External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI saw Kelly about a month ago, after first seeing her on the London Bubble Butt thread. Shout-outs to that thread; it has yielded many gems for my punting hobby.
Communications: Messaged her in the afternoon asking for her availability that evening for a 1hour incall. She replied promptly, saying that she would be free, but then asked me to provide a £30 deposit. Curious if I can pay this deposit by bitcoin, I asked her to send me the link. After waiting a while, and no link received, I let her know. She says that she had already tried sending me the link multiple times but I still had yet to receive anything. For punting I use a burner phone app, so this might have stopped me from receiving the link. Anyways, I tell her that I can't see the link and can't pay the deposit. She says that she'll make a note of my incall request, but can't guarantee that she'll reserve it. About two hours later I message back asking if I can still come over, and she confirms. Rest of the comms went pretty smoothly. She let me know the postcode, and gave me a ring when I arrived to describe how to navigate through the hotel.
Location: A hotel that is a short walk away from Bayswater underground station. It is a bit awkward entering because you have to shimmy past the reception... I don't like incalls in hotels. The room itself was pretty spacious, neat, and had a shower that was kind of awkward to operate, but everything was clean.
Service: £300 for 60mins. OWO, sex in multiple positions.
Girl: Her pictures are accurate, her stated height on her profile is 5'7" (and I can confirm that this sounds accurate). She's got killer curves, one of the best PAWG asses I've seen during my time punting, and amazing large natural tits. To top it off, she didn't look fat, and had a decently flat stomach considering the size of her ass and thighs. She was also facially quite attractive, although had slightly too much makeup for my personal liking. Additionally, she had long fake nails which was kind of getting in the way during OWO. All of that aside though, I was really pleased with her looks. She was also clean and I didn't detect any hygiene issues.
Meet: This is where my review goes downhill. So, after navigating the winding hotel and eventually finding her room, I enter and get warmly greeted by Kelly who's dressed in a sexy tight dress. At this point I'm pretty excited and pumped, as she looked great, seemed friendly, and the room looked clean and fresh. I ask to take a quick shower, so she leads me to the bathroom. I find the shower super awkward to operate, it had two unmarked knobs, but eventually I managed to get it to work and got myself nice and clean. I wrap myself up with a towel, and go outside, expecting her to have stripped down. But when I stepped out, she looked no different, and was browsing her phone. As I approach her she tells me that she also needs to use the bathroom. Keep in mind that I left my phone in my trousers in the bathroom, so now I am in the middle of the room, with no phone, in a towel, waiting for Kelly to come back out. I was bored as hell, I didn't even have a shampoo bottle at hand to read during this time. Eventually she comes out, still in her dress, and we start making out, with some light tongue action. I'm thinking "OK nice, she's cool with DFK!". But nope. That was the last time we kissed during the entire meet. I help her undress and play with her amazing tits a bit before lying down on the bed. She then gave me a decent OWO blowjob, but her long nails would randomly prompt her to stop and re-position herself. I then ask if she can get on top, she replies "my favourite position!", which makes me believe that I'm about to have a mind blowing cowgirl session. But ehhh. Her ass was amazing, but she was pretty bad at riding my dick. She kept doing a weird back and forth hip movement, which meant that my dick wasn't going up and down. So I wasn't having a good time there. We try a few other positions (reverse cowgirl, missionary). At this point I wasn't really enjoying the session, so I thought to myself "fuck it" and decided to go for doggy so I can blow my load and be done with it. Doggy was pretty incredible, her ass is amazing and was my favourite aspect of the punt. She was moaning and I eventually nutted in the bag. Had a brief chat, went to clean up, continued chatting as I got ready, then eventually left. She is really friendly and I didn't mind chatting with her, she seemed quite nice.
Pros:
- Amazing body.
- Pretty face.
- Friendly personality.
Cons:
- Expensive.
- Sub-par service.
- Expensive.
- Took a long time in the bathroom after I had taken a shower.
- Expensive.
Verdict: Nice girl, amazing body, but way too expensive for the service she provides. Would not recommend.
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Topic: Kelly_Brittish_Babe - West London - Too Expensive (Read 3667 times)