I was in Zurich for a weekend last month and had the Sunday spare, so decided to have my first megabrothel experience.
External Link/Members OnlyGetting there: Globe in in Schwerzenbach, a suburb of Zurich. It takes 15 minutes on the train from the main station in Zurich (you want platforms 43/44) to Schwerzenbach station. Once you get off the train, follow the path in the same direction as the train is travelling. You walk above a traffic underpass and Globe is the building directly in front of you. The side of the building that faces the road has posters for laserquest (presumably what the building was before the brothel moved in), but the door is round the back. Once you're in the car park, there are steps up to the door - it's less than five minutes from the station if you know where you're headed. If you're driving there is plenty of space in the car park.
Admission price: It's 95 CHF to get in, plus a 10CHF deposit for a wristband and key. The key is numbered and opens a small locker (for wallet, phone etc) and a bigger locker. Plenty of room for clothes in the bigger locker, but you'd struggle to get a suitcase in there as it's narrow. Once you're in you can eat as much as you like from the restaurant for free, and the food and coffee I had was pretty good. All soft drinks (bar Red Bull) from the bar are also free.
Punting price: 140 CHF for half an hour. This includes DFK and OWO, but I believe you'll pay extra for CIM. It was explained to me that the 30 minutes starts when you kiss the WG or touch her intimately. I had three half-hour punts so the total cost to me was a shade over £400.
What it's like: It's a big place, spread over three floors plus a roof terrace. As they have over 50 WGs there on busy days, plus lockers for 200 punters, it needs to be big. The ground floor is where you'll spend most of your time as this is where all the WGs hang out. There's a small dancing area with a stripper pole (the WGs take it in turns to have a bit of a dance), seating in a circle around that, a bar, a couple of TVs showing sport, a plunge pool, more seating round the sides, a porn cinema and the showers / changing areas (separate ones for punters and WGs). There are also around ten private rooms for shagging in, which are functional and have fans. Some punters don't bother with rooms and have sex in public, but as the ground floor is dimly lit you can't see a great deal unless you want to get close. The porn cinema seemed a popular place for punters to shag. One thing I wasn't expecting was that smoking is allowed throughout the building.
The first floor has the restaurant and more rooms (weirdly including two in the style of an Alpine chalet), whilst the second floor is just rooms. The roof terrace has sun loungers, an area under cover, three beds with canvas covers around the sides and a group of Romanian WGs smoking dope (this may not be a permanent feature). There are stairs from the ground floor to the first floor, but if you're going any higher you have to take the lift. There's only one lift and it's not too big, so I guess punters will have to queue when it's busy.
The WGs: Most of them are from eastern Europe as Globe employs anyone with an EU passport. The pictures on the website are a good indication of what to expect. Around 25% had silicone implants which aren't to my taste, but that still left around 30 WGs wandering around in skimpy underwear. The body types available were mostly slim and athletic / curvy, and apart from a couple of larger black WGs I'd have happily punted any of them. As for their faces, the majority were passable with maybe a third in the pretty category. As they're all competing with each other for punters they will approach you, although this died off once I'd been there for a few hours as they were looking for fresh punters. With the ones I punted, I was able to have a conversation with them beforehand and detail what I wanted to do in my punt.
Punt 1: This was with a tall Lithuanian with big tits (the names of these WGs have gone out of my head) - good DFK and blow job whilst I fingered her. I decided to string out the OWO and only got the condom on at the end of the punt for a minute of furious doggy.
Punt 2: With a Romanian who asked me to guess her age - I thought she was late twenties and couldn't believe it when she told me she was 39. Pretty face, curvy body and she delivered an excellent GFE including deep throat. She banged like a train once the sex started so I was happy to leave her bouncing away on top until I came. This took place on a bed on the roof terrace as I found it a bit too warm for comfort in the room I first punted in.
Punt 3: With another Romanian - as the first two WGs I punted were tall and athletic I went for a smaller one with a very slim frame. Once again this was on the roof - the only bit of bad attitude I had in all three punts was with her as she didn't want to suck my balls. I told her I'd had four showers today but that didn't persuade her. Oral was good and again I finished in doggy.
What I'd do differently: I got to Globe at 12:45, and having spent 30 minutes scoping the place out I started my first punt at 1:15. This was a mistake as not all the WGs who were working that day had arrived, and on reflection I would have picked others ahead of the Lithuanian. Unless you're pushed for time, I'd suggest turning up at 3:00 or later.
This second point may sound weird, but I should have brought something to read. I was intending to have three punts, but knew it would take me a couple of hours to recover after the second punt before being ready to punt again. After a while the combination of the smoky atmosphere and the shit music the WGs were pole-dancing to drove me out of the ground floor in search of some fresh air and peace and quiet on the roof terrace. Understandably there's a ban on using your phone inside Globe apart from inside a dedicated room on the ground floor, so having a book to hand would have improved my time on the terrace.
Final thoughts: This place was great fun and I wished we had similar punting options in the UK. As it is, I'm already looking into a trip to a German FKK later in the summer. It is a bit odd seeing a WG you punted snogging another punter and thinking "She was sucking my cock an hour ago", but then some punters were probably thinking the same or "I shagged her the last time I was here" as I was heading off with the WGs I chose.
