Joanne36DD - Glasgow

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Incall 45 min, £90

Comms - Phoned number on profile, busy, left a voicemail, she texted back when free, I called her and arranged a time for an on the day booking (seems to be her standard booking procedure).

Location - Charing Cross area, near library. Modernish flat easy enough to find with her directions. Metered  parking in the area or chance a residents space.

Looks - Her profile pics don't give much away but I was not disappointed. MILF, Good looking, blonde, age accurate, sexy underwear, stockings, nice big tits (more like 38F), still in good shape with large nipples.

Service - Seems to have an initial routine she is comfortable with, starts with massage, me naked, face down on bed, her on top with balls getting some attention. I turn over and it livens up. Tits are unleashed, good kissing, OWO, RO, fucking with her on top, with her tits in my face, good to suck on, then mish, doggie, finished with more mish with her legs behind my ears. She can take a good pounding.

Overall - Old school type business model. Her profile is pretty clear on do's and don'ts. I think if you play along with this and come across well then Joanne probably warms up as the booking goes along and gives good service.

[Hairpuller]

Thanks for the review  .... tits definitely look a lot healthier than just DD's

[Happyjose]

So if you play along with her routine there’s a chance she might warm up and give a decent service

Some people are easily pleased

[Redhandle]

So if you play along with her routine there’s a chance she might warm up and give a decent service

Some people are easily pleased

I see from your old review that she didn't really do it for you.
I wouldn't rate her 10/10 but she fitted the bill for what I wanted that day.

I don't tolerate crap service and do my research and make a judgement call before making any booking.
I find that usually if you treat a SP in a decent manner, then you get decent service.

[Happyjose]

I see from your old review that she didn't really do it for you.
I wouldn't rate her 10/10 but she fitted the bill for what I wanted that day.

I don't tolerate crap service and do my research and make a judgement call before making any booking.
I find that usually if you treat a SP in a decent manner, then you get decent service.

Bollocks. We had what looks to be an almost identical experience, and you're evidently more easily pleased

Having to play along with a time-wasting, crap routine in the hope that she'll warm up and give good service is not why a punter pays good money

If you believe that you have any obligation other than to turn up on time, be polite and pay your money, and expect a 1st class experience in return, then you're a mug

[Redhandle]

Bollocks. We had what looks to be an almost identical experience, and you're evidently more easily pleased

Having to play along with a time-wasting, crap routine in the hope that she'll warm up and give good service is not why a punter pays good money

If you believe that you have any obligation other than to turn up on time, be polite and pay your money, and expect a 1st class experience in return, then you're a mug

Chill out.
Turn up on time, be polite pay my money and get my hole is the way I do it.
1st class experience every time may be a bit unrealistic but things have worked ok so far for me.
ps I may be reasonably easily pleased but I'm no mug 

[The Man With No Name]

Does look like the type of old hag that'd insist on begrudgingly heating you up a pie and beans for afters, just to make you feel bad about eating it.

[muffherwell91]

I saw her years ago at New Blythswood in the city centre. She was a bit of a MILF back then so I suspect she will be heading towards the GILF status very soon. Brings back some good mammaries. 

[The Man With No Name]

Brings back some good mammaries. 

Ha! I see what you did there! 

[Asdfghjklz]

Definitely worth the time in my opinion; the warm up was worth as it led to a finger right up my arse which is always a bonus 

[Happyjose]

Definitely worth the time in my opinion; the warm up was worth as it led to a finger right up my arse which is always a bonus 

So, as well as being a lacklustre Sex Worker, she's now also a shite ventriloquist 

and you joined at at 8.29am, and left at 8.42am just to leave us this

Not suspicious at all.....

Edit: looks like the forum software auto corrected my original pr***ie to sex worker