so, i've been away for a week, and desperately needed to unload a weeks worth of build up in the ol' ball sack!
Easy you think, there's a few around the Abingdon/Summertown end of oxford that should do the trick for a quick 15 or 30 minutes and aren't too painful for me to get to.... or at least so you'd think, started reaching out last night, had one reply saying will check and confirm today, turns out she wasn't available, all of the others (except 1, more below) no answer on the phone or no sms/email reply, i sometimes wonder why i bother having hotlists, half of them move to a different region or area and thus in the wrong hot list, or simply arent available when ever i try!
Anyway, i digress, so, i'm looking at Lucy's Gloryhole profile, read a few reviews, seems ok, and i figured why the fuck not, it'll be something new, and lets face it, all i want is a good ball draining blowjob, and as she advertises just such a thing, i figured why not, so i texted.....
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Replies prompt and timely, and to the point. Available, gives location of outer oxford hotel (frequently used by others) and says text 30 minutes before and wait for slot, i'm about that far away, also states booked to a specific time.
so i set off at a suitable time and text her, she says still available, and i confirm will be there.
Arrive early, text to say there, get instructions how to navigate reception and then at a set point text a room detail to her to confirm i really am there, fair enough i see the logic here, but she might want to use a different point of reference cause a bunch of guys all walking to the same point and texting is going to eventually draw attention!
Text sent with info, and reply again received swiftly with room number, and instructions, all good so far
Arrive at room, door unlocked, enter dark room, with only one small mood light on, and presented with a dome style tent 4 or 5 feet into the room, with a square hole in the side, she's using her phone for light, so get a little silhouette and can see a little through the hole, and can make out she's topless, nice size tits, still all good at this point....
Insert 50 notes in the hole, give her time to count, then follow it with my soft cock.
Starts off with the wet-wipe scrub down, again fair enough and then some hand play to start getting me hard. And here's where it went down the shitter so to speak...... I wanted a BJ, as advertised, sloppy wet full on BJ with CIM finish.
She continues with the hand job, talking dirty and saying you want cum on my boy, i said "CIM, suck it nice and deep" and such like and she shushed me and said no talking, then proceeded herself to talk dirty again, and i'm thinking "you speak good considering my cock is supposed to be in your mouth!"
Then she says you say before cum, so again at this point if she'd sucked my cock, it wasn't for long, after a few minutes i said about to cum and the sensations changed a bit and i came, got a wet wipe wrapped around my cock as it was then pushed back out of the hole, and that's all she wrote. Did i come in her mouth, not a fucking clue, if i did there was zero suction, personally i think that was just an expensive wank
So, what a waste of a weeks worth of swimmers. In short, far far too much hand and talking and not enough sucking,
totally crap service, would highly recommend you avoid, save the money and have a wank (alternatively see below) YMMV, but the reviews i've read so far are complete bullshit compare to the piss poor pathetic service i got.
Highlight of the whole disaster, the only other person to reply to me, was
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As it turns out, she arrived at the same time i did for this dreadful gloryhole meet, so i watched her walk into the hotel....... pretty much as per the pictures, perhaps a little slimmer, big bolt-on tits, fake bottle blonde hair, and fake tan i think, face not bad actually, not my usual type but ok, has that sort of "over trying" look with the makeup, waist slim, ass tight, might even be slimmer than her profile picks, i think she describes herself as a barbie somewhere in her profile, that's pretty accurate.
She actually passed by me walking down the corridor to her room having checked in, as i was waiting for the room number text for the Gloryhole, unfortunatley too close quarters to stare at her features too obviously! so i even have an idea which area her room is in should i opt for a quick 30 minute thrash later in the week if she's still here.
And, just in case your reading this Sandy, Nice white car, but really, parking in the disabled slot
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