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External Link/Members OnlyHave been to see Siri about a year ago and had a pretty good time, so I thought I'd try again, really wish I hadn't
First off her time keeping is atrocious, in the hour or so before my appointment the time moved backwards and forwards 30 minutes one way 15 another, then back to the original time before settling on half an hour late.
Next up she's in a new flat, same block, but this time the entrance is a door on the main street. When I got there and rang I had to wait a couple of minutes outside while her flatmate wandered downstairs to let me in
When I finally got in the room, I stripped and lay on her bed while she wasted the next 10 to 15 minutes moving mirrors around the room, re-positioned veils and messed around going in and out of the room getting goodness knows how many bottles of baby oil, before she finally stripped off and started the massage. I was prepared to forget everything that went before because on my previous visit her b2b was very good. This time it was completely different - a mix of light stroking, running her nails on my back, and the odd bit of b2b. All the time she was singing along to the music or mumbling incoherently to herself
On the turn over I was invited to sit on a sofa chair while she applied more oil to her boobs and gave me a tit wank. Just as she was stating to have an effect she stopped and switched to running her hands on my chest again - absolutely no continuity or progression. She then turned her back to me and squatted down trapping my cock between her thighs and finished me off
I showered, dressed, paid and got out of the door as quickly as I could
All told I paid £60 for about the worst 45 minutes of my punting career
