Author Topic: Lauren in Portsmouth  (Read 3174 times)


8 review(s) for D'Lectable Lauren (7 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Global_Punter]

Offline signy

Lauren seen in Portsmouth. £130 for 1 hour incall.

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Name changes regularly, but always with Lauren in the title. I should say from the start that massage is not my thing; I find it boring and just a time-filler. So this was a bit of an exception for me, but I was in the area and wanted something more relaxed than my normal roleplay games.

Booking and comms. Phone contact, texts and then phonecall for final directions. No issues.

Location. A working flat close to the Portsmouth historical dockyards. Parking is OK, with plenty of options within a short walk for a small charge.  Easy access. The flat itself was very nice, appropriate and clean and tidy. I showered and the bathroom was also clean and well stocked.

Appearance. Lauren is the woman in her profile, which is accurate and I am not going to repeat it all. Age given as 38, which is within acceptable limits of reduction. Lauren’s professional photographs make her look a bit more glamorous than in reality, but she is still attractive with a nice, natural body; I had no complaints. Very friendly and chatty, with some easy conversation after the main event; she is English and sounds local to the area.

Services. Started off well with good GFE-type activities. Lots of FK which was well done and repeated throughout the session. OWO as we undressed, more kissing and on to the hot oil massage. Despite my doubts, the massage was most enjoyable. Moved into oral both ways and then sex in a couple of positions, which was all good. Generally, everything was done in a relaxed easy-going manner.   

Overall. Good VFM as both the massage and sex components were well done. Lauren doesn’t have a long list of likes, and very much works on a “this is what I do” basis, but, maybe because of this, what she does she does very well and with confidence in her own performance. I was pleased I went and experienced something outside my usual activities.



Offline aronteo

Thank you for your review. I have seen her a couple of months ago and walked; pics are heavily photoshopped and she is in her mid-forties and perhaps close to fifty imo (or at least she looks like that...).

She was not unpleasant and clearly in her time she was good looking, but she is now an old rug......

Glad you have had a good time, and I am not disputing your views; but I just wanted to give mine as well... :hi:

Offline birds and the bees

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Yep, late 40's, does back to back bookings, met the next guy on my way out along the corridor to the lifts.
Bristly bush, made my lips sore, trims instead of shaving.
There's better around, she's seen better days imho.
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Offline sailor3

Yep, late 40's, does back to back bookings, met the next guy on my way out along the corridor to the lifts.
Bristly bush, made my lips sore, trims instead of shaving.
There's better around, she's seen better days imho.
And your review is ........?

Offline south_fifty

Looks like Lauren is no longer on AW or having some time off.

Was about to write a neutral review, but I think there are currently tech problems and I can't post.

Offline DrConners

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Looks like Lauren is no longer on AW or having some time off.

Was about to write a neutral review, but I think there are currently tech problems and I can't post.

I was under the impression they have now been sorted out, why don't you write the review & cut & paste it into a word or notepad doc. - then if the problem with posting reviews still persists you can post it when it gets sorted  :hi:

Can't believe I missed this review of this malicious old badger anyway (just my opinion)  ;)

I know she has some low lying fans on here that haven't been singing her praises so highly since the cunt posted this :

Dr Conners, you have never met me so how you could possibly know I'm airbrushed to fuck is quite astounding. My telephone continues to ring daily, that's because I'm the fittest I've ever been and obviously still a very attractive beautiful woman. Clients travel from all over the UK to visit for an hour. Clients I've been seeing for years. And I find it quite bizarre why you tryed to book me considering I'm an old hag? So glad I cancelled you which is something I rarely do. And as for do I have bareback sex with my ex partner. Yes why shouldn't I. That's why we have sexual health clinics. Perhaps you should look one up.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217522.0

Quite a dozy considering the general consensus regarding bareback activities on UKP  :sarcastic:

Plus death threats towards me, Nigel, Zimba & Derrick in a now deleted post.  :thumbsdown:

If she has closed her legs & hung up her knickers ................ Good riddance  :hi:

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If she has closed her legs & hung up her knickers ................ Good riddance  :hi:

Its still worth posting  review - apparently you can post as a comment thread and a helper can change it to a review - the fact is that some girls profiles don't come down as often as their Knickers several have gone missing dozens of times.

oh and when I saw her she seemed more interested in getting home to feed her family - not a great post-coital conversation !
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