20 years ago it was that bad I struggled to get hard even after a blue pill

[Newtothisstuff]

Getting to the top of a list is fairly easy. If you don't alter your search criteria, it defaults to listing the most recently edited profile first. So, all she has to do is alter one word, hit 'save' and she'll top the list until someone else does it. Do it a few times a day and you'll stay near the top. If you search by price, she'll come top or near the top every time because she's shit...... I mean cheap.

[rnrn636]

You've done well to walk away and not wasted any money on her.

Surprisingly, your review is her FIRST Negative on here, but her history on UKP tells you all you need to know in order to avoid her and a friend of her's.

Read the following (neutral review), in which the follow-up comments were important than the review itself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78726.0

I can't believe it's only her first negative too

I saw her long before I found this site.

Do you think it's acceptable for me to write a short review to warn people even if it's from 10 plus years ago?

Surely there are others on here that have met her and not reviewed too

[John the Sextist]

I can't believe it's only her first negative too

I saw her long before I found this site.

Do you think it's acceptable for me to write a short review to warn people even if it's from 10 plus years ago?

Surely there are others on here that have met her and not reviewed too

I've no doubt others have had the experience but probably don't want to share!!, some 274 reviews on AW so even a small percentage would be members on this site - COME ON YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 

I reckon you should post a review from 10 years ago, we can congratulate and award her for 10 years of shit service, at least she is consistent.

How the fuck has she accumulated all those positive reviews????

 

 

[Newtothisstuff]

I think a lot of the positives simply boil down to the fact that she's a cheap fuck.
Okay, so far more attractive things have jumped out of John Hurts stomach or my arse on curry night....  but she charges the same money for an hour that attractive or sexy women charge for half an hour (or in some cases 15 minutes).
If you're a lonely old bastard who's lost all self-respect and didn't make it to Specsavers, she's cheaper than a taxi to the cinema and back.
I fully accept that she's a double bagger. (One to cover her face, and one to cover yours in case hers falls off) but some people do like to punish themselves.

[ulstersubbie]

She advertises spanking services on the ITC Spanking website. I will decline in this instance, bad enough shagging her but being "spanked" by her boggles the mind. I'm kinky but not insane, yet! 

[Newtothisstuff]

That'd be like admitting that booking her was such a dumb idea, even she had to punish you for it.

[Cocknose]

Fuck me I remember her from the evening post before AW I thought she looked like noddy holder and left too that was years ago  top marks for not paying at least I wasn't the only one

[silversurfer1066]

I agree, every word. bad attitude and worst shag I have had. Not interested.
In the end it was a pump n dump for me and will not go again.

[John the Sextist]

I agree, every word. bad attitude and worst shag I have had. Not interested.
In the end it was a pump n dump for me and will not go again.

silversurfer,

Appreciate your follow up on the thread, it's important that all members highlight issues they've had with SP's, especially one so bad 

If you've had a really bad time with sexybling then I would strongly suggest you put a negative review on here for all to see, in fairness to the site and all members it's important to register your feelings of such a wasteful adventure.