Fucking ugly

[Mansfieldman]

This isn’t a review but I just wanted to start a discussion on how most of the escorts in the East Midlands area are asking a lot of money from us when quite frankly they are absolutely disgusting to look at! I mean I’m browsing through and I’m like no, no, no, no... etc.
Who the fuck visits these women???!!
Feel free to put links on as to who gets your vote..
Give us all a chuckle.
Don’t get me wrong there are a few who meet the grade but honestly some of them are just offensive!!

[John the Sextist]

 

I've just uploaded a review as a start point -sexyBling 

Avoid at all cost's even if you only have £60

 

[Newtothisstuff]

Have you ever noticed that it's always the ugly ones who include the words 'Sexy' or 'Cute' in their names? If I see 'Little' in a name, I tend to assume that she's short and fat. Cute AND Little in the same name means that after you've finished with her, Greenpeace will show up and try to roll her back into the sea.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Here’s the fucking benchmark pal.....

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[HailWood]

Here’s the fucking benchmark pal.....

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Heard she’s as slick with a sounding rod as Hemione Grainger is with her wand. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Heard she’s as slick with a sounding rod as Hemione Grainger is with her wand. 

Well of course, I will always make an exception for a talented girl

[Newtothisstuff]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

Legend. Your a fucking star pal.

[NervousJ]

Legend. Your a fucking star pal.

He needs fucking help...

[HailWood]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

Fucking hell NTTS, brave to admit it and even braver to have fucked her. Can you ever forget 

[winkywanky]

Here’s the fucking benchmark pal.....

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She has the last laugh, 99 reviews! (Albeit over 8yrs).

[winkywanky]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

There ya go! 

[Ali Katt]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

Those tits though. If I didn't have girls to take me up to next year, I would give her the whole length.

[John the Sextist]

Those tits though. If I didn't have girls to take me up to next year, I would give her the whole length.

That's the way AK a bit of DD landing spirit and tally ho!!

 

[Newtothisstuff]

I honestly don't remember a lot about the punt. Just a few vague images flash before me when I'm alone in a cold, dark and scary place. It's probably shell shock. They say that you often can't remember a car crash. This could be the same sort of thing.
I have a hazy and semi happy memory of her kneeling in front of me. Then of me lying down with those huge breasts swinging ominously in front of my face. Like two huge white wrecking balls. Once they start swinging, you can't take your eyes off them! They're hypnotic, yet you know that if you lift your head up and get in their way as they swing.... it's game over!

[Newtothisstuff]

He needs fucking help...

Many have tried.

[John the Sextist]

Many have tried.

You have and lived to tell the tale, in a generation of slim and beautiful women you've gone to a place not many dare and for that I salute you sir!!

So ironic that back in March I was almost ready to have a bash but the size 16 didn't match the images, more 18 to 20 which is out of my comfort zone, glad really, with those fucking things swinging I may have ended up in casualty with concussion, how do I explain that to her indoors!!

 

[Newtothisstuff]

She may well get away with saying she's a size 16 because from memory, she was quite short. Although... one of my few memories is of her kneeling down sucking my cock. So, that might explain the height thing.
To describe her, her torso is sort of like an upside down weeble. Bits wobble but she doesn't fall over.

[monkeybucket]

Errmmm..... how do I say this?
I'm deeply sorry and ashamed.... but I've seen Paula Hotchick. In my defence - I'm a moron.
It was a long time ago. I was young and fairly new to punting. I needed a pump-n-dump.
Anyway.... she's a laugh. She's no looker but she could suck a football up a hosepipe. She was a lot cheaper before too.
I'll think of a few more excuses soon.

Review?? 

[John the Sextist]

Review?? 

Do you honestly believe a reviews gunna come lol!!

No matter how he dresses it up he'll be fuckin slaughtered 

 

[Newtothisstuff]

No point in me writing a review. Firstly, I'm not sure I want to remember it. Secondly as I said before, I only have a hazy recollection of the whole sordid event and it was a long time ago. I think from seeing her crop up in different searches, she's moved house at least once or twice since I saw her.
So, a review - like many of her punters - ain't cuming anytime soon.

[mr.bluesky]

Torso like an upsidedown weeble   tits like wrecking balls    I doff my hat to you sir   you have a way with words 

[Mansfieldman]

Oh dear ... I started this thread and I too have to admit that Paula was my first ever punt!
Oh the shame!!!
She does have a face like a melted carrier bag but those tits are unbelievably big.
She is very good as sucking cock and I have to admit that I would go back for a quick suck and dump...
From what I’ve experienced she seems to be busy all the time! I still think there are a lot worse than her, mainly because her Tits make up for the lack of everything else...

[Newtothisstuff]

Oh FFS..... Right..... is there anyone who hasn't seen Paula?

[Ali Katt]

Oh FFS..... Right..... is there anyone who hasn't seen Paula?

Not yet. 

[Dick Cheese]

Not yet. 

Me neither,but she can sure suck cock.
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[Newtothisstuff]

Well. We appear to have found the two people who punt in Nottinghamshire who haven't had their cock in her mouth.... yet.
Give them time - they'll cave.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Well. We appear to have found the two people who punt in Nottinghamshire who haven't had their cock in her mouth.... yet.
Give them time - they'll cave.

I must admit l harbour the thought from time to time just for the tits experience as long as l could agree CIM prior to meeting.
Although having fairly recently visited Helen4u l have little shame 

[Newtothisstuff]

I must admit l harbour the thought from time to time just for the tits experience as long as l could agree CIM prior to meeting.
Although having fairly recently visited Helen4u l have little shame 

That was a terrible review you wrote. It left me with this morbid fascination with finding out just how bad they really are. It's a bit like the 9V battery dilemma. You know that if you stick your tongue out it's not going to be pleasant.... yet you still end up doing it just to see how bad it is.

[Thecunninglinguist]

That was a terrible review you wrote. It left me with this morbid fascination with finding out just how bad they really are. It's a bit like the 9V battery dilemma. You know that if you stick your tongue out it's not going to be pleasant.... yet you still end up doing it just to see how bad it is.

To be honest, apart from the visitor turning up, it would have been neutral. It was just very different just sitting about drinking coffee with two almost naked old tarts like it was the most normal thing in the world. They have shameless fun and Helen is quite a friendly woman and does what she says on the tin. Even without the BB l would avoid Tina though.

[Newtothisstuff]

To be honest, apart from the visitor turning up, it would have been neutral. It was just very different just sitting about drinking coffee with two almost naked old tarts like it was the most normal thing in the world. They have shameless fun and Helen is quite a friendly woman and does what she says on the tin. Even without the BB l would avoid Tina though.

The saving grace for me is that Tina does BB and Helen does duo's with her. That puts them both firmly in the 'no' pile.

[Thecunninglinguist]

A few more of Paula's bits - For the not so feint hearted.
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[John the Sextist]

Me neither,but she can sure suck cock.
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Scares the shit out of me, especially when it looks like Rick Wakeman!!

 

[Newtothisstuff]

I'm not sure what scares me the most. The videos..... or how easily it would appear that they were 'found'.

[Newtothisstuff]

I'm not going to watch any of them. The risk of a flashback is far too high.

[Thecunninglinguist]

I'm not sure what scares me the most. The videos..... or how easily it would appear that they were 'found'.

Just typed in paulahotchick..........there are more...............seek and ye shall find 

[Thecunninglinguist]

I'm not going to watch any of them. The risk of a flashback is far too high.

Go on....you know you want to. Just hide behind the chair and peep through your fingers!

[Mutinyonthecounty]

I’ve told this story previously, but she was in the same class as me at Junior school. She forgot her PE kit on one occasion and the teacher made her do rounders in her knickers. I didn’t fancy her then, and I don’t now.

[Newtothisstuff]

Go on....you know you want to. Just hide behind the chair and peep through your fingers!

I think I tried that during a booking once.

[Newtothisstuff]

I’ve told this story previously, but she was in the same class as me at Junior school. She forgot her PE kit on one occasion and the teacher made her do rounders in her knickers. I didn’t fancy her then, and I don’t now.

Could you image what would happen if a PE teacher did that now? He be on a register faster than you can say 'career over'.

[John the Sextist]

I’ve told this story previously, but she was in the same class as me at Junior school. She forgot her PE kit on one occasion and the teacher made her do rounders in her knickers. I didn’t fancy her then, and I don’t now.

And then you went Meden for a guess!!

 

[Mansfieldman]

Oh these videos are making me howl! Sadly none of them are me in them, but imagine finding one that is!! She looks so fucking rough it’s unbelievable....
I really need to have a word with myself.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Oh these videos are making me howl! Sadly none of them are me in them, but imagine finding one that is!! She looks so fucking rough it’s unbelievable....
I really need to have a word with myself.

Not to labour the point too much but a Google search will show you a few more mostly the same bloke l think. Unless that's you in a BDSM session l didn't put up. What is interesting is a 118.118 advert as Paulahotchick giving her full address and number! Don't know if it's the current one but it's there in the public domain.

[Avg_Joe]

Not to labour the point too much but a Google search will show you a few more mostly the same bloke l think. Unless that's you in a BDSM session l didn't put up. What is interesting is a 118.118 advert as Paulahotchick giving her full address and number! Don't know if it's the current one but it's there in the public domain.

if you google "paulahotchick" right now you end up with this......

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[Thecunninglinguist]

There's on good thing for Paula, she will never be reviewed on here again..........OH! the shame............

[Newtothisstuff]

There's on good thing for Paula, she will never be reviewed on here again..........OH! the shame............

Yes she will. We're a sick bunch of depraved perverts. Well, according to Mumsnet we are. So, you can pretty much guarantee that somewhere out there, there's a bloke thinking to himself.... phwaaarr..... I've got go and see her. And he will. As soon as the doctor signs the release forms.

[Bodders]

I can trump Paula.

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[Mutinyonthecounty]

I can trump Paula.

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That is fucking bad.

[bozzyman]

Jesus that would have to pay me.

[Newtothisstuff]

Someone posted some links to a couple of videos of her 'at work'. I think a fair few people lost their lunch that day!