Author Topic: xx Amanda xxx - Turnpike Lane  (Read 4384 times)


7 review(s) for xx Amanda xxx (4 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline foobarbaz

I met Amanda few weeks ago because I couldn't resist her profile photos and look despite the not so amazing reviews and I decided to test the water by myself... and now I'm asking myself: "why? If she is that cheap there is a reason right?"

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Comms: Prompt, clear and all via text, English is good, she manages her own comms.

Amount Paid: £160 for 2hr

Location: it's at the very end of a long road in the Turnpike Lane area, inside a massage place which is actually an apartment/brothel. There was at least another girl in the place. All in all the place is big, fit for purpose not the cleanest neither the tidier.

Looks/Personality: Amanda's photos are either very old, very photoshopped or taken from the best angles. She nowhere hour glass figure as in her pictures, her waist line is a straight one, the belly is massive, the butt flat and the boobs are now fake and they are one hell of a bad job, she spent half of the punt complaining about it and not knowing what to do about it, also, her face skin is fucked up and full of pimples. Personality wise, very disinterested, she welcomed me with a: "Hi welcome, so what do you want?" that sounded almost like why are you even here... there was no warmth at all to it and no contact of sort.

Services: Two covered blowjobs, which to be fair I took gladly this time around and some fucking. The blowjobs were actually good, good technique, especially her tongue, pretty much no hands most of the time even no hands to put the mack on. The fuck was in miss first and sideways samba afterwards but it was really like, ok, let's get over with this. No participation, no kissing, no sounds. Boobs where off limits due to the recent job and she didn't even took most of the clothes off. I should have walked to be fair but at that point I wanted to get at least empty the sack for the money and also see how far the bad could go to then properly warn other punters. I tried to play gentleman, because she didn't came and offered some oral on her and I was told no licking no, no fingering, only a little vibrator provided if I really wanted... so not even the pleasure to try to excite her. In insight better this way because when I got down there the smell was great.

In short, she in the business God know why and she is definitely giving bad reputation to your average Hungarian wg I'd say.

Summary: Terrible punt which taught a good lesson, read the reviews, trust the reviews and if you can afford it, pay more.

I do hope the review helps, but if you have any question just ask.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2019, 12:32:55 pm by foobarbaz »

Offline pepsicolaboy

Sorry for your shit punt.

Hungarian SP and in specifically 30 ish and under (with the exception of the tried and trusted mature crew over North West? London)
continue to be a mine field and very likely will offer a shit or not as advertised punt in London.

Slim picking IMO generally now in London and what is left can be  :dash:

Offline last_days_of_logan

thanks for review

you sure about this part though? "also see how far the bad could go to then properly warn other punters."

you spent 2 hours just to prolong a bad punt?

Offline foobarbaz

Yup, very sure, if you see my other review I always go for long punt because that my thing, I always try to build some sort of connection for my and hopefully their enjoyment. Clearly with this one wasn't worth it but at least I wanted to get all the pops I could despite the poor performance.

Offline foobarbaz

Sorry for your shit punt.

Hungarian SP and in specifically 30 ish and under (with the exception of the tried and trusted mature crew over North West? London)
continue to be a mine field and very likely will offer a shit or not as advertised punt in London.

Slim picking IMO generally now in London and what is left can be  :dash:

It's ok, I knew I was taking a risk, but I also wanted to take the plunge to weight the current review status of this wg who was clearly getting way too much credit for what she is worth.

Offline pepsicolaboy

It's ok, I knew I was taking a risk, but I also wanted to take the plunge to weight the current review status of this wg who was clearly getting way too much credit for what she is worth.

In that sense, thanks for TOFTT and testing her on a longer booking  :hi:

Offline foobarbaz

Let’s say my pleasure 😂

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pics look too good lol think ima risk it
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Offline foobarbaz

pics look too good lol think ima risk it

Up to you, you are definitely not going to find the girl in the picture, she is much fatter than that and there are big chances she won’t let you touch her tits either because of the recent surgery. If you go through, good luck!

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Up to you, you are definitely not going to find the girl in the picture, she is much fatter than that and there are big chances she won’t let you touch her tits either because of the recent surgery. If you go through, good luck!
Thats fine with me mate, i like em thicker

Shes on holiday anyway back next week or so hopefully the tits back on offer
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Offline last_days_of_logan

Am gonna check her out as well

actually....Naaaaah  :D
« Last Edit: July 05, 2019, 06:11:30 am by last_days_of_logan »

Offline foobarbaz

Hehehe, I mean, if he did at least look close to her picture then yes... but no.

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Am gonna check her out as well

actually....Naaaaah  :D

what made you change your mind lol
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